I would first like to thank you all for coming today.

I will begin by saying that I have never employed elves to work for AGD in a technical or advisory role concerning our products.

Secondly I would like to squash any myths about employing elves to actually reside WITHIN any of our products to enhance their abilities.

And finally I would like to state that elves have only been employed by AGD as added security. We currently use the services if EIB Security and Consulting.

This is the official statement on this issue.......

That is depending on what your definition of "is" is.

(J/K... I know it is not the best quality pic, but I AM working and playing at the same time.. LOL)

“The richest man is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.”