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SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-04-2003, 08:05 PM
i've tasted pmi premium, pmi big ball, and i think a marbalizer.

So far i think PMI Premiums taste the best
fire1811
10-04-2003, 08:14 PM
go ahead and eat a few Ultra Evil paintballs
there mmm mmm good ;)
Meph
10-04-2003, 08:17 PM
I can tell you some that taste the anti-best!


But for anything that has a tolerable taste? I haven't had that yet. Usually it has the drinking-a-bottle-of-soysauce sensation.
CrazyLad
10-04-2003, 09:24 PM
The field owner says the make mint flavored paintballs but they're really expensive...like 20 cents a ball
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-04-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Meph
But for anything that has a tolerable taste? I haven't had that yet. Usually it has the drinking-a-bottle-of-soysauce sensation.

lol i think i'd rather eat a paintball then drink a bottle of soy sauce.
Stealth_Wizard07
10-04-2003, 10:46 PM
personally i like those 32degrees compitition after u spit out most of the paint it kinda gots a weak chocolate after taste
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-04-2003, 10:58 PM
lol i'm gonna go to my local field and do a survey
magsRus
10-04-2003, 11:18 PM
I personally have found Draxxus Blaze taste good with a side order of carrots. Sometimes when I'm in need of a quick snack I will grab a few marbs or allstars and dash some salt on them. Makes a tasty meal :)
AlabamaMan
10-04-2003, 11:20 PM
BlackVCG says that big ball tastes bad.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-04-2003, 11:28 PM
lol i gotta try that dashing some salt thing. sounds tasty
jtoothman25
10-04-2003, 11:59 PM
LOL This thread has such perfect timing. I wish I could say more, but i'm sure a certain moderator would magically make me disappear.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-05-2003, 12:10 AM
lol there is nothing wrong with this thread. it's in paintball talk. it's paintball related and people are talking :)
jtoothman25
10-05-2003, 12:15 AM
No.. i didnt mean the thread was bad... just the story I want to tell. I'll just tell it anyways. A certain friend I know ate a paintball for a dollar and a dollar fitty SoBe. He then was challenged to eat another because another friend ate two. So, the guy ate ANOTHER paintball. He sucked em both dry. Props to him, and i'm sure you'd all think him to be king.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-05-2003, 12:22 AM
....and that story will make my thread go *poof* how?
Grasshopper
10-05-2003, 12:41 AM
I had to eat paintballs at 25 cents each, all the way up to $3.00 so I could fill my tank. :(
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-05-2003, 01:03 AM
lol someone should get the nutrition facts on paintballs
McSweedish
10-05-2003, 02:20 AM
the great america paint that Dynasty uses tastes and smells like bananas
Kaiser Bob
10-05-2003, 02:26 AM
Ah, good old bananaball... Is that stuff actually available for sale or is it exclusive to their team?
ZAust
10-05-2003, 03:20 AM
i know that several fields use bananaball as field paint... so its definately available.
sps16
10-05-2003, 03:22 AM
yes, a guy wanted to sell me GAP for 50 a case, and then i told him i got big balls for 30, that shut him up
ZAust
10-05-2003, 03:30 AM
i remember that guy.. i think i still have his crap business card somewhere.
RaTfreak
10-05-2003, 08:25 AM
a couple of comments:

1) does everyone know that paintballs have a small amount of laxative (or at least something that acts like a laxative) in them? I wouldn't eat too much.

2) a question: are the bananna balls the same ball they call bananna daquri flavor? i played with a group that had some paintballs that tasted and smelled like bananna daquris.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-05-2003, 11:05 AM
hmm...
some company should make paintball snacks. a paintball that's really like...a ball filled with custard or something.
bryceeden
10-05-2003, 07:57 PM
Zap is the best. Spank tastes alittle like bread, and Chronic is kind of sweet.
Wynken
10-05-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
....and that story will make my thread go *poof* how?

That post won't make this thread go poof. But, I'll tell you why he was concerned about his post disapearing.

Post one:


Originally posted by AlabamaMan
BlackVCG says that big ball tastes bad.


Post two:


Originally posted by jtoothman25
No.. i didnt mean the thread was bad... just the story I want to tell. I'll just tell it anyways. A certain friend I know ate a paintball for a dollar and a dollar fitty SoBe. He then was challenged to eat another because another friend ate two. So, the guy ate ANOTHER paintball. He sucked em both dry. Props to him, and i'm sure you'd all think him to be king.

Unrelated? I think not. I'll just say the friend in the second post was eating big ball.

For fear of retribution, I'll say no more.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-05-2003, 11:12 PM
*scratches head* lol uhh...yea...ok
dinger
10-05-2003, 11:25 PM
premium makes your mouth really really really dry

big balls are just fishy

i had some marbs once... i licked it off of my face and it choked me almost making me throw up :o

i favor blaze, due to the creamyness :)

also, in thereal_JT's sig [i think its him] it says something about strawberry paintballs... now if that actually happened, id be glad to be shot in the face :D :D
Ityl
10-06-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Grasshopper
I had to eat paintballs at 25 cents each, all the way up to $3.00 so I could fill my tank. :(

That's what I'm talking about.
xmetal2001
10-06-2003, 12:01 PM
Big Ball is the worst!
Marballizer tastes bad but doesnt seem to have too bad of an aftertaste.

Or am i imagining this and they all taste the same? I dont think so...
sneakyhacker420
10-06-2003, 06:15 PM
PMI/RP Scherer Mercury paint tastes like bubblegum toothpaste


REALLY!

i'm not lying!!!


i'm being 100% serious, it actually tastes good except for the gelatin shell :eek:
Treefall25
10-06-2003, 06:27 PM
i didn t really read the whole thread but one time my dad broke a ball in a bag and cleaned all the paintballs and had them on a plate to dry and my grandpa came over and thinking they were candy ate a marbalizer. it was soo funny
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-06-2003, 07:10 PM
lol giving a paintball to a kid saying that it's a gumball is also gonna give you some laughs. it's not an original trick but it's still funny.
sneakyhacker420
10-06-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
lol giving a paintball to a kid saying that it's a gumball is also gonna give you some laughs. it's not an original trick but it's still funny.
at a party, mix in a handful of the brown RPS big ball with some malted milk balls and watch the guests pop them in their mouth, eventually they'll find an unpleasant surprise :eek:


i did that at a christmas party last year and my 4-year-old cousin ate one of the paintballs and ran away crying to mama :p
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-06-2003, 08:48 PM
lol wow i never thought of that. i should try that one day
SpongeBobSquarePants
10-07-2003, 06:48 PM
You guys talk about it like its gross. I have absolutly no problem eating paintballs. Only thing I want eat is the shell. It comes out the same way it goes in. I think its cool, to see how all the people thing your gross.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-07-2003, 06:51 PM
.......


...can u rephrase that for me? my brain is a little slow
JonDaAzn
10-07-2003, 10:07 PM
i have heard that polar ice is very sweet, mostly because it has antifreeze in it
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-07-2003, 10:38 PM
ok settle this once n for all. GO TO THE VOTING THREAD!
GA Devil
10-08-2003, 07:39 AM
Ive seen paintball eating contests at tourneys and big games and the most Ive seen eaten in 1 sitting was like 110 or so. The worst tasting I have found is EVIL. (sour) If Im not mistaken the monster game in Michigan had a paintball eating contest 1 year I was there.
E-mag-uy
10-08-2003, 05:01 PM
Fire, you're right Ultra Evils taste, good but only when you're not paying for them!!!!!:p