Rymes, Poems and Short Stories, Lyrics thread.

[InfinatyBPS]

Post something that you wrote yourself. I'll start.

I sometimes make rymes in my head, never knowing when to goto bed, I watch TV and my mind is just continusly being fed, stuff and I warn you I do not bluff, so don't mess with me cause I'll come out without a scuff, but you will be laying on the floor, laying in your own gore, you best not step up, unless you don't expect to trip up. Then your welcome to try to fade that, but you will not succeed, and you will feel embaressed as if you just peeed on yourself. Tryin your hardest, to flow like this, you just can't fade this, it's just like bliss.

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[paintster14]

hey can i roll something also?

[paintster14]

hmmmm lemme think here and take something off the top of my head.......

These thoughts for you i always feel
I cant tell if its fake or real
Emotion wounds will not heal
Im forever lost in your thought
Not knowing if its love or am i caught
There is one thing without i have left
The only thing i feel in depth
For you tears have been wept
For the love of this your thoughts i kept
My love for this is my only thing left
On the break the others fall
We won our game with just one ball
For this is not a person i speak about
For a sport we share our love around
Within us a paintball player can be found

if anyone asks i do have more

[MagMan5446]

Can't I take from someone else?
It seems I can't rhyme myself.

I do have some rhymes that'll turn this thread very offensive, which is why I will not say them. But they are very very good.

[This message has been edited by MagMan5446 (edited 08-30-2001).]

[InfinatyBPS]

Anything else? Nice one paintster.

[MajorDamage]

Heres the first song I wrote for the infamous band "The Midget Wore Trousers"!

Hey there you, you seem rather small, whats your secret?

MIDGET! OOH OOH! MIDGET!

So your a midget, eh'?
Do you like sugar ray?
I can count by twos,
and tie my shoes,
but you have a hairy back,
and are to simple to make Kraft "Easy Mac"!

MIDGET! OO OOH! MIDGET!

Have you smelled the mule?
Ronald Mcdonald is a fool!
Your only one foot six!
Chex Mix!

MIDGET! OOH OOH! MIDGET!


You can hear this song at http://mp3.com/tmwt along with many others! This song is called "The Midget Song" Originally named "Midgets"!!!!!!!!!!
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ENDO!

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[belligerant1]

i don't smoke endo,
i don't drive a benz yo,
but you can catch me on my super nintendo,

i live in this ville,
up on the hill,
if you mess with em,
i'm gonna kill you.

a bat to the dome,
you'll go home,
worthless like beer foam!

lame but funny.

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this one goes out to the kids who drove 6 hours in a stolen car and missed the tourney!!!!

is it wrong to want to shoot you just so that i can hear the splats hit your goggles?

[InfinatyBPS]

I gots some more. I had some insparation while chatting with some friends.

U step up to me, now , but latta u wish uda fleed,
and went home and listen to you creed cd, and ud go run up a tree, like a cat and im like a pit bull chasin u up there,
cause ur too easy to scare, and when u see me you jump up on a chair, like a girl who saw a rat, and is tto flat, so just listen to that, fat ho.

the new slim shady, is what the call me,
and then they start to flee, up a tree,
cause they just weenies

u gotsta learn to flow like that
and take contro like that
so you can be phat like me
so cant you see ?

The Ironic thing is I dont like rap
I think its all crap
but when u flow like this its like a trap
theres no escape if your weak
all you can do is weap for weak after weak
and try not to tweek, cause after you start you will ahve a winnin streak

lol they call me mr. rapper , and cuase i even ryme when im on the crapper, and even when i wack her,
and smack her. you just like a cracker.

I play paintball from spring to fall, im the one thats gonna make u bauwl, out "HIT" after u get lit up, cause u triped up, now yo ****ed up and all mucked up.

I rule all of the world now
and I eat alll the cows
and all the doggie chow

If you wonna ball wid me, ud better be hidin behind that tree,
because i shoot paint like its free. So ud just betta be, as fast as me, or u gonna be a fruity thing wth my bannana balls on yo face, and and if u dont belive me u can just taste.

I play paintball from spring to fall, im the one thats gonna make u bauwl, out "HIT" after u get lit up, cause u triped up, now yo ****ed up and all mucked up.

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[MajorDamage]

Im glad to see you spelled Rap correctly (crap)

ENDO!

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stuff by me and a few freinds, I'm going to update as soon as (a) I can get on the computer again and (b) get my book back from my freind!!! we all write in it, but shes had it for a few months and I want to get to editing/finishing the final picks.

oh and...I'm published! yay!! heheheheheheh

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[liquidthunder]

"Because of my overactive imagination, I believe that one day my mentality will become so crammed with insignificant factors that my skull will burst into flames. Sure, i recognize that this is a rather out of the question task to aquire, but i suppose It shall in fact become obvious. The mind is a hard thing to understand, and perhaps sooner or later will be deciphered. My brain, on the other hand, will by no means become the latest breakthrough In scientific awareness. There are just so many numerous codes to break, pictures to construe, thoughts to be understood. In otherwords, dont try to figure me out. It's just too damn impossible."

one my my best friendsm heather wrote this, she's really cool

anyway, idk, i though i would share, even tho i didnt write it

[Ni cD]

"Blast you Ignatious...the time of reckoning will soon come, keep up the good work - peace out boyz."

