REINDEER GAMES V 2009 STORYLINE!

Written by:

Charles “Damian” Allen
© Copyright 2009 TAW PAINTBALL - All Rights Reserved.


Last Christmas rang in with an aftermath of utter destruction as Mrs Clause and Santa went head to head in an all out warfare with Wonderland hanging in the middle by a fraying thread. Many of the would be happy go luck residents of Wonderland were forced to choose sides and take up arms against the winter traditions that be held so close for centuries.

Santa was brought in chains before her, battered, broken, and bruised. As he was pushed down before the new self-proclaimed leader of Wonderland, he looked up at her with a sporadic toothless smile and said, “You are going on my naughty list!”

As he said that, he seemed to have a bit of a sparkle in his eye. That same sparkle used to melt Mrs Clause’s heart…. It seemed to almost recreate that reaction from her despite the winter battle that took place just under a year ago.

“Ah, forever the charmer you are my husband.” The Mrs said with a gleam now in her eye. “You think those little sparks within those deep eyes of yours will disarm me? I think not… however, I do find a bit of warmth from them which is welcomed on such a cold night as this.” She continued.

As he adjusted to his knees, Santa scanned around the room….. the faces of once friends now turned foe glared at him…. However, something caught his eye. Rudy…. You know, the one with the glowing nose was quietly arguing with The Grinch… about what though he did not know and no one else really noticed. Rudy went to turn and walk away from The Grinch but was abruptly stopped by the mean green guy. Rudy slowly turned his head towards The Grinch, looked down at the grasping hand and said, “I suggested you move that before you lose it.”

The Grinch snarled slightly then said, “Don’t even think about it you red nosed freak…. It will end up bad for you…and your boys.”

Just then, still unaware of the brewing squabble between Rudy & The Grinch, Mrs Clause stood up and walked towards her seemingly defeated husband… victorious in her step towards him. She had the divorce papers in her hand waving it….taunting him. The Grinch then hurried over to her and said, “Just do it already! Don’t do like those idiot villains do in those cheesy James Bond movies…. Off the fat red little bugger already and be done with it!

“Silence my dingy green friend… it is not your place to decide his fate!” She barked at him. The Grinch just looked at her and snarled. “As long as this divorce decree is in my hand, I hold the power of what happens.” Just then the smell of smoke caught the attention of the Mrs and The Grinch…..

“Doesn’t smell like you burned a batch of your cookies.” The Grinch said in an analytical tone. “Perhaps you are roasting elves on an open fire?” He continued.

A large in-unison gasp was made by many of those that stood in this great hall as the looked at Mrs Clause… the smoke was coming from the Divorce Decree that was engulfed now in flames! She quickly dropped it as it began to singe her furry gloves! Then, in a feeble attempt tried to stamp out the flames but it was too late… the flames claimed their intended parchment victim completely.

Santa, still on his knees began to chuckle…. “Well, isn’t it Ironic…… don’t you think?” He sang in a melodic tune as if mimicking an annoying Alanis Morrisette song. The Mrs just turned and glared at him with utter distain. “Well sweets, looks like your power just went up in smoke!” Santa said with an assured smile.

The Grinch took the Snowball Launcher that was strapped to his back and began to slowly step backwards. He scanned the room realizing something wasn’t quite right.

Just then the doors of the main hall blew open and a wave of snow flurries blanketed the front part of the hall. A figure could be seen emerging through the icy, flurried smokiness… a pair of thigh high stiletto boots sliced through as if they were made of razor sharp blades.

Most everyone stopped in their tracks, stunned at the image that stood before them.

“Hello boys….. thought I would drop in for a visit!” The dark clad woman spoke with an authoritative tone and with the crack of her snow whip, the elves all stood at attention as if eagerly waiting for her commands!

“Jezebel!!” The Mrs exclaimed! “What are you doing here?” The Mrs continued.

“What? Not happy to see your little sister?” Jezebel snidely questioned.

“Nice to see you again, Jezzie..” Santa said with a coy smile.

“SHUT UP!” both Jezebel and Mrs Clause said at the same time.

“So brother-in-law… do I still hold the top spot on your naughty list?” Jezebel asked with a dark chuckle.

“Always have, always will!” Santa answered.

