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vf-xx
09-29-2003, 10:55 PM
Remember when you first started out and didn't know ANYTHING about paintballing. Having no clue what actually meant what for good guns. Here's an ad for you:

http://www.bargainpaintball.com/ENIGMASPYDER2.JPG

Blatant Hype.

But hey, at least they're not making un substantiated claims... :D ;)

MantisMag
09-29-2003, 11:01 PM
is it hype if it's all true? :confused:

vf-xx
09-29-2003, 11:05 PM
Oh, you know what I'm getting at. The hype is the impression that any of those facts makes the slightest bit of performance difference. (Well with the execption of the chrome, we all know people here who look at guns and go "Ooohh, SHINEY!" Drool...)

speedyejl
09-29-2003, 11:28 PM
how do you define a better sight rail, maybe we have a false claim?

MantisMag
09-30-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by vf-xx
Oh, you know what I'm getting at. The hype is the impression that any of those facts makes the slightest bit of performance difference. (Well with the execption of the chrome, we all know people here who look at guns and go "Ooohh, SHINEY!" Drool...)

yeah i know. it's like, "hey you lying bastards. that's not... oh wait. that's all true. ummmmm. ooooooo. they're tricksy precious. yes they are."

xrancid_milkx
09-30-2003, 12:21 AM
I have no idea what your talking about, the more chrome, the better. Just think, if your in a tight spot, just stick your marker carefully in the sun light and BLIND the opposing players!

(plz note the sarcasism)