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Thread: Rename our Company! Best name gets $100 and a FREE ano job!

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    Rename our Company! Best name gets $100 and a FREE ano job!

    Here at Sexy Turtle we are getting tired of our stupid name. Because.....well...... it's pretty damn retarded. So we are asking all you retards to come up with a name more retarded than Sexy Turtle!

    Requirements:
    Must be funny
    Must be retarded
    Must be arrogant


    You will be awarded $25 extra if your submission include the owner's name - Bill May


    The winner gets a cash prize of - $100 and a FREE ano of his/her choice!

    Rules:
    Max of 5 entries per person.
    Dispensations can be made for some people if they want to submit more
    SUBMISSIONS MUST BE EMAILED TO THE FOLLOWING ADRESS!
    paintball@fire-star.cc


    After we have recieved all the submissions. They will then be voted by YOU
    And the top 5 will go on to the Finals


    Visit us at http://www.sexyturtle.com

    $60 single color
    $70 two color fade
    $85 three color fade
    +$40 splashes
    +$40 tattoos


    *we reserve the right to end the contest at any time and mandate who wins the contest

    UPDATE!!!
    THE CONTEST WILL END ON FRIDAY! - PLAYERS CAN VOTE FOR THEIR FAVORITE ENTREE ON OUR WEBSITE www.sexyturtle.com

    YOU MAY SUBMIT 5 MORE ENTREES!
    Last edited by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER; 12-02-2003 at 07:25 PM.

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    and your sig is waaaaay illegal other then that...game on
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    darnit now i gotta change my sig

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    how about ournameisntsexyturtleanymore?

    or maybe crimson anodizing

  5. Red Rocket Anodizing!

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    come one people, its in big red letters, email the submissions, otherwise it would take me eons to compile who submitted what
    Contacts:
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    e-mail: paintball@fire-star.cc

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    re

    how about?
    Bill May's arrogantly funny retarded ano shop
    Action Paintball
    actionpaintballstore.com
    n-tense Sports
    ntensesportrs.com

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    ok, no more "im going to say the requirements" names, funny the first 2 times, thats it

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    ...EMAIL THE SUBMISSIONS PEOPLE!

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    crazy men and an anno bath

    crazy billy bob buck tooth's annodizing

    billy bob buck toothed annodizing

    crazy bill annodizing

    skinny elephants annodizing


    edit: emailed you
    Last edited by toyotaboy12; 11-23-2003 at 08:25 PM.
    I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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    Email sent, tried to be as random as possible.

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    jees you people!!!!!!!!!

    email the entrees!!!!!!

    dont post them

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    um, your email link isn't working.

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    ermm.. ya..
    Last edited by joey d; 11-23-2003 at 09:07 PM.

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    How's this... it's been emailed as well...

    Arrogant Bill's mAyNO Clinic...
    Send us your gear if you've got ballz...
    We'll ano anything... nothing is too sexy for us...

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    Gay Spray By Bill May...WOOT I WIN, DENIS!
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    DiRtY PiCs...

    I throw bombs...well not really...


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    Originally posted by RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
    Gay Spray By Bill May...WOOT I WIN, DENIS!
    LMAO

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    uhhh...renegade...you spelled my name wrong you poop!

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    Ill Bill's Ano Blasting

    Bad Mutha Goose Anodizing

    Bill May's Center for Ano Control

    Ano King Graphics

    Billzilla's ano shop

    UPGRADE YOUR GREY MATTER 'CAUSE 1 DAY IT MAY MATTER!!!

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    EMAIL YOUR SUBMISSIONS!

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    THE EMAIL LINK AT THE TOP IS WRONG, FIX IT!!!!!!!!!

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    Clownboat Industries

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    Emailed my submission. Hopefully it gets to you...I had trouble with the link as well.

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    oops... Emailing name...
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    bill mays big sexy gun

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    Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
    uhhh...renegade...you spelled my name wrong you poop!

    ...shut up.

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    Link is still broken, so..

    The Awesomeworks..
    Your head asplode!

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    thanks for referring to everyone as a retard... yeah that is great business pracitce.
    Taking a long needed leave of the sport to finish school and tour the country

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    Originally posted by RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf



    ...shut up.
    NEVER!

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    well i dont consider myself a retard but i tried to help you guys out with a retarded name.
    you got mail.

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