You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

[Vex]

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."


I got this off of
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It's a pretty cool website out of Memphis, TN.

[-Jôker-]

isnt it great how southerners can make fun of white trash lol

[wicked_mag]

u no it god bless america

[BTAutoMag]

he he he
white trash...


last trash day in our neighborhood (rich people live here and i dont know why we do) there was a nice oak desk sitting out accross the street and my mom said "zac go grabe it..."
"no"
"just go grab it really quickly no one will see"
"ai't" (yes i was raised in the south)
so i run over and grab it. on the way back i look at my mom and say...

hey mom... can you say, "WHITE TRASH"

fun times

[-Jôker-]

hey free stuff is GOOD!

[RT_Luver]

Originally posted by phazeshifter
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

YOU KNOW IT

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

hmmm....chicken

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

Cant say that, but on a trip the our youth group took down to Charlotte, SC wehad one on the hood of our bus NO lIE

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

hehe...ya'll just dont know

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

I maybe southern...but i believe a women should be respected with the utmost ...uh..respectfullness

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

aint no lie there

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

down that stuff faster then I can down listeriene, and I must say, listeriene has a VERY good minty taste to it. swallow sum every morinin when I get up. my dad tells me I better not ever become an alcoholic cuz listeriene makes most ppl gag and I love it

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

uhh...SHHH...dont spread the word

[RT_Luver]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag


"ai't" (yes i was raised in the south)

hahaha...American by birth...SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD

[magking1971]

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

Maybe the force can be used for good!

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women

Amen brother

[Gotenks]

You might be a redneck jedi if you start threads like this.

[Vex]

#1: I am Southern--Southern Californian, that is.

#2: I'm a transplant to Arkansas thanks to the Air Force.

#3: I find Rednecks and white trash funny. So funny, in fact, that I started this thread.

#4: I can't say, with ease, the conjunction "y'all". It hurts.

#5: They left one out: You might be a redneck Jedi if you've got a blaster/lightsaber rack in your X-Wing fighter.

[TransMan]

oh i got one
You might be a redneck jedi if: you use your light saber to witil with

[RT_Luver]

Originally posted by phazeshifter

#4: I can't say, with ease, the conjunction "y'all". It hurts.

hahaha....its easy to for me. actually easier then sayin you all

[RT_Luver]

beina redneck AINT A CRIME. just donwload ONE song for me. get a copy of Charlie Daniels - A Few More Rednecks.....plains it all ya'll. and if you ike it, you know Charlie Daniels aint a small nae down ere in da south youins...he gots alotsa songs out... the devil went down to georgia..THE SONG THAT STARTED IT ALL

[Jonneh]

[SqueegeeKid]

I started saying ya'll cause of all you NC rednecks that come up to where i work. I guess you rednecks own the company i work at (Sonoco Paper Products)and ya'll coming up here all the time to say stuff and whatnot.

Kinda grows on yah like a nasty fungus.

[paintbattler]

Originally posted by RT_Luver
beina redneck AINT A CRIME.

i know..its fun bein a redneck..saying ya'll is simple.. say it with me now..yyyaaa'lll.. my favorite..awww naww

[MagMan5446]

Ahhh...the dirty south. At least yall stopped lynchin everybody you see... (for the most part)

Us north californians are the best in the U.S.

[Supatravis]

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