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    where did the elves originate?

    when ever Tom comes up w/ a new product, and we want to know how it works, he always responds w/ elves of some sort.

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    I beleive he said something along the lines they feed the old turned in valves for the go retro program to the elves, but i can't find the thread

    so what's the deal w/ elves, or are they just kinda like pie?

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    the original AGD elves originated in idaho, but then keebler expanded so now they use imported elves from sweden.
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    I thought they were a mix between the Keebler elves and the elves of Middle Earth. Oh well.
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    well which is it? cause i've heard that they come from the center of the earth too.


    how about the story of them? every 1 has legands, what's the legand behind the elves?

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    heres the bridged version, the elves in the original classics were idaho elves, but a few years ago keebler expanded, hiring all of the north american elves, so now agd gets its elves from sweden, loads'em up with gama rays and pops them in their products.

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    Elves= Mexicans

    (no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)
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    Originally posted by chizle97
    Elves= Mexicans

    (no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)

    ummmmmm no. I dont care if that was a joke, that is directed in a racial manner.
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    i can see how you might take that as out of line, but i don't think he ment harm by it. i think he was adsressing my question on where they came from...meaning that they came from mexico

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    if you have to put up a disclaimer that your statement isnt racist, then it needs to be re-thought.

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    i think he orders his elves from santa.


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