TDS,lot's of info can be found in Action Pursuit Games magazine,pick up a copy!
TDS,lot's of info can be found in Action Pursuit Games magazine,pick up a copy!
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Definitely get APG!! Great mag'!!
I subscribe www.actionpursuitgames.com
I believe it was Riley of Borg that assimilated Kirk in Episode F.Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
That's Mr. Shatner to you! He has not been assimilated, on television or otherwise. So there!
BTW, when is the next Episode?
There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
With understanding comes understanding.
If the saying is true that we are what we eat, aren't we all just cannibals?
Spazzed, I feel your pain (It's gonna rain! ). Seriously, at one point, I went to an orthopedic, and he said I could've broken my knee. Thankfully I didn't, cause I'm too young for a knee replacement. How did you tear your ACL? I fell at work, and the heel of my right foot hit the back of my leg. They gave me some fun drugs (Tylenol with coddeine), but after the first day, I stopped taking it.Originally posted by spazzed
Heeey! Where's my sympathy?! I actually did have knee surgery! It wasn't any of that sissy arthroscopic crap either! This was MAJOR surgery! ACL Reconstruction. (Read- Lots of Drugs! Powerful Drugs!)
Did you read the "Mudd's Women" parody"?
LOL Yes I did.
Heeey! Where's my sympathy?! I actually did have knee surgery! It wasn't any of that sissy arthroscopic crap either! This was MAJOR surgery! ACL Reconstruction. (Read- Lots of Drugs! Powerful Drugs!)
I thought I did give you sympathy. But because I like you I'll give you smore. sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy. Nah, Seriously, sorry about your injury and that you had to go through the pain of the surgery and recovery.
TDS,lot's of info can be found in Action Pursuit Games magazine,pick up a copy!
Definitely get APG!! Great mag'!!
I subscribe www.actionpursuitgames.com
Thanks! I looked around for paintball magazines but couldn't find any. I'll probably have to subscribe too.
I believe it was Riley of Borg that assimilated Kirk in Episode F.
BTW, when is the next Episode?
OOOOOH you were talking about that episode! Okay, I guess I'll have to give you that one, but we got him back didn't we. I think we did it in Episode G??
I'm not sure when the next one will be. I'll have to email kerbytrack and ask her. I'll send you a pm.
Prepare to lose!
Originally posted by Miscue
Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.
Hehe...2DS subscribing to paintball magazines now? Looks like we've done our job well. Assimilation complete! Add one more Borg to the team!
"I just came for your mayonaise." ~ TooDamnSweet
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That's what you think! Just when you thought it was safe to post again....(music from Jaws playing in the background)Originally posted by gibby
Hehe...2DS subscribing to paintball magazines now? Looks like we've done our job well. Assimilation complete! Add one more Borg to the team!
I bet I can assimilate you, before you assimilate me!
LOL! Sounds kinky! Let's do this!Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
That's what you think! Just when you thought it was safe to post again....(music from Jaws playing in the background)
I bet I can assimilate you, before you assimilate me!
Originally posted by gibby
LOL! Sounds kinky! Let's do this!
Anytime, anywhere! It'll only take a minute, but it'll last a lifetime! Prepare to lose your connection with the collective...
Hehe...you're too good. I'll have to sleep on this one before I can make a good comeback.
Warn your friends!Originally posted by gibby
Hehe...you're too good. I'll have to sleep on this one before I can make a good comeback.
BTW, sleep won't help you, you're still gonna have the same brain when you wake up...LOL
Ouch! You lucked out Timmee!! I tore miny ACL in wrestling practice. Basically what happened, I took a shoulder to my knee & hyper-extended it, which tore my ACL off the bone. Nice loud pop!! After it happened, I got up & wrestled for about 2 months & went through 2 weeks of spring practice for footballOriginally posted by Timmee
Spazzed, I feel your pain (It's gonna rain! ). Seriously, at one point, I went to an orthopedic, and he said I could've broken my knee. Thankfully I didn't, cause I'm too young for a knee replacement. How did you tear your ACL? I fell at work, and the heel of my right foot hit the back of my leg. They gave me some fun drugs (Tylenol with coddeine), but after the first day, I stopped taking it.
The stuff they gave me was much more potent. I didn't have any drugs before my operation, other than anti-inflamatorie's, but after I was on Lorcet 10 (same as Lortab, one of the strongest pain-killers you can get). I think I stopped taking 'em after 4-5 days.
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How many times must we say it Yvonnie? Resistance IS Futile!!
Oh thank god! The mullet never looked good on me!Originally posted by spazzed
My dear fatty, we are not to grow mullets, we are to seek them out & set them on fire!!
You might qualify... if you'll by the beer to go wtih the Skynard, since the 2 go hand in hand!
Hey, and settin' them on fire sounds good too! As for the beer - sure, as long as we have a little whiskey to go along with it! I favor Scotch, but Bourbon is an old standby!
Thanks for settin' me straight Spazzy!
BTW, I dug this up for the general amusement of Borg everywhere - I think is might be what we're facing at Shatnerball:
Top 14 Changes In a Country-Western Star Trek
- Every Friday night, the entire crew heads down to the cargo bay for the big tractor-beam pull.
- Original character Mr. Spock: raise an eyebrow, mutter "fascinating." New character "Yosemite" Spock: Pop off a few rounds, holler
"Great horny toads!"
- The Prime Directive now mostly concerned with restrictions on marriage to other family members.
- Space is still the final frontier, but the first stop is Winn Dixie for a case of Busch and some Luckies.
- Good aliens = mullets; Bad aliens = mullets and goatees.
- Every time a new alien is introduced, Spock says, "Captain, if I may... them's good eatin'."
- Incoming message chime replaced by "Dueling Banjos."
