Name Your Gun Contest (sponsored by your local chinese restaurant)

[paintpiggie]

i know im not the only weird one around here.
my xmag goes by the name of Maggie.
simple, yet affectionate.

yes, i have a girlfriend.
shut up.

anyway...give me names of your guns.
i know a lot of you do that but wont admit it.
well, here's your chance to come out of the closet, freaks.

the incentive:
whoever gets the coolest gun name,
i'll draw them a sketch with them and their gun in action.
in color. i'm just gonna need a picture of them later after
the decision has been made. scout's honor. i'll even sign
it this time and i'll take more than 10 minutes to make it.
hehe.. :D


-----CONTEST IS OVER. NEED VOTES.-----
pseudoRESULTS:

ok, im torn between a few names.
after conferring with my colleagues,
we've arrive to a three-way split pre-decision.

Greenspan: i dont know much about the guy nor do i dabble
in economics, but that's pretty clever.

I like "Huge Sucking Money Pit", coz that pretty much
rings true. especially xmags. also, it made me giggle.

Purple People Eater. nifty. matches the gun. made me feel
naughty. i dont know why.

im gonna need help on deciding who gets my amazing sketch.

whoever gets three votes first wins.

get it? got it? good.

[Python14]

I named my Automag, "Beowulf"

[RRfireblade]

That's amazing! We just got my little bro's gun back from anno.....it IS the Microhulk!! Right down to the grip inserts.......

(any excuse to post a pic!)

[FreakBaller12]

ole blue
cuz it's very reiliable and GOING to be blue soon

[dansim]

"chainsaw"
previous names have been
1r3-ruckus
flame cocker-reason
cause if the ir3 didnt cause a ruckus, they would always listen to the voice of Reason

[cris8762]

Timmy: Sheila (RvB fans will get it)

imp: Caboose, i hated the imp

Mag: Grif, cuz when he works he's cool but he gives me lots of grief

:D

[-=Squid=-]

Helaciously Bodacious (Not really a NAME per say, but thats how I refer to my angel)

[jdev]

bling crosby for my mag.

bling, as in the bling bling.. its a little shiny..

and crosby, well, for none other than bing crosby.

toss em together, and you get the sweetness that is bling crosby

[Schnitzel]

i named mine sexy

[punkcmonkiez]

my emag is the punkcmonkiE-mag... its not really a name just a title i guesshttp://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1012691

[tony3]

mygunisgoingtoshootyouout

do i win?

[chizle97]

i neamed my Winston Churchill cause when ever some one who say " who shot me out?" (if it ever happend:rolleyes:) i could say It was that dang winston churchill.

would you like a crumpet? I would because im Winston Churchill

Would you like to wear some knickers? I would because im winston churchill.

[Load SM5]

Huge Sucking Money Pit

[CrazyLad]

i named my mag mag,my spyder spyder, my traccer traccer, and im getting a bko i think i might name it (call me crazy) BKO!

[Marek]

M6D RTP

[Creative Mayhem]

Purple Mini = PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

Purple Xmag = AFTICA, Another Fun Thing I Can't Afford


http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=889122

[WaStEd TaLeNt]

Dharma. It means "The ultimate law of all things".

[lord1234]

thanks to magman007 my acid wash red emag is called
"Bloody Afterbirth"

[Wc Keep]

my mag is named maggie also.......

[68magOwner]

i named my shocker "Monstro", for obvious reasons :D

[Prezents]

My Main Mag is named "YOSHI"
http://lewistown.net/~prezents/markers/10.jpg
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/sarge/Torch_anim.gifhttp://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/geno/para.gifhttp://smilies.crowd9.com/ups/chaos99/greenchainsaw.gif

[dinger]

im not quite sure what imma call my bko, but for now i like to say its my BIG DINGER :D

[walker2287]

Timmy: Sheila (RvB fans will get it)

imp: Caboose, i hated the imp

Mag: Grif, cuz when he works he's cool but he gives me lots of grief

lol great names especially shiela

[68magOwner]

hey, ill trade you my "monstro" for your "big dinger" :D

[68magOwner]

oops, 4 got pic

[adam shannon]

i call my x-mag "greenspan" because he is small and weasley and when he comes out to play interest rates go up and my net worth goes down.

