Its random, but fourth of july is soon
i'll start us off

I was throwing bottle rockets about 4 years ago, and i can't stand wasps. While throwing, a wasp landed on me and was probably gonna sting me. ( dont tell me they dont sting if you are not nervous or dont move thats bull ) So i took off, dropped the bottlerocket i already lit, and two seconds later the thing took off the ground and hit my in the butt. ( the bottle rocket that is )

I have many more, that are better, but this one is at the top of my head... more to come if people post