View Full Version : Help! I Got My Finger Stuck! In My Barrel!!!
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:28 PM
ok i was tring to push a tissue through my barrel to clean it out and i thing i stuck my finger in too far and it is stuck!
HELP!!!
elpimpo
10-13-2003, 05:31 PM
you have just been newbified
try running it under cold water
personman
10-13-2003, 05:31 PM
LMAO!!!
Just work it off, twist, pull, and maybe stick something down the other end and push on the finger while pulling on the barrel at the same time..
SpongeBobSquarePants
10-13-2003, 05:32 PM
Invest in a battle swab:rolleyes:
Just relax and pull it happens to the best of us.
snoogans
10-13-2003, 05:32 PM
LMFAO, how r u typing?? i can't type well left handed, i get impatient and stuff, lmfao use cisco, uk the frying pan stuff....:D :p
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:33 PM
my battle swab is full of dirt
my squeegy is dirty from cleaning my stock barrel
cold water isn't helping that much since the tissue is blocking the water!
judster
10-13-2003, 05:34 PM
lol never in my life have i gotten my finger stuck in a barrel. nor have i had the urge to sitck my finger in a barrel. all else fails just cut the finger off...10 fingers is highly overrated. you could do without one
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:36 PM
snoogans my finger with the barrel stuck in it is right now resting on my F8 key
judster...i am definately NOT cutting off my finger!
Pullman
10-13-2003, 05:37 PM
Maybe you could get some marker oil in there between your finger and the barrel edge, and then twist it off? Good luck.
elpimpo
10-13-2003, 05:37 PM
u run the cold water on the base of the finger. cold=smaller things. you all know what happens when another part of ur anatomy hits cold water. same purpose here
ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
10-13-2003, 05:37 PM
well last alternative get a oil bottle and just squeeze it down there HAHA thats frickn funny
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:39 PM
lol ok the oil isnt getting in probably cause of the COLD WATER!!!
im trying to like...twist a little and tug a little bit to get it out
Will Wood
10-13-2003, 05:39 PM
I'm sorry.. I have to get this out.
lmao!
I've done it a few times.. but it came off easily.. Just pull and twist really hard. Add some lub in there if that doesn't work.
judster
10-13-2003, 05:42 PM
look man put some ice on it...get a sharp butter knife.in one quick motion. lop it off...the ice will have numed it. or a demel will work as well
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:42 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
I GOT IT OFF!
some water and A LOT of tugging and A LOT of twisting finally got it off!
thx everyone :p
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:43 PM
I REPEAT! I AM NOT CUTTING OFF MY FINGER!
cphilip
10-13-2003, 05:43 PM
Take a tourch to it and heat it up real hot...
No it won't get lose but it will burn the snot outa you and teach you never to do this again. I was just kidding ya there.
Relax and pull very gently. The harder you pull the more the skin pushes out and wedges. It will come out with some gentle tug. Warm water expands things. Not cold.
ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
10-13-2003, 05:45 PM
IMAGINE IF YOU GOT YOUR 3RD LEG STUCK IN THERE? YEOCH.... or maybe your 1 eyed wonder worm, joystick, shaft in a pipe, JUST kidding :p but why would it be in there in the firstplace
judster
10-13-2003, 05:47 PM
look what finger it is...what do you use it for? nothing...i promise you will not miss it...in fact you might get something for it on ebay
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:48 PM
i was trying to push a tissue through the barrel to get some paint out since my squeegy was dirty and my battle swab (aka tampon by the badlandz employees :p ) and i got it far enough so i thought i would stick a pencil to get the rest out but then the barrel wouldnt come off!
Caffiend
10-13-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by judster
look what finger it is...what do you use it for? nothing...i promise you will not miss it...in fact you might get something for it on ebay
then use the money for a larger bore barrel:) good to hear you got it off tho...
atcer
10-13-2003, 05:56 PM
man thats something right out of a "Whiteboard" comic! haha someone should send this thread to Doc.
tony3
10-13-2003, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
i was trying to push a tissue through the barrel to get some paint out since my squeegy was dirty and my battle swab (aka tampon by the badlandz employees :p ) and i got it far enough so i thought i would stick a pencil to get the rest out but then the barrel wouldnt come off!
hahah, they were making fun of my battle swab:(
cphilip
10-13-2003, 05:57 PM
Oh we have all done it. Not to worry. I keep a peice of 1/2 dowel around for all sorts of things like this. You can buy a three foot peice at home depot for like two bucks and cut it into several handy sized peices. One piece about 18 inches. then cut the other into a foot and then one about 6 inches. Keep one of the long ones in your gear bag and the one short little piece for resetting bolts with barrels off in your tool box. Or knocking stuff out that jam. Handy thing to have.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 05:58 PM
...i like my finger intact :p
coolcatpete
10-13-2003, 06:04 PM
that is funny I always think that is going toi happen but it doesnt so it sucks to be you
elpimpo
10-13-2003, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by cphilip
Relax and pull very gently. The harder you pull the more the skin pushes out and wedges. It will come out with some gentle tug. Warm water expands things. Not cold.
