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Thread: TooDamnSweet Needs some AO Spirit

  1. #1831
    Sounds like fun to me do we both get a blow torch??? Or are we gonna use one huge blowtorch to take out all the trekkors at once?

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    What's better than 2 small blowtorches?
    1 big one.

    What's better than 1 big one?
    2 REALLY BIG ONES!!

  3. #1833
    Hmmm im thinking satellite with a huge laser on it

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    So Reagan's StarWars did do some good? Kick arse!!

  5. #1835
    YUP Reagan Kicks *** trekkors are going down

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    Doesn't matter how many blow torches you have or how big they are. SHATNER THE SUPREME AND HIS INDESTRUCTABLE TEAM ARE GONNA SAVE THE GIAN HEAD.....VICTORY WILL BE OURS!!!
    So bring it on boys.......but don't cry when you have to dance in your underwear.........

    Originally posted by Miscue
    Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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    HaHa Shatner couldnt win an *** kicking contest against a one-legged manand you think hes going to be able to defeat TK think again.

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    Trans aren't you PLAYING on Bill's team?

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    Huh i dont know what your talking about?

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    Originally posted by TransMan
    HaHa Shatner couldnt win an *** kicking contest against a one-legged manand you think hes going to be able to defeat TK think again.
    /me thinking about it again...............

    Shatner is gonna win!



    Trans aren't you PLAYING on Bill's team?

    He is, he's in denial right now......

  11. #1841
    SHHHHUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH i say

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    *ahem*

    Read dear Yvonnie, read. Blow-torches are no longer the weapon of choice amongst us southern boyz... It is now Satellite-mounted Lasers, ala Star-Wars (Reagan).

    So, to put it bluntly. Shatner can eat **** & die a horrible, terrible, awful & bad paintball death because he is a terrible actor with a great show to his name & is old & smells an awful lot like poo.

  13. #1843
    old & smells an awful lot like poo.
    LMFAO!!!! i almost fell out of my chair after reading that.

    Yes Yes we Southern boys are hi-tech now we also have satellite cameras aimed upon Shatners house we track his every move and when the moment comes BAM!! the old fork in the eye or in this case huge laser.

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    This is the second worst post-whoring I've ever seen in 6 years on the internet. The first was a thread length competition between a bunch of vbulletin boards. Was a free-for-all posting session to see who could come up with the longest thread. Got some 170-something pages in the first 2 days. It was like having a chat room...in a forum...

    Anyways, where's my blowtorch? A few things I'd like to do with that. *ponders* Hm....thermite welding....
    Own: stock '94 original Spyder, Used Nelspot 007, Phantom stock class

    "Some of us thought you had gone insane. Verdict still pending on that one."
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    Mercury Musings to meself:
    If someone takes a paint-gun apart and modifies every scrap of it, does it matter what gun they had in the first place?
    No, it does not matter.
    Simplicity is proven over technological breakthrough.
    Too bad we can't smack sense into everyone. Why, think of how easy learning would be.
    Aiming is a good thing.

  15. #1845
    Umm sorry no blowtorch for you your getting the laser for calling us post whores bye bye.

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    Another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust....

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    Cool The return of FatMan the Pict

    Aye, the FatMan returneth!

    I be too drunk with whiskey to tell you too much about it right now - rest assured a trip report is coming. I can whet your appetite with headlines:

    Lock Ness Moster snatches child from shore - FatMan gets a photo!

    Grad student eats Black Pudding, then asks "what WAS that?" Later repeats incident with haggis!

    Ladies in Glasgow bar entertain us with a rousing rendition of "In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ..."

    Sheep are actually nasty creatures that crap all over the place.

    Hanging out in a club when a ballarina and 10 nuns walk in and start to party. FatMan gets multiple kisses.

    50 senior Brits and Scots dressed in cowboy outfits dance the 2-step until 3am on country and western night in small Scotish village.

    Plus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!

    FatMan

    Dirty old men need love too!

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    and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!
    That had to be the best thing in the whole post. Or umm wait does that mean that not one but all of them have his butt in it oh no. Quick spazzed take him out with the laser before he sobers up and starts poasting pics.

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    Re: The return of FatMan the Pict

    Originally posted by FatMan

    HanPlus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!

    FatMan

    Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?

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    Re: Re: The return of FatMan the Pict

    Originally posted by ShooterJM



    Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?
    A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!

    FatMan

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    Scottish assets

    Originally posted by FatMan


    A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!

    FatMan

    Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?

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    Re: Scottish assets

    Originally posted by ShooterJM



    Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?
    Uh, you mean NBA, right? Yeah we got that! Hold on and I'll post a pic or two.

    FatMan

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    Todays senseless pic.What happens when you see TooDamnSweet hitchiking.
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    OK, no photos posted today. I'm only 1/3 the way through downloading all the pics. Tomorrow.

    FatMan

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    OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!

    FatMan
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    Cool

    Here is another lass I found quite fetching! Fetching me a pint in fact!

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    Originally posted by FatMan
    OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!

    FatMan


    Good show!

    I heartily agree! Looks like I need to take a trip to Scotland! After London and Australia though. Did you get any rounds of golf in?

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    *insert drumroll here*
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    Stone Circle

    Here's FatMan at Temple Wood, a 5000 year old stone circle.

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    Originally posted by WARPED1
    *insert drumroll here*
    Huh? Did you want a drum roll or a rim shot?

    FatMan

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