Interview with Amy Schreier of the Femmes Fatales
TM: Can we interview you for our crappy website?
TM: What are you wearing...uh...How's it feel to be in Maxim?
Amy: Um, I don't know, I haven't seen it yet (refering to the fact that we promised to send her a bunch of copies and then didn't), but from the slews of emails that Im getting I think it's pretty °°°°in' cool.
TM: If you were a cheese, what kind would you be and why?
Amy: I would be swiss cheese cause it tastes good and there's no mistaking swiss cheese.
TM: When did you start playing?
Amy: With myself?
Amy: About a year ago
TM: What position do you play?
Amy: Mid back. Mid, but I can play every position really well.
TM: Beer or liquor?
TM: Is it true that hot chics don't pass gas?
Amy: No that's not true at all, we're the worst
TM: I heard that nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning, is that true?
TM: What's the worst pickup line you've every heard?
Amy: I must have a mirror in my pocket, cause I can see you in my pants.
TM: How often do you floss?
Amy: Of course
TM: Happy Birthday by the way
Amy: It's my birthday?
TM: Guess not...
TM: Have you every been "Happy Birthday'ed" by Team Strange?
TM: What's the best cinematic cat fight ever?
Amy: It was in some °°°° film, Chics in Jail or something
TM: What's your favorite cuss word?
Amy: Um, °°°°er
TM: Spell "subcutaneous"
Amy: Yeah right! Really? Ok. S-U-B (we hear typing)
TM: Don't cheat (She cheated)
TM: Would you ever consider marrying a ... Canadian?
Amy: Oh sure
TM: What color roses should a guy send you after a great second date?
TM: What color paintballs should a guy buy you after you've bunkered his ***?
TM: Can you pee your name in the snow?
Amy: Yep (We didn't ask...)
TM: If we had had one good question to ask you, what should it have been?
Amy: When can you see me next...