View Full Version : Pet Peeve of the Day
Miscue
10-29-2003, 07:55 PM
Pouring cereal in bowl, and then the milk... to discover that you don't have enough milk.
Grrrr.
Fanatic
10-29-2003, 08:01 PM
goin to the bathroom and finding out there are no tee-pee for your bunghole!!!
shartley
10-29-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Miscue
Pouring cereal in bowl, and then the milk... to discover that you don't have enough milk.
Grrrr.
It could be worse....
You could pour your cereal in the bowl, and then pour the milk.... to discover it was not milk, but OJ. :eek:
Fanatic
10-29-2003, 08:10 PM
or hear a clump rather than a gentle stream of milk
Load SM5
10-29-2003, 08:13 PM
Or put the cereal in the bowl, grab the milk and as you pour it, a flaming Zepplin tears through the kitchen window and sets the cat on fire.
BobTheCow
10-29-2003, 08:15 PM
Yeah, that flaming Zepplin could really put a crimp in your whole afternoon...
Bad_Dog
10-29-2003, 08:20 PM
pour the milk first then add cerial..... it doesnt work that well
BobTheCow
10-29-2003, 08:22 PM
Kinda like putting syrup on a waffle, only to realize you forgot butter... then trying to butter an already syruppy waffle... :rolleyes: :mad:
Even worse-
Pour your milk in your cereal, eat it, and find out about 10-20 min later that your lactose intolerant.. and continue to crap your freaking brains out.
Miscue
10-29-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Load SM5
Or put the cereal in the bowl, grab the milk and as you pour it, a flaming Zepplin tears through the kitchen window and sets the cat on fire.
I hate it when that happens too.
InfinatyBPS
10-29-2003, 08:45 PM
Ummm... Having your x girlfriend tell you that she <B>*POOF*</B> a guy who she said she didn't do anything with is never fun... I should know...
<B>*Warning: You should have got pics... um, I mean... No cussing.*</B> -Miscue
Matt_mg
10-29-2003, 08:46 PM
Or pour milk in the cereal and realise the damn thing is orange juice!
GtB188
10-29-2003, 08:51 PM
Pouring milk on your cereal and realizing its your sister's sun-soy. Happened to me at least four times. I don't really like soy products.
AngelBoy
10-29-2003, 08:55 PM
The Zepplin thing wouldnt be good, although that is one less cat on the earth...:rolleyes:
Originally posted by shartley
It could be worse....
You could pour your cereal in the bowl, and then pour the milk.... to discover it was not milk, but OJ. :eek:
Originally posted by Matt_mg
Or pour milk in the cereal and realise the damn thing is orange juice!
:)
p8ntball1016
10-29-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Load SM5
Or put the cereal in the bowl, grab the milk and as you pour it, a flaming Zepplin tears through the kitchen window and sets the cat on fire. at least you dont have to clean the litter box anymore.:cool:
RRfireblade
10-29-2003, 09:19 PM
Pour cereal in bowl,pour milk in bowl,have glass bowl fresh out of the dishwasher crack out of the bottom and pour cold milk down the front of your pants,stand up in utter haste and hit your knee on the table,bend over in blinding pain to grab your knee and slam forehead in to table,knock your self out cold for 5-7 minutes,awaken after being unconsious and just as your vision starts to clear up you realize that the large white object headed for your head at a high rate of speed is actually a drop of milk that soon nails you right in the eye.
Jay.
FYI, we no longer have ANY glass bowls in the house.
gamarada717
10-29-2003, 09:21 PM
Or eating cereal for a week with what you thought was skim milk, but turned out to be half and half.
xmetal2001
10-29-2003, 09:35 PM
Or be rushing to get in position before the preptime ends and when it finally does the coach randomly extends it and you have to sit there!!!
Nobody knows what im talking about, But thats ok.
xadamx
10-29-2003, 09:39 PM
going to school and realising that about 5 minutes into your first period you have to take a major huge poopola and the teacher wont let you go so you are sitting there attempting to do the "holy god im going to crap my pants" dance(yet failing terribly) for at least another 50 minutes and fly outta there like a mexican at the border when class is over only to realise once again you have a whopping 5 minutes to take a dump. getting to the toilet, ripping your pants off like last years prom date, sit down, cause a nuclear explosion, then realise theres no TP. then the danged zepplin flys thru the windown and sets the tp in the next toilet on fire....but you use it anyway. then the bell rings. true story
pbcustom98
10-29-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Miscue
Pouring cereal in bowl, and then the milk... to discover that you don't have enough milk.