exactly my point. if you put cold water on your finger it will make it (opposite of expand) makeing it easier to get your finger out. come on genius jk man
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 06:13 PM
uhhh...i got my finger out like 5 minutes ago. u guys can stop posting now lol
f3rr3+
10-13-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by elpimpo
u run the cold water on the base of the finger. cold=smaller things. you all know what happens when another part of ur anatomy hits cold water. same purpose here
almost as funny as him getting it suck in first place...
trixx75
10-13-2003, 07:24 PM
You got to tell me that was some kinda Early April Fools joke right, was that really serious?
What team do you play on, because if that happened to you, I have to know what team you are on so I can come up to you and picture your face when you got stuck...
but all laughter aside I'm glad you got it out of your finger. I am personally a ring a phob. I can't stand wearing rings on my fingers, I think my fingers are going to swell up or something.....
funny thing is that I'm getting married, I'm planning on getting a ring that will come off with ease. I hate the idea of my finger getting stuck on a ring.
That was just funny though. Hope your doing alright. :) You'll look back on this and laugh your *** off, I would keep the pics and these posts intact. I laughed my *** off at work and it cheered me up.
Originally posted by elpimpo
u run the cold water on the base of the finger. cold=smaller things. you all know what happens when another part of ur anatomy hits cold water. same purpose here
Actually theres a reason that that part gets smaller when it gets cold.... i'd explain but that might deserve a ban..
aim- mr 3sposito
If your really that interested
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 08:07 PM
lol this was no joke. i seriously got my finger stuck :D
glad it cheered u up. and no i'm not on a team (figures)
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 09:58 PM
THIS IS .685! HOW AM I STUCK!!!
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 09:59 PM
how is this possible?!
BourneKiller
10-13-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
:D :D :D :D :D
I GOT IT OFF!
some water and A LOT of tugging and A LOT of twisting finally got it off!
thx everyone :p
Maybe you should've just used some good old vegetable oil. :D
dinger
10-13-2003, 10:14 PM
I RATE THIS THREAD THE FUNNIEST ONE IN THE ENTIRE FORUM!! :D :D :D ROFL
YUO = TEH R3TARD!!!
hahahhaahaaa!!!!! I THOUGHT THE FIRST TIME WOULDA TOUGHT YOU RIGHT, YOU GOON!!!
and since its the SAME finger, you're dimmer than a broken light!!
bwahahahhaahaaa:D :D
dinger
10-13-2003, 10:16 PM
oh and i did rate this thread a 5... hehehehe
well just squeegee it out :o
or... put it in lukewarm water, and without struggling, make it come right off
QUINCYMASSGUY
10-13-2003, 10:19 PM
OK, now you're either a total idiot or just so desperate for attention to the point where you're pretending you got your finger stuck in your barrels not once but twice. which is it?
dinger
10-13-2003, 10:25 PM
yea i was wondering if he was lookin like a fool the 2nd time just for kicks...
it was damn funny though lol
:)
judster
10-13-2003, 10:26 PM
again i say go with cutting of the finger. bleeding out is not that bad...i did a google search one the going rate of fingers.....67.54 + shipping....not too shabby.
Grasshopper
10-13-2003, 10:34 PM
I got my finger stuck in the break part (where the balls drop into the barrel) and I couldn't get it out for 3 hours. Finally, I just pulled and it cut a huge chunk of my knuckle. Better than cutting my finger off with a torch, though! ;)
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by QUINCYMASSGUY
OK, now you're either a total idiot or just so desperate for attention to the point where you're pretending you got your finger stuck in your barrels not once but twice. which is it?
well...if u see me play at my local field everyone there knows i'm the idiot.
1. i slept too close to the campfire and my shirt caught fire.
2. i wore a dog my my crotch
3. i used the ref as a human sheild
4. i ate several paintballs and spat them out
5. i was shot in the neck by team aftershock
6. i reffed a game cause i wore a red shirt and people thought i was the ref
7. i flipped into a airbunker and detached it
8. i shot myself in the foot because i wanted to see if my pt worked
9. i went into the middle of the wood field (along with some of my idiotic friends and one crazy ref) and we did a blair witch video.
10. i gave away free drinks and cap guns to people that ate paintballs or did crazy things.
so...no i'm not trying to get attention i'm just a complete 100% moron.
but that will change soon once i start taking my meds again.
dinger
10-13-2003, 10:45 PM
what mask do you have??
looks like it needs more protection :x
Spartan X
10-13-2003, 10:46 PM
You must have some small hand to be able to stick your fingers in there....You know what I have heard about men with small hands?.....
