The gnomes are out for YOU tom

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  • Gotenks
    Ferrari Gas Mileage-140 hp
    • Dec 2001
    • 634

    #1

    The gnomes are out for YOU tom

    These gnomes gave me a message, I was at home depot the other day, and when I was in the gardening area I ran into some gnomes.

    Message from leader of the GNOMES

    Tom, you are ruining all of us, we despise you, our days of basking in glory inside autocockers and shockers are coming near to the end. We used to be able to relax all day, knowing we had jobs making guns shoot farther than other guns at the same velocity.

    Tom, you better lock your doors, and keep alert.
    You better not walk through any dark alleys or any lawns at night

    Because WE will be after YOU.
    But hold on one second I really have to use the BATHROOM!

    Of course, I decided not to hold on one second, so I didn't get to the rest of his message. Everybody, be very careful, I have much concern for all of your safety.
    Last edited by Gotenks; 08-01-2002, 11:41 AM.

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  • demonguy8
    Jobless and Poor.
    • Jun 2002
    • 501

    #2
    ....

    that was disturbing to say the least.....
    "Nothing is more beutiful than a warrior with no distractions".

    Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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    • Mild 7
      The True Wang
      • Nov 2001
      • 140

      #3
      LOL, disturbing, but funny. I like it. Man, either you have some good imagination or have a lota time on your hands.

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      • pito189
        viking
        • Oct 2001
        • 2093

        #4
        Originally posted by Mild 7
        LOL, disturbing, but funny. I like it. Man, either you have some good imagination or have a lota time on your hands.
        LOL. He speaks the truth. Quick catch them so Tom can stuff them inside an CnC. It will make it the best gun on the planet.
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        • P4ULuk
          WPG 2003 Test Crew!!
          • Nov 2001
          • 254

          #5
          Originally posted by pito189


          LOL. He speaks the truth. Quick catch them so Tom can stuff them inside an CnC. It will make it the best gun on the planet.
          Rest assured they're already in there!

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          • shartley
            paintball player
            • Mar 2001
            • 9169

            #6
            But hold on one second I really have to use the BATHROOM!

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            • AGD
              The man from AGD

              • Oct 2000
              • 5916

              #7
              LOL!!! :)
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              • Gotenks
                Ferrari Gas Mileage-140 hp
                • Dec 2001
                • 634

                #8
                Ok I did some more intel.

                I dressed up as a gnome, and infiltrated there headquarters in the woods. They asked why I was so big, I said cause I always drank my milk, phew, it was scary.

                Anyways, they had a meeting, and the leader was discussing some of his tactics.

                Tactics discussion by GNOME LEADER
                We will begin attacking soon. It will be a difficult war, but us gnomes sha'll succeed! We can't get put out because of AGD, because they are revealing what marketing hype really is, and revealing the truth and facts. He is endangering all of our daily lives. We must conquer.

                Plan A:
                Whe can drown him! We can use this new technology, thanks to our gnome r&d department, I call it the WATER PUMP.


                Plan B:
                This is for you, NINJA GNOME SQUAD. Our gnome r&d department has done it again with the... "BLOW GUN". We can shoot poison darts, and take out the subject!

                quote "Mmmmmmm... the smell of high technology in the morning"


                Gnome R&D department member holding one of the prototype "Blow Guns"


                I didn't get any pics of the legion, but there were hundreds, thousands of them, it was nuts.

                I'm scared

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                • spacemanspiff
                  A.K.A. (Spacewang)
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 587

                  #9
                  Oh man thats funny. lol

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                  • joeyjoe367
                    Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
                    • May 2001
                    • 1982

                    #10
                    umm... too much time?

                    kinda funny tho.

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                    • SprayingMango
                      i cant wait to blog this
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 4557

                      #11
                      Thats pretty funny! I love the "blow gun" prototype.

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                      • lunchbox
                        Big Dude
                        • May 2002
                        • 69

                        #12
                        tom isnt affraid of stupid gnomes he has elves workin for him and elves own gnomes any day.

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                        Last edited by lunchbox; 08-01-2002, 05:58 PM.
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                        • Vegeta
                          Moderator? Mob Boss.
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 1050

                          #13
                          I think Gotenks needs to lay off the bong for a bit...
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                          • RT pRo AuToMaG
                            (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1000

                            #14
                            Tom, when you catch the gnomes, stick their head in a level 7 mag, that will make a great video.
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                            • lunchbox
                              Big Dude
                              • May 2002
                              • 69

                              #15
                              tom's crew
                              God sent his angels to earth because he equiped his team with Emags.

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