my school is going to smell like cow shiz for 5 years :D
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my school is going to smell like cow shiz for 5 years :D
Of-course it'd be cool to talk to me, I'm the great r0x0r! :D But you ain't gettin' my meat..LOL...
Uhhh..err..crap, I forgot.
OH! Trans, DO NOT forget to give the cow lots & lots & lots of laxatives :D
gallon of liguid exlax sound good??? :D :D
Yo BT holla at me bro or anyone else here yal seen my number im gonna smoek a bowl so nows the time to call:D :D
LMBO!!! You guys are having waaaay too much fun without me!!! Sorry BT, I was sooooooo tired by the time Sunday came around I crashed after I finished my pizza. I have spazzed cell number and Tran's number too if you want them. (NM, I see that Trans posted his already LOL).
That is a hilarious prank Trans. Where are you guys gonna get the cow, or are they just hangin out everywhere over there LOL
I'll be on AIM tomorrow and want all the juicy details spazzed! Don't leave anything out!!!
Hiya Hun! Don't tell me you're jealous of an 18 year old who lives hundreds of miles away??? Although he is kinda cute and in his prime....hmmmmm LOL JK You know my heart and all my big O's belong to you!!! :D
ha ha ha, now all i need is spazzeds lol. BTW, trans, what is your real name i dont want to sound like (more of) a retard when i call:D
TDS, ya i know im cute:)
Just ask for Tranny man..lol :D
Its Bryce and im usually the one that answers the phone so call now while im stoned listening to skynard yo
what up my homies no ones posted all day im very dissapointed in u guys....
I talked to BT last night on the phone and that about all a remember of our conversation and then i passed out :D
I prob sounded retarded on the phone but oh well...:cool:
No sounds to it bubba, you are a tard ;)Quote:
Originally posted by TransMan
what up my homies no ones posted all day im very dissapointed in u guys....
I talked to BT last night on the phone and that about all a remember of our conversation and then i passed out :D
I prob sounded retarded on the phone but oh well...:cool:
lol
"Bryce... Trans dude... you there... hello"
"i'm not gonna make it man, im gonna pass... out... (long pause) i got to go before... i hit my head on something... bye."
"k man good luck"
lol and i remember nothing after that :D
oh ya my moms getting me liek 50$ tomarrow and me and the hoes are goin to the head shops :D :D
Man lay off the reefer and maybe youll accualy stay awake:)
Okay, I'm lost again. What are head shops? Does that mean you guys are gonna get a hair cut?
im sorry i should have explained it better for you
a head shop is a store that sells pipes and bongs and other smoking excessories ;)
also i didnt go because the hoe failed her englsh final and was being yelled at by her parent so instead liek a retard i blew all but 6 of the 50 that my mom gave me going to the movies and eating chinese food....:(
im such an idiot when im not stoned :mad: :mad: :mad:
But an even bigger idiot when you are! :pQuote:
Originally posted by TransMan
...im such an idiot when im not stoned :mad: :mad: :mad:
good one
Roger that, over & out :)
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Originally posted by gibby
But an even bigger idiot when you are! :p
well not when it comes to managing money i much better at that when i high because i dont spend it on needless things liek movies i spend it on important things liek more pot or pipes ;) :D
For those who don't care, kiss my white arse, but for those of you who do...
Go see Bruce Almighty :D
I guess I'll be kissing your white arse....LOL
Take this test and tell me how dumb you are......
http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/c.../pak/jquiz.cgi
i got 9 :(
got the pill one wrong the 28 days one and the moses one sorry im not so up on the bible :D
Must go self medicate now ;)
yo well im done medicatin and its some pretty good medicine yo :D :D :D
Me and 2 of my uncles and couple of my cousins made potatoe guns and demolished everything :D :D :D
Your Score
You scored 11 out of 12 - You are above normal! (Question 8 gets them every time!!)
Oh yeah, I rock :D
Yo everyone Tonight was the best night of my life and ill remember it forever :D :D :D
U would rob be suprised if i say there wasnt a girl involved but there wasnt. Ill start at the begining i just had gotten out of the shower went into my room looked out my window and my uncle who lives beside me was standing infront of his house beside faced away from me. so i threw on some cloths and went over to see what he was up to. As im walkin up he smiles and i smell a familiar aroma and m like hmmmm. :D i look in his had and i can see a bit sticking out beside his lighter so im like ok ok. So we get to talking about the tater guns we had made the day before he said he took one to work and amazed everyone there was shooting a bucket on a loader from about 50 feet every time and u could here it echo in the shop like a cannon. So then we are liek cool lets go to the Sportsmens club that across the road from where we live about 300 yards.