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-13-2003, 10:46 PM
dye invision
-Carnifex-
10-14-2003, 01:31 AM
Try soap or stop eating for a while.
o0synge0o
10-14-2003, 01:50 AM
Bah, dont use a dremel or blade..... fire up a torch and break out a chisel and a single-jack.
Nip that finger right off and give it a good pass w/the torch to cauterize it. :D
Ummmm, I just hope that youlearned something from all of this.
edweird
10-14-2003, 02:47 AM
next time cram your junk into the barrel and help control the retard population.
Albinonewt
10-14-2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
dye invision
I use every opportunity i get to state how much I hate my invision.
wyn1370
10-14-2003, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by edweird
next time cram your junk into the barrel and help control the retard population.
second that
bryceeden
10-14-2003, 07:40 AM
This kid on the young guns team I sponsor got his finger stuck in an 18 inch barrel, I say screw it on the marker and pull the trigger that will get it off.
Originally posted by bryceeden
This kid on the young guns team I sponsor got his finger stuck in an 18 inch barrel, I say screw it on the marker and pull the trigger that will get it off.
But this guy got his finger stuck near the treads so it wouldn't really work that well. Still would be funny though.
Hexis
10-14-2003, 03:23 PM
One word:
Sawzall (http://www.milwaukeetools.com/sawzall.html)
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-14-2003, 03:37 PM
*shiver* ouchies
50 cal
10-14-2003, 06:31 PM
Just tell every one you have a bionic finger. No one will make fun of you......really, they won't!!
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-14-2003, 06:44 PM
......no
hAppy
10-14-2003, 06:50 PM
happened to me once... i was bored
used soap! saved my finger i was gonna panic like crazy
lastonestanding
10-14-2003, 08:41 PM
wow, after reading this WHOLE thread, i have concluded tahat suicidal snypder should NOT have children and if he does they will be a menace to society and probably die of a freak accident.... but keep playing, its all ways fun to shoot the dumb, as long as they shoot back.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-14-2003, 09:07 PM
lol wow u actually took the time reading this entire thread?
cris8762
10-14-2003, 09:50 PM
dude, freeze it off!!!
go get some liquid nitrogen, dunk it in there for like a minute
pull it out, and hit it with a hammer
the finger and barrel will shatter, it'll probably look really cool! Be sure to take pics!!!
besides, 9 fingers is cool, i'd call u Frankie Nine Fingers
coolcatpete
10-14-2003, 10:26 PM
i read it to
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-15-2003, 03:32 PM
to all the people out there...I ALREADY GOT MY FINGER OUT!
no i'm not dipping my finger in liquid nitrogen and shattering it like that dude in T2.
trevorjk
10-15-2003, 08:42 PM
OMFG THIS IS HI LARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA oh man come up to sams sometime so i can shoot you lol
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-15-2003, 08:55 PM
i go to badlandz and badlandz only :)
unless sean (my ride) takes me somewhere else lol.
Matt_mg
10-15-2003, 09:36 PM
This is for ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ, if your 3rd leg is small enough to enter a barrel AND/OR if youre dumb enough to EVEN try I'll send you my blueprints for a suicide machine mmmmmmk?
hostage
10-15-2003, 09:43 PM
use the jaws of life!
-Doron
Alonzo
10-16-2003, 08:43 PM
Congradulations Snyper!
How bout a picture of the liberated finger?
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-16-2003, 08:51 PM
lol maybe later. gotta eat dinner
SlipknotX556
10-16-2003, 09:28 PM
Spray WD40 down the barrel, that will get it out.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-16-2003, 09:30 PM
...maybe i should get my finger stuck on purpose now just to test out some of your suggestions.
NO I AM NOT CUTTING MY FINGER OFF!
NO JAWS OF LIFE!
NO LIQUID NITROGEN!
NO HAMMER AND CHISLE!
Siress
10-17-2003, 11:38 PM
FUNNIEST COMEBACKS!!!
Edweird: next time cram your junk into the barrel and help control the retard population.
Spartan X: You must have some small hand to be able to stick your fingers in there....You know what I have heard about men with small hands?.....
cphilip: Take a tourch to it and heat it up real hot...
No it won't get lose but it will burn the snot outa you and teach you never to do this again.
You all won 2 tokens for CHUCKY CHEESE!!!
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-18-2003, 12:12 AM
wow...i got my finger out a few days ago and this thread is still getting replys.
UltimatePaintballer
10-18-2003, 12:22 AM
snoogans do you mean crisco?!? yea try turning it counter or clockwise, or JUST PULL!!!!!!!!
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