[InfinatyBPS]

that was coo lt.

[InfinatyBPS]

WHOW WHOW, They don't even know, whats gonna hit them
just there workin and siten
Never knowing they will not get to go home and play with their kitten.
Not knowing that a plane of maniacs is coming twards them.
If they knew.
What would they do?
Speeding at 400mph, people terrified
knowing that their family will wonder how they died.
Everyone has started to cry, knowing their going to fry soon.
Some were brave and tried to stop them, some succeeded
They died and bleeded.
They saved so many but sacraficed themself.
Those are the true american heros.
Everyone... A toast to them, put up your beer'os.

To the memories of the people and familys that died in this very tragic event.

[Ni cD]

I'm going to write a Christmas movie about a pimp who is after a hoe who owes him $20, but in the process comes to understand one of the true meanings of Christmas – sharing.

So after struggling with the pimp within, he lets the hoe off the hook. The film could be called ‘Ho Ho Ho, Hoe!’ – it would make tens of hundreds of dollars.

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I thought that up last night...just figured I would share it with you all. :)

[adam68c]

His name is Jerek Barcilona
he gets wasted from one corona
his car is really slowa
i think it needs a blowa
but if it had nos
it be really faust.

(work in progress)and his one was as lame as mine but i had to return

[MagMan5446]

Yeah, I got me some rhymes,
I don't think you're old enough.
Ain't it past yo' bedtime?
You can't touch these beats,
You can't hit this heat,
I don't believe you see what I'm sayin'
Try to outflow me you'll be beggin,
For me to stop but I'll be flowin'


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Thought this up just now.

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
Yeah, I got me some rhymes,
I don't think you're old enough.
Ain't it past yo' bedtime?
You can't touch these beats,
You can't hit this heat,
I don't believe you see what I'm sayin'
Try to outflow me you'll be beggin,
For me to stop but I'll be flowin'


You call that flowin?
That sounds like a lawn mower mowin.
Where u think ur goin?
Whenever you take a hat off it looks like its snowin.
You can step up and get beat down.
And you'll fell like u just got drown.
Then after u get ur but beat down.
There wont even be a sound.
So you think you found ur callin?
Well if thats ur callin then ur gonna be fallin.
I throw it at you like a boxer throws punches
and you wish u woulda did more chrunches.
Im the numba one Mr.Tough so remember
I do not bluff and I will come out without a scuff. :cool: :D
So dont even try it cause ill fade you and youll just despise it.
And all u can do is hide from it.
And cry about it.
and go suck on a cow's tit. :)

Hey we cool, Im just playin with ya no hard feelings hehe.

[MikeCouves]

Hehe if only my 65 Mustang had Nos. Can it even handle Nos? Hehe it would still be fun to have to souped up Civic with Nos and the whole bit. People would make fun of you until you screech past them.

[MagMan5446]

Originally posted by InfinatyBPS


You call that flowin?
That sounds like a lawn mower mowin.
Where u think ur goin?
Whenever you take a hat off it looks like its snowin.
You can step up and get beat down.
And you'll fell like u just got drown.
Then after u get ur but beat down.
There wont even be a sound.
So you think you found ur callin?
Well if thats ur callin then ur gonna be fallin.
I throw it at you like a boxer throws punches
and you wish u woulda did more chrunches.
Im the numba one Mr.Tough so remember
I do not bluff and I will come out without a scuff. :cool: :D
So dont even try it cause ill fade you and youll just despise it.
And all u can do is hide from it.
And cry about it.
and go suck on a cow's tit. :)

Hey we cool, Im just playin with ya no hard feelings hehe.


You think you can flow?
You can go and blow,
and make a lil' dough
then get knocked on the flo'
Like a ***** *** **
All this so you can affoed
Your ugly-*** **
They ain't got no teeth,
It's kinda gross,
They got blisters and corns
On the toes
And I'll never be faded
I'm untouchable,
And this package ain't tainted
You think you can handle this?
You think you can flow?
Go to the top, and read below.



I'm just messin bro, but I got a lot more where that came from ;þ

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by MagMan5446



You think you can flow?
You can go and blow,
and make a lil' dough
then get knocked on the flo'
Like a ***** *** **
All this so you can affoed
Your ugly-*** **
They ain't got no teeth,
It's kinda gross,
They got blisters and corns
On the toes
And I'll never be faded
I'm untouchable,
And this package ain't tainted
You think you can handle this?
You think you can flow?
Go to the top, and read below.



