If you don't have children but want to......

[Indigo]

You may want to try this.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

[slateman]

Thats sad. I mean, even the Bible talks about sex. i didn't think it was possible to think about sex

[Fred]

the bible isn't an instruction manual though... that's what elementary school sex-education is these days...

but dang, they musta been like, locked up in the basement sheltered... the european media is so blatantly sexual that their parents musta been obsessive-compulsive about keeping their kids away from it..

well I bet they're suddenly a lot happier...

[Buff]

woh
thats scary that they couldn't
figure it out when it was shower time......

[Python14]

They must not have had any pets either because pets are really horny and have sex alot.

[PissedGodzilla]

just think about how awsome that revelation must be for them.... they must be like " wooooohoooo!!!! this is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!! "

not a bad way to spice up your day... learn about sex!

[Chojin Man]

They are going to lock themselves in their house for a month after they figure everything out.

[dwab3000]

im pretty sure his wife knows about sex

i remember my first sexual expirience it was when i was at church

and ppl dont know that i am telling the truth when i say im going to hell

(thinks about hell)

[thecavemankevin]

i saw a "mad TV" skit like that one time. a couple goes to a fertility doctor and can't figure out why they haven't had a stork deliver their kid yet. The doctor explains how to have sex and they were like eww, gross.

can't imagine how funny it would have been to be the doctor who discovered that they didn't know about sex.

doctor: um, so you don't know what sexual intercourse is?
couple: what's sexual intercourse?
doctor: first you take that thing there, and play around with it a bit to get it...er..um...erect
couple: erect?
doctor: hard!
man: it gets hard?

dorctor: perhaps this would be easier if i showed you (proceeds to grab wife, underss her and)...."excuse me ma'am, do you need help changing that tire?" bow-chica-bowow!

[Rather]

hmm reminds me of Carrie for some reason....


"honey i can see your dirty pillows."

"THEY'RE CALED BREASTS DAN! EVERY GIRL HAS THEM!"



HAHAH ok wasn't that funny.

But you know something. that is sheltered. Even i knew about sex at an early age... Heck.. I was the pre-school perv.

[kauai_paintball]

what is that w3rd? S-E-X???? what is that and can I eat it?

[Python14]

Well, you can't eat sex....but during sex there are things you can "eat"

[kauai_paintball]

Please explain. In DETAIL !!!