[Jeremizzle]

I Named my angel "Zues, The Thunder God!!!!!"

[afrankart]

I don't even have it yet, but I have already named it Erik The Orange.



















see sig:D

[Crimson_Turkey]

Originally posted by Jeremizzle
I Named my angel "Zues, The Thunder God!!!!!"

Really? My firned has a gun he calls Zeus too! It's a zeus.

[~WarpedRT#2~]

My Angels name is B*t*h Killa. My old RT was named Ole Evil-lil-Bastard.

[RusskiX]

Old mag: The Bruise

[RusskiX]

Current cocker: Lola

[CoolHand]

Originally posted by adam shannon
i call my x-mag "greenspan" because he is small and weasley and when he comes out to play interest rates go up and my net worth goes down.

ROTFLMAO!

That was highly excellent. :D

[JT2002]

doesnt AFTICA =
Another
F$3K!N8
Tournament
I
Cant
Afford? :D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

[Blazestorm]

my baby... plain and simple :)

My baby is the best, it shoots people too much. :(

I never get shot now because my baby shoots the other team too fast for them to shoot me, its depressing :)

I've had the same emag for like... the entire summer, its a new record. :)

[S.S bandit AL]

my emag is called my gum
and my autococker is called my gold baby

[Konigballer]

my friends micromag was named VINZ CLORTHO, The KEY MASTER!! It was about the size of a gerble

[sneakyhacker420]

Sneaky-E
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1054538

SneakyMag
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=599832

Pump Mag (no name)
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=825931

PimpyImpy
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=785775

Shorty
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=770690

POS
http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=988314

[Creative Mayhem]

Originally posted by JT2002
doesnt AFTICA =
Another
F$3K!N8
Tournament
I
Cant
Afford? :D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Yes it does, but I came up with the name AFTICA so I can use it on whatever I so choose. :D

Besides... IT is SOOO true in the case of my XMAG :mad:

[Weltman]

Few of my guns actually have names. Here is Ooh Mau May(Platoon quote).

[Weltman]

Here it is with the stock collapsed.

[oldsoldier]

MINE is ole blue. Sprayingmango named it before I got her, and I never really named it anything after that. My others dont have names...dont wanna get too personal with them, in case, you know, I have to let them go or something.

[Weltman]

Then there is the Ugnaught. It's ugly but it's not.

[Weltman]

Here is the other side. It is an eight-shot 12 gram auto. Kill marks and the name plate can be seen on the previous picture.

[MarkM]

Originally posted by Jeremizzle
I Named my angel "Zues, The Thunder God!!!!!"


Originally posted by Crimson_Turkey
Really? My firned has a gun he calls Zeus too! It's a zeus.

Ok spelling aside Zeus was the head God of the Greeks (he did throw thunder bolts but only in anger not 'cos he was the god of...more a power thing) and the thunder god is Thor, danes/vikings.....think Stargate for a modern reference.

Greek Gods (http://www.crystalinks.com/olympians.html)

Viking Gods (http://viking.no/e/life/egods.htm)

[Weltman]

One more. The lever action that I made in 1992 I generally call Justice. Repoman has taken to calling the P.I.G. killer because I shot Glen Palmer with it.

[Weltman]

Despite my inspiration being T2 I didn't call it Terminator. Perhaps Arnold Special would have been better. Here at SC Village in 1996.

[Fatjon]

Angel= Betsy
Timmy= Earthquake

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?postid=1041298

[Fatjon]

christmas cocker

[paintpiggie]

ok, im torn between a few names.
after conferring with my colleagues,
we've arrive to a three-way split pre-decision.


