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    He locates the secret headquaters in th mountains and begins his assault by hurling a giant flaming koosh ball toward te building.
    Sadly, the flaming koosh ball does nothing to the thick concrete walls of the compound........
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    Originally posted by Ov3rmind

    Sadly, the flaming koosh ball does nothing to the thick concrete walls of the compound........
    but it does set off the assault squirrels who make a beeline directly for him....

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    in their enraged frenzy they bite each otehr quickly spreading rabies to one another.

    (this is awesoem)

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    Originally posted by AssassN
    in their enraged frenzy they bite each otehr quickly spreading rabies to one another.

    (this is awesoem)
    joey *shrugging* gets in the jag and runs the stupid squirls over leaving REAL men left as the buildings defense
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    BUT THERE NOT REAL MEN, ITS SQUIRELS IN PEOPLE COSTUMES!
    Originally posted by PyRo

    Its called jokeing. You have no right to be questioning me with your measially 460 posts!!!!

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    joey *shrugging* gets in the jag and runs the stupid squirls over leaving REAL men left as the buildings defense
    The squirrels puncture his tires, and he is left defenseless in a sea of dead fur and teeth as the "REAL men (secretly though, the "REAL men" are robots constructed by the concrete industry)" approach.

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    BUT THERE NOT REAL MEN, ITS SQUIRELS IN PEOPLE COSTUMES!
    Uh..... um..... Robot squirrels in people costumes. Yeah, that's it!

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    (ya that it is, NE WAY!)

    The 2nd wave of squirrils charge at him when out of the blue HERE COMES SUPERBATMAN, he is followed by his faitfull sound effects WHACK! POW! BAM! AND HIS THEME SONG!

    na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaa SUPERBATMAN!

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    The 2nd wave of squirrils charge at him when out of the blue HERE COMES SUPERBATMAN, he is followed by his faitfull sound effects WHACK! POW! BAM! AND HIS THEME SONG!

    na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaa SUPERBATMAN!
    And people stare at him.....

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    Originally posted by Ov3rmind

    And people stare at him.....
    joey thinks to himself "wow this is messed up" he turns his gun towards his own head and pulls the trigger killing him and ending the lunacy.... meanwhile

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    Mr. Wong the owner of China Wang is in his secret lair plotting revenge on the squirils who also attacked him removing his left nut and his right arm

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    while the squirlls carress his left nut and wong's right arm, Wong...
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    BANG!!!


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    soon left his appartment to get sugar and powdered monkeys for his tea, when all of the sudden

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    In steps Wang Chi, who says, "Isn't it a bit late for powdered monkeys and tea?"

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    he replies "WHAT to late for powdered monkeys and tea?!?!? powdered monkeys and tea are deligtful any time of the day." then they both sit down down for a nice powdered monkey and a swig of tea.. forgetting all of their troubles.

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    When suddenly, Mr. Wong's chair falls through the ground and he falls through and endless pit that ends and he lands and everything is dark and he feels lost, he feels poking on his but and touches it and finds...
    You smell like dookie... No really though.

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    a flashlight..


    (wow..im good at this!)

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    He turns it on and sees that hes in an underground ninja training facility!!!

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    he trains to be a ninja, and uses his ninja ingenuity(sp?) to jump 800000000000000000000000000 feet out of the pit.

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    but the pit was 800000000000000000000000001 feet so he feel all the way back down.

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    the flashlight happens to be standing upright, and when he lands on his booty, the flashlight goes up his poopshoot...now every time he opens his mouth light comes out.

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    He jumps back out the 800000000000000000000000001 feet, and then becomes Wong, the super Ninja, and blinds all the bad guys with his super light everytime he opens his mouth to says hello to them...

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    Originally posted by InfinatyBPS
    He jumps back out the 800000000000000000000000001 feet, and then becomes Wong, the super Ninja, and blinds all the bad guys with his super light everytime he opens his mouth to says hello to them...
    wong then decides to enter into a super ninja tourney!

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    Originally posted by -J˘ker-


    wong then decides to enter into a super ninja tourney!
    But all the other ninja's said, "NO!"
    ~The Wanderer~

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    and he uses his "mouth" powers to persuade them to let him and then suddenly...

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    Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
    and he uses his "mouth" powers to persuade them to let him and then suddenly...
    He lets out a super loud fart. The ninja's are impressed, and ..

    (sorry sinnet/j.t...I had too say that lol )

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    they all die of methane poisoning from the fart and he is proclaimed supreme super ninja!!!

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    Originally posted by EsPo
    they all die of methane poisoning from the fart and he is proclaimed supreme super ninja!!!
    untill those same award winning gass'es hit an open flame then BAMB no more wong, when the paramedics arive the new guy is in the corner puking his brains out and the other guy goes "OH MY GAWD" as he sees nothing but a burn spot on the floor and Wongs burnt shoes...

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    scully and mulder show up, kill all of the paremedics, find an alien transmitter inside wongs shoe, presses the little purple button on it and *poof* the world blows into smitherines...

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    suddenly, Mark woke up and realized it was a dream..

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