I'm just messin bro, but I got a lot more where that came from ;þ

You step up to me, thinking ur tough, talkin ****,
Well enough is enough,
Dis is bout to get rough,
Youd best step back
you gonna get smacked down
because theres bout to be a crackdown
What now, u still think ur bad,
cause u just look sad
like an old had that just los her shopping bag.
You ***, what I aint trying to brag,
But I gots da skilz that kilz all competition
So I think its time that u gone fishin,
IM like a rattle snake rattalin and hissin.
I strike fast as lightning,
And I relax by fighting.
So I see you trying to flow
but I see all u doing is biting.
So its time you start to go hiding.
Throwin all your kiddie rymes
You cant touch me,
you cant even begin to faze me
All you can do is try to hide behind a purple haze from me.


Hehe gots anymore?

[MagMan5446]

Ya think ya tough?
Ya think ya rough?
You ain't been around these streets,
Come around talkin ****, you gonna be beat
Can you feel this vibe?
It's all around when we ride.
Cause everywhere I go I seem to cause drama,
Us thugs from cali gonna bomb ya,
Ready for a fight like a knight in his armor,
we stuck in the game
It'll make a nigga go insane,
the only thing that you'll be hearin is a bang,
The smack of your head against the wall.
All you bustaz gonna fall,
cuz I won't quit until you stop me,
bury, murder me, drop me,
So I send this out to all the haters that try to copy
They say my lines all sloppy
They only wish that they could be me.

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
Ya think ya tough?
Ya think ya rough?
You ain't been around these streets,
Come around talkin ****, you gonna be beat
Can you feel this vibe?
It's all around when we ride.
Cause everywhere I go I seem to cause drama,
Us thugs from cali gonna bomb ya,
Ready for a fight like a knight in his armor,
we stuck in the game
It'll make a nigga go insane,
the only thing that you'll be hearin is a bang,
The smack of your head against the wall.
All you bustaz gonna fall,
cuz I won't quit until you stop me,
bury, murder me, drop me,
So I send this out to all the haters that try to copy
They say my lines all sloppy
They only wish that they could be me.

No I dont think Im rough or tough,
I know I am, And you know I dont bluff.
I can here yo momma throwin you yo ear muffs
Try TO make me go insane?
I WILL make you be in pain.
With yo pants all stained.
And yo *** beat so hard you feelin you just got cained.
Now you wish you woulda feinghed.
You goin down foo
You goin down to the deep blue
Cement on yo feet
ain to way to cheat in this game
aint it a shame.
another life wasted,
Another one that i tasted.
Oh well, you shouldnt have fell.
You can't stay with the elite,
you can only stay to kiss my feet serve us our meat.
Time to leave if you can't handle the heat.
Ill know you feel
all the way down to hell.
just dont forget to tell
who sent you there
and who payed your fair and saved you that burnin chair.

[MagMan5446]

Say my name 3 times like candyman,
I'll be rollin on yo' *** like an avalanche.
I'll be puttin my fist in your mouth
so I can here you shout,
get it out, get it out.
But mercy's for the weak
And that's what I cry
Step around my path,
If ya don't ya die,
You be shaking like you seen the holy ghost,
When you see me approach.
But thats a good metafore,
cuz all you'll see is a light,
It'll be like I was never there before.
Cuz I'm one deadly human being,
with a gift to speak,
and the power to reach,
every nigga on every street
don't even try to mess with me.

[Chris]

Something Real

The look in your eyes
The fear in my heart
Remembering the time of innocence
I look at the past
Hearts shattered and trampled
Line that path
The stench of lies
The fog of doubt
We have both walked that road before
To forget our separate past
Our lives, intertwined
To keep us strong
We stood together
On the bank of the river fear
You, now on the other side
Try to help me cross
But the fear of drowning
Keeps my feet planted


A look into the depths of my mind...seriously.

-Chris

[InfinatyBPS]

Step up to me and
then we can see who is the best
and who is just fulla cheeze,
when im done with you ur gonna have to tell me pleaze
if u want me to stop, if you dont u gonna get poped, and choped up.
Your welcome to try to fade me but you won't succeed,
because my powers supercede yours
so its bout time to go home and do your chores and
remeba to lock all yo doors, cause im out to get ya
u wish that id neva met ya,
but its too late now,
ud best go hide behind yo momma
cause i won't see you there cause she's bigger than a cow,
cause shes as big as the world now,
cause she ate all the doggie chow, bow wow wow.
This is the end now,
don't even ask how.

Strange the things that come into my head.

[InfinatyBPS]

I think this deserves a huge UP!!!

[MagMan5446]

It's thabigAO
with the juices flowin,
the chevy rollin,
the rhymes goin'
and the hoes chokin'
Now heres the *** tappa
comin straight from Napa,
I ain't no rappa
but I can flow fasta
than the masta P
no one can flow like me
with the speed
of a bone thug & harmony
Now just realize
that you can't visualize
you can't even see me.
Ya lil' she/he