ok - no need for seconds then.
Just out of curiosity - would you have preferred sabers or pistols? (Swords let you get personal...lol)
(Used to keep a cavalry saber in the house for home defense: "Mr. Davidson, you say you had no easy egress from the home during the invasion and that you acted in self-defense, is that correct?"
"But Mr Davidson, how do you account for the fact that the thief was hacked more than one hundred times...?"
"I was REALLY scared...")