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CasingBill
10-13-2003, 01:40 PM
Are your pets, pets or food?:confused:

Pets or Food??? (http://www.petsorfood.com/index.shtml)


New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.

chizle97
10-13-2003, 04:57 PM
Thats Horibble, yet i cant stop laughing.

-=Squid=-
10-13-2003, 06:03 PM
wtf?

http://www.petsorfood.com/exotics.shtml#seal

Hasty8
10-13-2003, 06:05 PM
So that's where my aunt's golden retriever went!

Tasty!

MiniMag84
10-13-2003, 06:08 PM
That's awfull.

-=Squid=-
10-13-2003, 06:08 PM
No way thats real, you cant add stuff to your shopping cart, and they are selling bald eagles :rolleyes:

ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
10-13-2003, 06:37 PM
haah oh geez thats a riot!

the JoKeR
10-13-2003, 07:00 PM
You want more animals off the endangered species list? Come up with good recipes, and the demand will push suppliers to find ways of keeping the species around!:D

DiSoRdeR
10-13-2003, 07:12 PM
That is Horibble :mad:

-=Squid=-
10-13-2003, 08:29 PM
I dont think that there is anything horrible about it because it isnt real.

darklord
10-13-2003, 08:57 PM
bwuahahaha, hilarious

Jack_Dubious
10-13-2003, 11:04 PM
Dog, Cow, Pig.....meat is meat.

-=Squid=-
10-13-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Jack_Dubious
Dog, Cow, Pig.....meat is meat. ...human

DiSoRdeR
10-13-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by -=Squid=-
I dont think that there is anything horrible about it because it isnt real.
oh... ok :p


Originally posted by -=Squid=-
...human
lol

ASDadam
10-14-2003, 09:30 AM
"you won't find a finer friend or a more tender cut of meat. We have a special arrangement with a Golden Retriever breeder that allows us to "buy on demand" so you always get the youngest product available."

Some poor kid comes down the stairs for Xmas to find a puppy Retriever under the tree. Kid hugs and cuddles with the Retriever for it to only go missing later that afternoon. Soon dinner time comes around and for dinner they have "steaks". Kid asks his parents where the dog went and his parents smirk and say the dog must have run away....

Jack_Dubious
10-14-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by -=Squid=-
...human

mmm....tasty!!! ;)