Greenspan: i dont know much about the guy nor do i dabble
in economics, but that's pretty clever.

I like "Huge Sucking Money Pit", coz that pretty much rings true. especially xmags. also, it made me giggle.

Purple People Eater. nifty. matches the gun. made me feel naughty. i dont know why.

im gonna need help on deciding who gets my amazing sketch.

whoever gets three votes first wins.

get it? got it? good.

[RenagadeOfFunk]

the "DeviL MaG" cause its a red and black rt pro uled/ milled....its EviL grrr

[FalconGuy016]

I vote for mine, the Frenchie Refresh
or my tippmann, the Repressed Penis

[afrankart]

One vote for the Purple People Eater.

[RusskiX]

I vote for Load and his "Money Sucking Pit"

[magking1971]

Mine is "Roland".
Read Stephen Kings Dark tower books:D

[Blazingace]

Check out my sig for the names. I have standards that I use to get a name for my guns. It has to meet the following criteria.

1. I like to have a first and last name for them. I like to have a full name for them so it seems that they have more of a personality.

2. I like to watch Anime. So it usually has to be from a series or movie that I really like.

3. It has to Female. It seems odd to give them guy names, for obvious reasons.

4. The female characters that I pick for my names usually have some or all of the traits. Saucy, violent, smart, an attitude, attractive a perchant for guns, like explosions and do whatever it takes to get the job done.

5. My guns usually manifest some of the traits that the female characters have, which is nice.

Don't think that I am wierd. I have built most of the guns from the ground up so they have that much more meaning to me than if I just went and bought them.

The X-mag is named after one of the main characters in the PS2 RPG Xenosaga. Great game. The cyborg KOS-MOS is designed to combat an alien treat.

The E-mag is named after a girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion. She pilots the EVA called Unit 2. She has a serious attitude and like to break stuff.

The Retro Mini is named after a bounty hunter from the series Cowboy Bebop. She also has an attitude and shots firs and askes questions later.

The Impulse is named after another cyborb from the Armitage movies. Naomi Armitage is a cop and likes to blow stuff up and shoot VERY big guns. She also has a serious attitude.

Call me strange, I don't care. The guns have a personality and it is only fitting to give them a proper name.

[Aepetty]

named mine

Isabel (my latin lover)

[xtreme paintball]

My friend named my mini the "Magi"

Yes, I know Magi is plural, but it just sounds cool.

[steph3nlim]

paintball gun

[LittlePaintballBoy]

I named mine Jingle Shmut, so when people say "hey who shot me" I can tell them "Aww, it must have been Jingle Shmut."

[Rebel46_99]

My son has a Red Dust SFL E-Mag he calls "The Red-Headed SLUT" and my new SHATNER Purple X-Mag is called "The Purple Hooter"....

DW

[JT2002]

Originally posted by Rebel46_99
My son has a Red Dust SFL E-Mag he calls "The Red-Headed SLUT" and my new SHATNER Purple X-Mag is called "The Purple Hooter"....

DW
how old is your son? lol, does mommy know about that name? :eek: ;) :rolleyes: :p :D

[Rebel46_99]

He's 19 and Yes... Mommy knows about it!!!:D

[USAF-Flyboy with a Mag]

here is my "Sexy Mistress"

[edweird]

My ULE RTP's name is "Tool of Govt Oppression"

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?postid=930103

[kemikos]

Only one of my guns currently has a name...

I give you... The "Zeus Cannon" (for those of you who aren't huge nerds like me, that's a "Final Fantasy" reference).

It's an Armotech Zeus with an E-frame spliced on. Yes, I can empty the clip in one second in full-auto mode... :D

Until someone shows me proof otherwise, I'm claiming it as the first full-auto Zeus. :cool:

[maglover52]

i know the contest is over but here is mine. i call him (yeah him mines not a girl) home boy look at my grips to see why its home boy.

[maglover52]

ooops cant see the grips very well here is a close up of it.