Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
suddenly, Mark woke up and realized it was a dream..
mark glanced at his clock O CRAP its 7!!! i gotta get rready! for school!
Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
suddenly, Mark woke up and realized it was a dream..
mark glanced at his clock O CRAP its 7!!! i gotta get rready! for school!
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mark then realizes that he is 34, single, jobless and lives in his parents basement, and he doesnt go to school anymore...
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so for his amusement he lights a koosh ball on fire, and then...Originally posted by TheFlamingKoosh
mark then realizes that he is 34, single, jobless and lives in his parents basement, and he doesnt go to school anymore...
He starts to remember all his past friends... Mark still lives at home because he's got no job, just plays guitar and smokes alot of pot... Jay Committed Suicide, Brandon OD'ed and Died... what the hell is going on? Cruellest dream reality!Originally posted by HoppysMag
so for his amusement he lights a koosh ball on fire, and then...
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he decides he wants to go to hawaii to cheer himself up.. he sends a letter to each of his realatives asking them for 500 dollars each, and explains all of the bad things in his life, and how he wants to kill himself...aunt maggie sends back a noose, uncle kenny sends a colt 45, & grandpa says "come live with me, then youll really want to kill yourself."
mark then wakes up realizing its another dream he looks at his clock again now 7:08 am hes gotta his lazy butt up to catch his ride to schoolOriginally posted by EsPo
he decides he wants to go to hawaii to cheer himself up.. he sends a letter to each of his realatives asking them for 500 dollars each, and explains all of the bad things in his life, and how he wants to kill himself...aunt maggie sends back a noose, uncle kenny sends a colt 45, & grandpa says "come live with me, then youll really want to kill yourself."
His girlfriend Kaitlin drives up in her 1970s bug and honks the horn.
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She then attempts to run him over as he runs down the street trying to catch the bus.Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
His girlfriend Kaitlin drives up in her 1970s bug and honks the horn.
he easily out runs the crappy VW and jumps in the back of the bus where his drug dealing friend harry says....She then attempts to run him over as he runs down the street trying to catch the bus.
dude i got some stuff now! i got 5 hits of acid and a pound of weed dude! you gotta help me sell it if ya do ill give ya a hit of acid and some weed this weekend and we can stay in the woods behind my houseOriginally posted by TransMan
he easily out runs the crappy VW and jumps in the back of the bus where his drug dealing friend harry says....
"Dude, Harry, I don't want to stay with woods with you..I don't mean to hurt your feelings..."
Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
"Dude, Harry, I don't want to stay with woods with you..I don't mean to hurt your feelings..."
Then Harry says, "oh I guess im gonna have to tell my sister and her friends that u won't be there then"
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Mark decides to go cause Harry's sister is hot. When he arrives...
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he finds them all dancing around a campfire in hoola skirts singing CoombyYa (sp?)Originally posted by 845
Mark decides to go cause Harry's sister is hot. When he arrives...
(you are singing the 5th song on the offspring americana CD)
Suddenly the cops pull up and arrest Harry with all his acid and such.
mark pulls out the gun he brought along and shoots the cop b4 he could arrest harry they then think of a way to get out of this nowOriginally posted by Gitaroo Man
Suddenly the cops pull up and arrest Harry with all his acid and such.
He goes back to the concreate company and then ocne again fights the squirrils and goes crazy and like our otehr hero kills himself.
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And then he wakes up. Glances at his clock blinking 6:59. It was just a dream.
he drags his lazy but out of bed and joins Harrys hot sister in the shower before getting ready for school...Originally posted by xmetal2001
And then he wakes up. Glances at his clock blinking 6:59. It was just a dream.
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It turns out he accidentally joined Harry himself in the shower though (his sister is too good for him)......he drags his lazy but out of bed and joins Harrys hot sister in the shower before getting ready for school...
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And all of a sudden, Bob wakes up and wonders, "Who is Harry, what's his sister really look like, and why did I think my name was Mark?".Originally posted by Ov3rmind
It turns out he accidentally joined Harry himself in the shower though (his sister is too good for him)......
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Then relizes that Mark is his best friend and his name is Harry, and, his hot sister is taking a shower right now... He runs into her shower and see's Mark in there with her, then...Originally posted by Timmee
And all of a sudden, Bob wakes up and wonders, "Who is Harry, what's his sister really look like, and why did I think my name was Mark?".
why is mark here??!?!?!? o wait its sat morning! man i dont rem a thing about last night... o well mark and hailey are at it agin...