Grrrr.
i just listened to one of Jerry Seinfeld's skits...he said almost the exact same thing..pretty funny if u ask me :)
einhander619
10-29-2003, 09:55 PM
Attractive crossdressers. Come on, guys, we've all been there.
Mango
10-29-2003, 09:56 PM
I eat oatmeal
-=Squid=-
10-29-2003, 09:57 PM
Pet peeve of the day: Stupid fat teachers that cant take a ruler to the head without shipping somebody off to dhall.
OfficerGoat
10-29-2003, 10:07 PM
Red means stop...... the fact that the folks here in vegas havent figured that one out yet... its amazing how long it takes after the light goes red for cars to stop.
pbcustom98
10-29-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by OfficerGoat
Red means stop...... the fact that the folks here in vegas havent figured that one out yet... its amazing how long it takes after the light goes red for cars to stop.
with all the flashing lights in casinos....im guessing lots of people dont even realize they are at a stop light..they think theyve won something ;)
HoboJudge
10-29-2003, 10:24 PM
My pet peeve: When my zepplin catches on fire and crashes through a window. Just the other day this guy was complaining to me about setting his cat on fire. I just told him "Chill dude, I got zep insurance."
RenagadeOfFunk
10-29-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by shartley
It could be worse....
You could pour your cereal in the bowl, and then pour the milk.... to discover it was not milk, but OJ. :eek:
...or water...man i was tired....GAHHHH...my coco crisp!!!
-=Squid=-
10-29-2003, 10:36 PM
Oh ya? My grandma has a swimming pool, and it was kinda late, and I decided to go swimming, and im about to dive in and realize I pulled my pants off thinking I was taking a bath. WTF? Thank god nobody else was around. :eek:
trevorjk
10-29-2003, 10:47 PM
driving behind a grandpa today down a local highway (hwy 11 here in racine county) when the speedlimit is 55 and the gramps is only doing 45 and your right on his *** the whole time but instead of doing anything he just putz along and then every chance your able to pass becuase of the yellow line you cant becuase of a stupid semi or car in the other lane :mad: that happened 2 times today thats why i hate wearing pants grrrrr stupid kohls
InfinatyBPS
10-29-2003, 10:53 PM
Lol, I'm smart for cussing in a mod's thread...:p
Caffiend
10-29-2003, 11:40 PM
When driving your car and somebody decides to make a left turn into your driver's side front wheel. Happened around 1 pm today, woohoo! I'm in one piece but my rodeo is probably totaled :(
Originally posted by Caffiend
When driving your car and somebody decides to make a left turn into your driver's side front wheel. Happened around 1 pm today, woohoo! I'm in one piece but my rodeo is probably totaled :(
1800 Lawyers :)
edweird
10-30-2003, 01:47 AM
this is one of my major ones:
people that dont drive up to the sensor at traffic lights.
ie.
0--0
|||| <-- bastard in car
0--0
=======| <--Sensor
----------------
////crosswalk///
----------------
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 01:52 AM
wheres the car?
edweird
10-30-2003, 02:02 AM
**Edit*** updated with bastard in car ***/Edit***
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:02 AM
thats better ;) you can make me your new pet peeve :)
Miscue
10-30-2003, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by OfficerGoat
Red means stop...... the fact that the folks here in vegas havent figured that one out yet... its amazing how long it takes after the light goes red for cars to stop.
Yup. What I don't get is how you can have like 5+ cars going through a red... particularly on left turns. Boggles me.
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:23 AM
another thing that pisses me off is when im listening to music on the computer and some one walks up to me ( whether i notice them or not ) and taps on the band that goes over the head or the actual speaker part cuase it makes a loud poping sound and it annoys the hell out of me
im talking $60 headphones with noise cancalation(sp) and stuff like that so dont picture those crappy ones that came with your cassette player
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:26 AM
oh and thats another thing that pissed me off today
i was talking about music and how lps or vinyl records have a good sound only a record could have and the person i was talking to had no clue what a vinyl record or lp or 45 or 33 was come on these things were around till early mid 90s how could you not know what one is even these new age crap pop groups depend on dj's who use lps or 45s or 33s or vinyl records when there doing ther epsinning and scratching
i guess this pet peeve is are you really that ignorant?
