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    Hamsters and rich folk

    now to fully understand this heres the jist of it... my mom is kelly, colin is my 2 year old lil bro, and ryan is my 3 year old lil bro. colin is always in the hospital of cold toilet seats so my mom always sends the family updates. she sent me this one just cause its so funny... AND COMPLETLY TRUE!


    "Hi,

    A Colin update.
    He is back and he is trouble. He kinda was just hanging out for a few days. Then it happened.

    He started playing golf with the X-mas tree/ornaments. I got him away from that and proceded to clean that mess, while, at the same time he decided that he missed all his toys which included the ones at the bottom of the toy box. Now Colin has alot of relatives which result in ALOT of toys. So......X-Mas tree, ornaments, and toys.....did I mention anything about peanut butter, I remember peanut butter being involved that morning.

    Coffee, I need coffee, he is not in view but what else could he do, he did enough.

    Oh, the hamster cage! It is about 11:30 am by now, they are still in thier footed PJs, and I hear a loud crash and children running into the kitchen....they have hamster bedding in thier hair. Oh and here comes the hamster.

    OK, I really need coffee now. But, considering the peanut butter, hamster poop, and bedding....the toys, X-Mas tree, and footed PJs, I had to make a quick decision.

    The door bell rings. Saved by the bell. Help is here. Maybe someone wants coffee.

    No, it is Bev Nelson, one of the richest ladies in Elkhart. Surely she has seen this before!

    Bev was concerned about Colin and brought him a VERY nice WHITE bear from a VERY uptown toy store on Fifth Avenue. It was presented in a cruched velvet box.

    I can't help finding much humor in that morning. Bev Nelson, a VERY NICE WHITE bear, the tree/ornament, hamster, toys and poop.

    Colin is doing great and I am not expecting any secondary infections (after I clean the house)

    You must get better and visit someday, the coffee is always on

    Merry X-Mas

    Kelly"




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    Re: Hamsters and rich folk

    Originally posted by BTAutoMag
    [B] colin is always in the hospital of cold toilet seats [B]
    what does that mean?

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    im totaly confused

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    im totaly confused

    So am I....

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    Originally posted by TransMan
    im totaly confused
    agreed.

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    LOL

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    hospital of cold toilet seats...

    havent you noticed that hospitals are always really cold... thus cold toilet seats (brrrrr)

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    Originally posted by BTAutoMag
    hospital of cold toilet seats...

    havent you noticed that hospitals are always really cold... thus cold toilet seats (brrrrr)
    What is your meaning? I mean ok hospitals are cold, what does this have to do with colin? Is this your saying for colin is mischievous? Or what? I've been where you mom is with your two younger brothers, I'm sure she has some really funny days. Tho I can say I'll never be back there with a grown kid...lol... Bless your mother for doing it all again.

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    Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
    im totaly confused

    So am I....
    Am I braindead or are we missing something again?
    I'm way too old for this ****.

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    yea well i guess from an outsiders view its kinda confusing

    i got it and i was on the floor laughing so i guess youd have to at least visit to get it

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    yeah, funny.....someone call the funny home on this kid

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    sorry....your joke has failed to pass a urine test. It will not be recieving it's Diploma in Humor as a result.

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    Originally posted by BTAutoMag
    i guess youd have to at least visit to get it
    ill be over in 5 minutes then
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    Originally posted by spazzed


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    AAAHHHH HA! i think i got the cold toilet seat thing

    OK he said his brother was always in the hospital of cold toilet seats. Now at first glance that would make u think he is goin to the hospital because he has a cold toilet seat...makes no sense. What i really think he was trying to say is that his brother is always going to the hospital that has cold toilet seats because he is sick a lot. Because he was sick the rich lady who is obviously gettin blackmailed by BTs mom brings him an expensive stuffed bear because if she dont BTs mom goes ape poo adn tell the whoel down the dirty lil secret.


    soooo BT am i right?????

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    Originally posted by TransMan
    AAAHHHH HA! i think i got the cold toilet seat thing

    OK he said his brother was always in the hospital of cold toilet seats. Now at first glance that would make u think he is goin to the hospital because he has a cold toilet seat...makes no sense. What i really think he was trying to say is that his brother is always going to the hospital that has cold toilet seats because he is sick a lot. Because he was sick the rich lady who is obviously gettin blackmailed by BTs mom brings him an expensive stuffed bear because if she dont BTs mom goes ape poo adn tell the whoel down the dirty lil secret.


    soooo BT am i right?????
    What? Are you and BT related? LOL

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    still cannot comprehend...

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    what dont you get?

    his brother is always in the hospital, because he has a cold toilet seat super glued(by the hampster) to his bum, when going to get it taken off the rich lady saw him waddling down the street by himself and felt bad so got him a bear, mom is busy with the other kid...or is she???? thats right the hampster got her too, shes tied up in the basement and the hampster actually typed that message under bt's sn, because...well hes dead. bt was involved in a fire fight with atf agents when they raided his log cabin in vermont.

    come on people its not that tough, the only part i dont get is about the ninjas, i mean why would ninjas be picking flowers?

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