“Enough already with the small talk, it is about time you got here Jezebel!” The Grinch chimed in.

“I like to make a grand entrance!” Jezebel said with a smile and a very light curtsey.

“Well, let’s get this over with shall we.” The Grinch said as he lowered his launcher towards Mrs Clause.

“What? What is this?” Mrs Clause said with an astonished shutter in her voice.

“Sorry Mrs, but your cookies sucked!” The Grinch said as he flipped the selector switch of his launcher to full auto!

“No Grinch! Not like this!” Santa said as concern raised in his voice.

“Sorry fat man, but the Mrs has got to go!” The Grinch retorted as he slightly glanced over to the fallen Santa and pulled the trigger.

High explosive snowballs fired out in a hail storm… all connecting with their intended target!!! It happened so quickly…. But in an instant, all that remained were charred remains of the fur lining from Mrs Clauses’ coat and a half blown away glove and in that moment, everyone realized…. SHE WAS GONE!!

“NNnoooooo!!!!” Santa sorrowfully wailed out!

Then, out of the blue, The Grinch was tackled by Rudolph who tried to subdue the Clause assassin! They began to struggle and roll on the ground… Rudy trying to gain control of the launcher...however,The Grinch continued to pull the trigger during the struggle sending waves of explosive snowballs careening in every direction!

Santa got to his feet but was tackled by Jezzie from behind. “Where you going my precious… I’m not done with you yet!” She said as she leaned in close to his face. “Now, you are on the naughty list in permanent ink!” Santa said with a vengeance! He then gave Jezzie a big holiday gift… a full on head butt which sent Jezzie flying back… almost knocked unconscious.

Santa then quickly rolled on his side then to his feet and made a mad dash to the door.

Rudy got the upper hand on The Grinch and gained control of the launcher, striking him across this hairy green jaw knocking him out. Rudy then turned quickly ands signaled a retreat to the other Reindeer. As they galloped, Rudy purposefully snagged Santa’s coat with his antlers and crashed through the Great Hall doors and out into the Wonderland forest.

Jezzie got her senses back and made her way to her feet… then walked over to where The Grinch laid… still out like a light. Slowly The Grinch began to open his eyes only to be knocked out again for his incompetence by Jezzie.

As the Reindeer, with Santa in tow, got to their hang out just outside of Wonderland, Rudy set Santa down…. “You and I have had our differences Santa… but things should not have ended like this. I am sorry for the loss of the Mrs…. I will miss her cookies.” Rudy said with a solemn tone.

“Yeah, so will I Rudy.” Santa answered.

“So now what? Blitzen chimmed in from behind.

“Well, Wonderland is in a complete state of Disorder…. and despite our differences, we have to band together to get rid of Jezebel now and that pesky, flea bitten rodent, The Grinch!” Santa exclaimed.

“We still have our differences Santa… issues that have not been resolved!” Rudy reminded Santa.

“I know… so let’s do this and when the snow settles in the end, let’s have a Summit and see if we can come to some sort of resolution between us!” Santa suggested.

“So be it…. I still think you are fat but I am in!” Rudy said with a grin and offered his front hoof in a sort of hand shake gesture.

“I still think you would make great smoked sausage!” Santa said with a wink and met his hoof shake with his own gloved hand.

So, will this new fragile alliance between Santa and his Paindeer hold up and be strong enough to win back Wonderland? Or will the even newest regime led by Jezebel and her furry Clause Assassin accomplice The Grinch reign supreme in Wonderland?

Only YOU can decide!

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Anyone planning on coming?

Fatal Paint will be there, not sure about camping or hotel yet though. I hope to see some others out there.

Fatal!

Good to see you two rejects still around...

Not sure if I'll be back on the left coast by then or not, but if so I plan on making it...

Who else is in???

DM

Trying to get the time off.

Coyote, dont try, just do it. If all else fails I understand this IS the flu season.

*cough* *cough*

You shouldnt miss this one, its really going to be a blast.

Don't be a friggin stranger if ya do come back... I'm sure the cops have given up looking for you by now.

Yeah...

I'm feelin' the H1N1, does anyone else feel that?

ya, my mom, woman, kid one, kid two and myself all had it.... stupid pigs...