We drive around to the back empty all our stuff out and started loading and shooting at stuff at about 7:45 at about 9:00 my other uncle walks up said he thought we were shooting summin cus he was going to shoot his colt 45 and Uncle#1 says we are and blew apart a Plastic drywall bucket :cool:. Uncle#2 says oh **** so he shoots his gun a bit as we are shooting at clay pidgeons.then he starts shooting my other uncles gun amnd stuff.
Then at Dusk as the sun was going down Uncle#1 pulled out a big fat one lit it up took a hit and hands it to me so i take a good hit and hand it to my other uncle so we passs it around and smoke it up.
Then after the sunn goes down we show Uncle#2 how fire shoots out the barrel about 10 inches and the whole thing glows orange when u shoot it. then he grabs a propane torch and says let put this in it. So he holds the gun whole my other uncle loads him up he shuts the valve and hits the switch and shoot a burn barrel. It shot flame out and glowed blue was neat.
They kept doing that and my gun start miss firing so im left trying to fix it and stuff. I burn it out a couple times and nuthin so i kept doing that cleaned the threads and let it dry. My uncle says to hold it upside down while u put the hair spray in it so all the vapor goes up and hte liquid drains out so im liek ok. After that it worked great.
Next we startshooting strait up and running under the roof to see if we can get on to come strait down. Wer got it about 10 fett away but only hit the roof once.:D we did that for a while and then Uncle#2 left cus he had to go back home.
Me and Uncle#1 stay there and shoot for a while more in the dark. We got tired of that so we loaded all our stuff up and came back home. We leaned up against the back of his truck infront of his house and talked about the crazy goats and dogs that we are gonna shoot cus they wont stay out of out yards. Goats keep tearing up my electric fence behind my house and a dog that lives down the road craps in my uncles yard all the time s we are gonna pop em a few times maybe they will learn....:eek:
After that my uncle said he was starving and didnt have any food so he was gonna go to sleep. So im liek ok im gonna go chill at my house so he says have a good night and everything i say ill see you tomarrow and we part. So then i came in my house about 11:05 grabed a boneless chiken hungry man and took it over to him he said thx man im like no prob come back in and stick a pizza in the oven.
So now im here getting ready to eat my pizza then go smoke me one. Prob come back in watch some movies and crash :D
Very interesting night Trans! Although I read that kinda fast and have to read it again to get the full effect.
Hey Spazzed, I got 11 out of 12 too, I'm the Bomb Baby!!!!
Haven't seen BT around lately, he musta got a girl... :D
yea, i was um, busy, last um night....
anyways... i graduated, im not gonna be on too much anymore since i apperently have a life now:D
Congratulations on your graduation Zac!!!!! I guess that means you passed history huh? Way to go! Life? What life? Your life ended, now you have to be an adult.....yeah right! LOL
yup thats why i postponed having a life for another semester :D ;)
Careful, don't let the looks fool ya! :pQuote:
Originally posted by BTAutoMag
...i apperently have a life now:D
You just barely graduated from high school...you'll find out little caterpillar that you've still have much to learn.
I'm sure you'll be back to ask all your favorite online friends for advice.
Spazzed - How to eat sushi
TDS - Lessons in love and hate
Transman - How to properly smoke out from a bong without drinking the bong water, or spilling it(it can stink up the place)
JM - How to flirt with online women
Myself - How to woo a woman in 21 days.
How to woo a woman in 21 days......you go boy!
lol, how to woo a woman in 21 days... youve known TDS for longer then that. i guess theres no wooing going on any more:D;)
You can't imply that from my statement.Quote:
Originally posted by BTAutoMag
lol, how to woo a woman in 21 days... youve known TDS for longer then that. i guess theres no wooing going on any more:D;)
How to woo a woman in 21 days is just the beginning...
...next time you reach that new phase in life, I'll introduce you to the next book. Little steps caterpillar! ;)
LOL cute! He did woo me in 21 days which was the length of my first visit. Don't worry, I still get lots a wooing. :DQuote:
Originally posted by BTAutoMag
lol, how to woo a woman in 21 days... youve known TDS for longer then that. i guess theres no wooing going on any more:D;)
i'll elaborate on transmans story... he shot potato guns and smoked weed
there ya go :p
Gibby it takes you 21 days?
Ha...amature
;)
I take it you're a pro? Prostitutes don't count buddy. :pQuote:
Originally posted by WicKeD_WaYz
Gibby it takes you 21 days?
Ha...amature
;)
Hmmm 12/12 on the test.
:D
HaQuote:
Originally posted by gibby
I take it you're a pro? Prostitutes don't count buddy. :p
replace the word woman with girl(highschool:( ) and it takes me about one date.
Aaah, there lies the difference between women and girls. Girls tend to be easily impressionable whereas women have already experienced the BS that we men put out. :DQuote:
Originally posted by WicKeD_WaYz
Ha
replace the word woman with girl(highschool:( ) and it takes me about one date.
But alright...so...BT let me add one more to the list then:
Wicked_Wayz - How to woo girls in 1 date.