Come on guys, lets all help Tom get some good ol' American nookie!
A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.
-So if we e-mail, we get HER
-If we get HER, Tom will tell us
-We can't have HER, but Tom can. And he'll tell us about it.
-This makes Tom happy, and we are happy for Tom.
Its all comming together now....Mwahahaha