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SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-21-2003, 11:38 PM
ok during school i make up <B>*POOF*</B> excuses to go on this website. but i need new excuses. they are starting to think i'm saying <B>*POOF*</B> cause..."yea..uhh..im researching the velocity of a paintball" was used about 3 times already. so...

help?

<B>*Warning: No Cussing*</B> -Miscue

lol darn miscue got me :p
trevorjk
10-21-2003, 11:43 PM
ball to bore size
types of paintballs
bore sizes
spinning of paintballs
flight path of the paintball
impact of the paintball on skin
force used to push a paintball
forced exhirted by spring
blowback and blowforward
durability of springs bolt ect
difference between x-valve and reg valve
low vs high pressure


lol how hard can it get i can go on
PyRo
10-21-2003, 11:43 PM
You are doing a sociology project on paintballers in gereal, and in order to sucessfully comlete this you need to become one of them.
Freefalling
10-21-2003, 11:50 PM
you are bonding with your fellow paintballers
WicKeD_WaYz
10-21-2003, 11:53 PM
you are bored
PyRo
10-21-2003, 11:56 PM
I will look at whatever I want, now leave me alone.
Jonneh
10-22-2003, 12:08 AM
the KGB have your family and friends hooked up to a gignatic bomb, the detonator of which is set to trigger should your browser not be pointing to automags.org

Anyone who won't beleive that is obviously a nazi.
dansim
10-22-2003, 07:16 AM
tell them you have to check out ao every 2 hours or teh cult leader will give you specail kool aid and beat you with 5 feet of macro line
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-22-2003, 09:53 AM
lol a lil more reasonable please.

though the beating with 5 feet of macro-line might work.
Thordic
10-22-2003, 10:59 AM
AO is a cult, so you need access to express your religious freedom. Blocking AO is unconstitutional.
JEDI
10-22-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Thordic
AO is a cult, so you need access to express your religious freedom. Blocking AO is unconstitutional.

Thats actually pretty good, and might work. Show them all the "idols" (markers and stuff) you worship, to prove it.
PyRo
10-22-2003, 11:05 AM
Hey mine is reasonable, say you are doing a survey, and post some stupid poll and say see, look at this.
RT pRo AuToMaG
10-22-2003, 06:53 PM
yes, you are conducting a survey....not chatting about paintball or other random stuff, survey.
SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
10-22-2003, 07:36 PM
hmmm lol maybe i should bring my paintball test survey back :)
m-98
10-22-2003, 07:57 PM
If it's a public school you might get away with the religion thing, but not at a private school.
PyRo
10-22-2003, 08:02 PM
In order for the religious thing to work it would have to be legally registered as a religion. Maybie we could start an automag worshiping religion, get AGD out of paying any taxes :)
m-98
10-22-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by PyRo
In order for the religious thing to work it would have to be legally registered as a religion. Maybie we could start an automag worshiping religion, get AGD out of paying any taxes :)

Yea, then they could have more money for R&D! More cool stuff.
CrazyLad
10-22-2003, 08:20 PM
Why don't you do your work in school and come to a website after it.
GtB188
10-22-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by CrazyLad
Why don't you do your work in school and come to a website after it.

It sounds more like he is bored and has nothing to do at the time being...

Say you arte trying to find out which is more accurate, closed bolt or open bolt. (yes I know they are the same, but would the teacher know? I think not...)
tony3
10-22-2003, 08:47 PM
Yeah, during the 20 minutes of homeroom I usually go on AO, but my teacher asked what I keep needing passes for...I only could think to go to the library and do my homework:( Now, no more AO for me.
PyRo
10-22-2003, 09:13 PM
You are trying to improve that the range and accuracy claims that many manufactures and players claim are physically impossible and want to see how well the paintball community responds to this data or if they dismiss physicas as a load of bull easially defied by a titanium boomstick and lower pressure.