Lance Armstrong wins the Tour De France!

[1stdeadeye]

Lance Armstrong won a record 5th Tour De France in a row this morning!

In a related story, France unconditionally surrendered to Mr. Armstrong when he made a finger gun gesture to the crowd!

[-Carnifex-]

I really hope he doesn't cheat.

[Koosh]

Of course he cheats! He had testicular cancer, and one nut was removed... it makes him more AeroDynamic!

Nah, but thats cool to hear... what is this, his 5th time in a row? or 4th? 3rd? heh, I don't pay much attention to cycling

[cris8762]

it's his 5th, good for him though!

[CasingBill]

Awesome!

Lance Armstrong is Da'Man!

On a side note. France already surrendered when the Eifel(sp) Tower caught fire last week. They just can't surrender every week.

[TigerMan]

Originally posted by TheFlamingKoosh
Nah, but thats cool to hear... what is this, his 5th time in a row? or 4th? 3rd? heh, I don't pay much attention to cycling

And other posts in the same thread too, lol. Like 1stdeadeye said, it was his 5th in a row. Quite an accomplishment, just the second person to ever win 5 Tour de France's in a row. It's possibly one of the most grueling events in sports as well.

[nt2004]

ha france surrenders

[Koosh]

Originally posted by TigerMan


And other posts in the same thread too, lol. Like 1stdeadeye said, it was his 5th in a row. Quite an accomplishment, just the second person to ever win 5 Tour de France's in a row. It's possibly one of the most grueling events in sports as well.

yeah, the tour de france is one of the most grueling events in sports too... It is quite an accomplishment to win 5 in a row, he was only the 2nd guy to do it.

[CasingBill]

Uh-OH

Maybe we better tone down the France bashing. Someone might threaten to close the thread. But I do love bashing those hairy, snail eatin, surrender monkeys.

[nt2004]

ha surrender monkies. you must be a daily show fan

[irbodden]

No suprise, Armstrong is literally a mutant.

[logamus]

horray for the BIG TEXAN LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!!! on to set the record in 04.

[1stdeadeye]

Re: Uh-OH

Originally posted by CasingBill
Maybe we better tone down the France bashing. Someone might threaten to close the thread. But I do love bashing those hairy, snail eatin, surrender monkeys.

Get it right. It is cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[1stdeadeye]

Re: Awesome!

Originally posted by CasingBill
On a side note. France already surrendered when the Eifel(sp) Tower caught fire last week. They just can't surrender every week.

Oh yes they can. Just because they are ALWAYS surrendering doesn't mean that anyone accepts their surrender! Would you?

For example, after I show this:
Who's Next? I am almost done!


The French are whipping out this:

[CasingBill]

LOL

You're right. I forgot.