EMR's Castle Conquest- Pumps vs. Semi's

[Cilio - Knightmare Tango]

On September 27th approx 150 pump players will be defending the Castle at EMR against 600 Semi attacker. The attackers are desperately looking for a few good men and women to TRY and show the pump players how quickly the castle will fall... or at least that's what they are saying. The defenders are ready to uphold the honor of the Old School. Are the attackers ready to TRY and prove that pumps are a thing of the past? We are PUMPED and ready to do our best defending. Our bodies are ready to take the welts that the attackers will dish out. Sign up for the attacking side and bring it on!!!
Copied directly off EMR site:

CASTLE CONQUEST XVI:
PURE PAINTBALL INSANITY! 110% ADRENALINE! DEFENDERS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WILL BE ALL PUMP PLAYERS led by the STOCK MARSHALLS! Do you have what it takes to take them down or the courage to join them? Only $25 prepaid by 9/13/03 for CASTLE CONQUEST Only or $35 at the event. $40 prepaid by 9/13/03 for the whole weekend or $50 at the event. ALL PREPAID PLAYERS entered into a drawing for a GOLD PLATED SPECIAL EDITION SHATNER SIGNATURE SERIES ILLUSION Pump Gun by ACTION MARKERS! CASTLE CONQUEST Saturday, Play under the lights Sat. Night or join the party in the Rec. Center. Open Field Play on Sunday and in addition the CANADIAN CONTINGENT will be running a pump only game. $1000's in PRIZE GIVEAWAYS all day Saturday. FPO! FAO! FREE LODGING! FREE CAMPING!

Contact Info:

Call EMR Today for Reservations, information or anyother question!

Email: [email protected]

Phone: (570) 465-9622

Fax: (570) 465-2834

For additional info, please contact E.M.R. Paintball Park at:

E.M.R. Paintball Park
PO Box 728
Rt 706 & 601
New Milford, PA 18834

[Pyrate Jim]

Bah.
The attackers don't have game enough to roust the old men with pump guns.
Sadly enough, so few semi players are signed up that Blue has had to limit the number of defenders.
I guess the semi-totin' majority of players know better than to try to take on the players who actually aim - and hit who they're aiming at.

Anyone with a different opinion is welcome to express it on the boards, but the proof will be at EMR next month.
So don't talk...prove me wrong.

[SyntaxError]

NICE!!!

Dave, get me a pump an I'll show those semi shooters how to play ball!!

[Cilio - Knightmare Tango]

I wish you had told me earlier, we could use ya Adam. I've got a couple of extra pumps, the problem is the defense is all filled up and there's a waiting list.

[SyntaxError]

awww

See you guys at West Point though?

[Tyger]

I'm already in. DEE-FENCE!!!!

I think we can hold 'em. I really do.

-Tyger

[Pyrate Jim]

Originally posted by Tyger
I'm already in. DEE-FENCE!!!!

Dontcha mean in dee-castle?

Hold 'em?
Tell ya what, you hold 'em and I'll spank 'em.

[Cilio - Knightmare Tango]

Yup, we'll see you at West Point. I doubt they'd make it on the same weekend as the Castle game.

[Meph]

It's quite easy. There's no chance they can win. Those puff-balls have been relying on dumping paint for the past decade. You think they have the ability to actually aim and pick people off? You must be joking!

There's, you know. Trees, leaves, wooden bunkers, the occasional woodland creature. The attackers are foreign to this land. They're going to walk around looking dazed and confused, wondering where all the netting is, where's the balloon bunkers, how come there's no camera, wondering where is Salm when you need him!!!


Nothing for us defenders to worry about. Will the castle fall in 3 hours? Probably not. But honestly, after 1 hour a few of us are going to be pretty laxxed. After the 1 hour mark, we have all the worlds' bragging rights. Even if you attackers DO take it over after that hour mark.... you're going to have to live in shame any ways. Because that's still not the fastest time, and against us lowly ol' pump players with our 2bps!

Just remember guys. When you attempt to charge the castle walls, don't suddenly be surprised to find out just how fast some of the older arms can pump that phantom and PGP and still light you up without a Halo necessary.

Though I do predict that the attackers will get in the walls. I mean after the first 3 hours there's a break in the game, they can come in then! No biggie, right? Of course.

[SyntaxError]

Originally posted by Cilio - Knightmare Tango
Yup, we'll see you at West Point. I doubt they'd make it on the same weekend as the Castle game.

Just heard from Santos today, the WP game is Sept. 6th

[laxkid]

I cant wait to play at castle conquest XVI you old guys dont stand a chance.

[Cilio - Knightmare Tango]

This "old guy" (age: 35), might just be able to hang with the "younger guys". I'll bring my cane and try my best.



Adam,

What side you plan on playing on for WP? I was thinking maybe the Cartel, what do you think?

[Meph]

Yeah, sure thing. Just wait til your battery dies, your pods are all empty, and your tank runs out of air. Then we'll see who stands a chance.

[laxkid]

I dont have that much muns to spend on paintballs so I dont fire all of them at once I use my paint cauciosly I always bring an extra n2 tank and I use a mechanical mag.

[penguinpunk555]

Originally posted by Meph

where is Salm when you need him!!!

that just cracked me up no but realy i feel bad for the pump players i feel they r going to get rolled on