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:27 AM
one more
when you got a booger in your nose and its way in the hell up there and no matter how hard you try to get it out you cant either my fingers are to fat for my nose or what and all the blowing of my nose doesnt get it out but its still up there and im still picking at it right now
Miscue
10-30-2003, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by trevorjk
one more
when you got a booger in your nose and its way in the hell up there and no matter how hard you try to get it out you cant either my fingers are to fat for my nose or what and all the blowing of my nose doesnt get it out but its still up there and im still picking at it right now
Blow really hard. Shoot it out. Paintball principle man, have you learned anything from AO? :p
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:30 AM
yeah im trying but i cant get enough psi behind the object :) i think the bolt pinched it its stuck or something, how ever i got half of it so far
Miscue
10-30-2003, 03:33 AM
So you're chuffing your booger eh? Interesting.
trevorjk
10-30-2003, 03:34 AM
i was lol but i finally had to pull out my damn whats that thing called hmm havent used it in a while oh yeah battle swab and i finally got it ;)
Muzikman
10-30-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by shartley
It could be worse....
You could pour your cereal in the bowl, and then pour the milk.... to discover it was not milk, but OJ. :eek:
Actually, OJ makes a good substitute for Milk on dry cereal. Just make sure you don't mix it with the milk.
Caffiend
10-30-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by edweird
this is one of my major ones:
people that dont drive up to the sensor at traffic lights.
ie.
0--0
|||| <-- bastard in car
0--0
=======| <--Sensor
----------------
////crosswalk///
----------------
LOL, i hear ya ed. and they wonder why they're at red lights forever...
Bad_Dog
10-30-2003, 01:19 PM
how bout having to break into the toilet paper dispenser to get at that extra roll way up in the top. I hate it, like why is the extra TP roll in the despenser anyways...?? you can see it, its a semitransparent dispenser, are the people who design these things trying to tease us?????
1stdeadeye
10-30-2003, 03:52 PM
My Pet Peeve:
The Left Lane Dick!
The guy or gal who has decided to regulate the spped of traffic themselves. They shoot into the left lane on 295, 42, 55, or the Turnpike and do 65-70. No amount of flashing will make them yield. I always have to pass them on the right and flip them off as I drive past them.
Move the F over! If I want to do 100, it is no business of yours!
It is there buisness if you hit and kill them :)
1stdeadeye
10-30-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by PyRo
It is there buisness if you hit and kill them :)
The LAW in New Jersey is Yield to the Right. The left lane is for passing. The Left Lane Dick camps there illegally! They could get a ticket for "Failure to Keep Right". So they need to get the F out of my way!
I'm glad they don't enfore that left lane law here in NY. Most people I find if they notice you comming up on them will get over though. Somtimes they go over too much when i'm intentionally trying to stay behind them to reduce my chances of getting a ticket because they will get nailed first.
CrazyLad
10-30-2003, 04:34 PM
when you forget to put clothes on and go to school....It happens to the best of us!
Eric Cartman
10-30-2003, 05:10 PM
The guy or gal who has decided to regulate the spped of traffic themselves.
Here here! Those are some of the most annoying jerks alive as far as I'm concerned. Along with these people I hate the pylons who can't stay in their lane when they make a turn. If they make a right turn, they do it into the left lane and vice versa. If you're turning at the same time, and staying in your lane, they'll come cruising over and then honk and give you the finger as if you're the one at fault.
Last but not least, everyone who drives a minivan. Those damn things are the cancer of the North American roadway and must be stopped. Get a freakin' station wagon so people can see around you!
UltimatePaintballer
10-30-2003, 06:32 PM
when all the preps dress up as goths for halloween.:rolleyes:
Or when your optical mouse poops out and you dont have an extra one so you have to use the keyboard for everything till you can get a new one
bleachit
10-30-2003, 10:38 PM
when you press "go to first unread post" and you go to the last post of the thread on page 2. You then have to go back to page 1 and figure out where the heck you left off reading a thread.
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