- Captain Kirk still sleeps with anything that moves - as long as he's related to it.
- Lieutenant Commander Data up on blocks in the front yard, waiting for parts.
- "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a NASCAR driver!"
- "Away Team - set banjos on stun."
- Picard's usual replicator order? "Skins. Pork. Fried."
- Before every commercial: the Enterprise freezes in mid-air, Kirk lets out a rebel yell, and Waylon Jennings does a voice-over where he says,
"Looks like them Federation boys just ordered up a second helping of trouble, and that's what the Klingons are servin'!"
- New title for "Amok Time" is "My Girlfriend's Ugly; I Done Kilt My Best Friend; And My Ears Are Sore"
FatMan
Dirty old men need love too!
Ah, TDS, deny it all you want, the collective has definitly invaded your mind - we're with you all the time now, when you work, when you sleep, when you ... do everything. You are so ***Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
HA! In no way does this mean I'm assimilated. You're dreaming!!! Please stand in line with Warpped1, TransMan, Spazzed and Hitech. They are all waiting for more meds. LOL
imilated you don't even know it!
Well, it looks like they took the billboard entries off the web - I'm not sure why! Here is the layout that got the most attention:
That's trekkie to you mister! And I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. But I think you're gonna get me in trouble! Knock it off!
https://www.automags.org/~TomAGD/billboard/skirts_lg.jpg
For some reason that was controversial? I think we could end the controversy and just sub you as the model (uh- oh, I hope Capo's not reading this )
Bring it on baby - I like my women dangerous!
Don't make me go postal on you FatMan!!!!
FatMan
Hey,TDS,whats the dif between a TRKKIE and a TREKKOR?Always wondered.........
Big league huh? I DON'T THINK SO. You don't even know what the big league is! I forgot to mention, I'm an old tournament pro. Come to think of it, you wouldn't even be a snack!Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
Eat me for lunch huh? I don't think so. You can't handle this...You're playing in the big league now...
Pretty good (for a trekkie). Remember, you have only one way to go, up!Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
I'm new and improved...step up or step out (hey, that was pretty good)
Sorry this is late, but I do have a life!
LMAO!!!! that country western Star trek would be great but u would also have to put some supper swampers on the enterprise
i now the perfect way to hunt the Mullets heres what ya do ya get a big *** chevy with big *** mudd tires on it get a boom box from the 80's get some skynard then ya take the truck into a creek bed and try to throw as much mudd as possible on the banks while the whole time playing skynard as load as possible the mullets will flock in by the hundreds then u get a flame thrower stand in the back of the truck and start up the blaze
And we don't?!LOL
i have a life it just consists of posting on the forum
ME TOO TRANS!I'M A POST-A-HOLIC!
How many times must we say it Yvonnie? Resistance IS Futile!!
You can say it till your blue in the face. I'm have not been defeated!! And I won't be.
[b]Ah, TDS, deny it all you want, the collective has definitly invaded your mind - we're with you all the time now, when you work, when you sleep, when you ... do everything. You are so ***
imilated you don't even know it!
Borg hasn't invaded my mind. I'm here to help you. If you guys consume my thoughts, it's because I'm thinking of ways to unassimilate you poor drones!!! Just relax and let it happen...
Well, it looks like they took the billboard entries off the web - I'm not sure why! Here is the layout that got the most attention:
https://www.automags.org/~TomAGD/billboard/skirts_lg.jpg
For some reason that was controversial? I think we could end the controversy and just sub you as the model (uh- oh, I hope Capo's not reading this )
I saw the billboard entries but didn't read the discussion on it. I think I can guess which one got the most attention and caused the most contraversy. Sub me as the model. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She's naked! I don't think so.
Bring it on baby - I like my women dangerous!
You're in for it now! Smack!
Hey,TDS,whats the dif between a TRKKIE and a TREKKOR?Always wondered.........
Ummmmm Trekkie sounds better....
Big league huh? I DON'T THINK SO. You don't even know what the big league is! I forgot to mention, I'm an old tournament pro. Come to think of it, you wouldn't even be a snack!
I don't know what the big league is? Hahaha your funny! I have much talent and can kick your butt across the floor without even breaking a sweat!
i now the perfect way to hunt the Mullets heres what ya do ya get a big *** chevy with big *** mudd tires on it get a boom box from the 80's get some skynard then ya take the truck into a creek bed and try to throw as much mudd as possible on the banks while the whole time playing skynard as load as possible the mullets will flock in by the hundreds then u get a flame thrower stand in the back of the truck and start up the blaze
You need help!
can u help me????You need help!
i would rather be a trekkor that way i wouldnt be a trekkieUmmmmm Trekkie sounds better....
maybe u should try that out on me first ya dig??I don't know what the big league is? Hahaha your funny! I have much talent and can kick your butt across the floor without even breaking a sweat!
We near 1k yet?C'mon guys and gals!Everyone vote too!We only got 3 out of 5 stars!This has got to be the most popular thread!I come here for 90% of my AO time,I usualy have something useful and witty to say,but I been writing my novel and fil,m script lately,so most of my creative impulses got to one of those!Like last night I was up til 4am workin on 1 scene!
we are at bout 884 i think so we only got bout 216 left because we ae going to 1.1k not 1k
Was that the oficial count?1.1k?We don't have 100 spams in here,a few yes,but not 100.Anyway,TDS,see if Tom will give ya a black one,those look real cool in my opinion.
yeah that was the coun now its at 886 and TDS was the one who asked to bumb it to 1100 so thats what we did
Owwww! Kewl! Do it again!Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
You're in for it now! Smack!
And what was that about eating you for lunch? I must have missed that part of the thread!
FatMan
ummm i think ill just go eat a whopper