SHHHHUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH i say :D
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SHHHHUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH i say :D
*ahem*
Read dear Yvonnie, read. Blow-torches are no longer the weapon of choice amongst us southern boyz... It is now Satellite-mounted Lasers, ala Star-Wars (Reagan).
So, to put it bluntly. Shatner can eat **** & die a horrible, terrible, awful & bad paintball death because he is a terrible actor with a great show to his name & is old & smells an awful lot like poo.
LMFAO!!!! i almost fell out of my chair after reading that.Quote:
old & smells an awful lot like poo.
Yes Yes we Southern boys are hi-tech now we also have satellite cameras aimed upon Shatners house we track his every move and when the moment comes BAM!! the old fork in the eye or in this case huge laser. :D
This is the second worst post-whoring I've ever seen in 6 years on the internet. The first was a thread length competition between a bunch of vbulletin boards. Was a free-for-all posting session to see who could come up with the longest thread. Got some 170-something pages in the first 2 days. It was like having a chat room...in a forum...:D
Anyways, where's my blowtorch? A few things I'd like to do with that. *ponders* Hm....thermite welding....
Umm sorry no blowtorch for you your getting the laser for calling us post whores bye bye. :D
Another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust....
Aye, the FatMan returneth!
I be too drunk with whiskey to tell you too much about it right now - rest assured a trip report is coming. I can whet your appetite with headlines:
Lock Ness Moster snatches child from shore - FatMan gets a photo!
Grad student eats Black Pudding, then asks "what WAS that?" Later repeats incident with haggis!
Ladies in Glasgow bar entertain us with a rousing rendition of "In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ..."
Sheep are actually nasty creatures that crap all over the place.
Hanging out in a club when a ballarina and 10 nuns walk in and start to party. FatMan gets multiple kisses.
50 senior Brits and Scots dressed in cowboy outfits dance the 2-step until 3am on country and western night in small Scotish village.
Plus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!
FatMan
That had to be the best thing in the whole post. Or umm wait does that mean that not one but all of them have his butt in it oh no. Quick spazzed take him out with the laser before he sobers up and starts poasting pics. :DQuote:
and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!
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Originally posted by FatMan
HanPlus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!
FatMan
Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?:D
A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!Quote:
Originally posted by ShooterJM
Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?:D
FatMan
Quote:
Originally posted by FatMan
A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!
FatMan
Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?
Uh, you mean NBA, right? Yeah we got that! Hold on and I'll post a pic or two.Quote:
Originally posted by ShooterJM
Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?
FatMan
Todays senseless pic.What happens when you see TooDamnSweet hitchiking.
OK, no photos posted today. I'm only 1/3 the way through downloading all the pics. Tomorrow.
FatMan
OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!
FatMan
Here is another lass I found quite fetching! Fetching me a pint in fact!
FatMan
:D :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by FatMan
OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!
FatMan
Good show!
I heartily agree! Looks like I need to take a trip to Scotland! After London and Australia though. Did you get any rounds of golf in?
*insert drumroll here*
Here's FatMan at Temple Wood, a 5000 year old stone circle.
FatMan
Huh? Did you want a drum roll or a rim shot?Quote:
Originally posted by WARPED1
*insert drumroll here*
FatMan
Well i have reconsidered lasering you i think we will keep you around as the official Butt Photographer and a damn fine one at that. :D
The stones at Ballymeanoch ...
Ballymeanoch
Cool! I'll start making a point of photographing interesting butts and posting them here!Quote:
Originally posted by TransMan
Well i have reconsidered lasering you i think we will keep you around as the official Butt Photographer and a damn fine one at that. :D
FatMan
Hmm whats up with them Scotts and their stones did they ever actually build anythign or did they go around turning rock on there end all the time?
Well lets shoot for more than interesting lets go for Hot young ladies thats seems interesting enough for me.Quote:
Originally posted by FatMan
Cool! I'll start making a point of photographing interesting butts and posting them here!
FatMan
The Eagle Stone (Type 1 Pictish stone) - and FatMan
Hmmm might be able to help out in this endeavour. Went and visted a friend in Missouri. Her roomies were quite attractive. Anyway they were kind enough to pose for a pic or two. Shall we say, for poster(ior)ity. Ok bad joke. I'll scan em up after work. :DQuote:
Originally posted by TransMan
Well lets shoot for more than interesting lets go for Hot young ladies thats seems interesting enough for me.
Yes very bad joke but im sure everyone will over look it after you get those pics up. ;)
Rear! Rear! uh, I mean Hear! Hear!Quote:
Originally posted by TransMan
Yes very bad joke but im sure everyone will over look it after you get those pics up. ;)
FatMan
Quote:
Originally posted by FatMan
Rear! Rear! uh, I mean Hear! Hear!
FatMan
Ok so it WAS bad. But I saw the opportunity and had to take the shot. Two pics should be up in an hour and 15 min or so. Have some stuff to finish at work.
Cought these in Paris in March
FatMan
Don't know if you saw this from the AO meet, but this is Capo's butt!
FatMan
Them Paris girls look like pros to me FatGuy ;)
You mean the Frenchies or Capo?
:D
Naw, I don't think the Frenchies were pro - they were doing the touristy thing in Paris I'm pretty sure. I talked to a couple of 'em.
FatMan
Maybe you just werent their $$TYPE$$ ;)
Aw, now you go and cut me to the quick! You are saying that PROS would TURN ME DOWN because I wasn't their type!!!Quote:
Originally posted by TransMan
Maybe you just werent their $$TYPE$$ ;)
Sheesh Trans! What'd I ever do to you?
And if the pros in Paris didn't like me, how come the nuns and ballarina in Edinbourgh were kissing all over me? Huh?
FatMan
Yvonnie! Trans is being MEAN to me! :(
As promised! Gotta love America too!
And my favorite.....Except for a few spring break photos.....:D
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