Best Pickup Lines

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Submit your best pickup lines here!

ex. If you were a booger i'd pick you first
did it hurt when u fell from blah blah blah.

stuff like that.

[gimp]

from terminator, "come with me if you want to live"

[AutomagRT1483]

"Hey Baby;)"

[KornKamp02]

To Quote A Night At The Roxbury:

"Hey hey, is taht a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants. ;)"

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i imagine gimp walking around with a shotgun at a night club

[Cliffio]

girl you must be a tater-tot
cause your o-rida

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by Cliffio
girl you must be a tater-tot
cause your o-rida lol!

[Tron]

lick your finger and procede to touch her on the shoulder.

"Hey baby let's get you out of these wet clothes"

-Tron

[Automaggin2]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long



A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

[-Carnifex-]

"Did you grow up on a chicken farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

[Automaggin2]

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.


There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.


Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

[EsPo]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

Mounting.. is that what we call it now?

Hah.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i'm not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock :p

[Lopy-slopy]

use one finger to point and gesjur(sp) for her to come over to you. When she come's say "If I can make you *** with one finger think what I can do with my whole hand."

"Have you heard, the word of the week is legs, lets go back to my house and spread the word."

You say "hey, i'm an astronaught(sp)" and she says "realy?" then you go, "no, but I get a rocket in my poket when I see you."

"Hey, nice shoes, wanna #$%#"

[xadamx]

i play pro paintball

[pbzmag]

Why don't you sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that comes up!

[tony emerson]

YOU: What <B>*POOF*</B> like a tiger and winks..
HER: I dont know
YOU: WINK ;)

<B>*Warning: No Cussing*</B> -Miscue

[bunkermaster10]

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight!

Pickup lines are so gay. lol.

[platinumjason]

I love every bone in you're body, even mine. :p

[INFERNO]

Damn girl, I wish I was seeing double cuz then there'd be two of you. :cool:

[pbcustom98]

nice legs, what time do they open ?

[trevorjk]

Originally posted by bunkermaster10
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight!

Pickup lines are so gay. lol.


HAHAHA my friend was just making fun of me about a teddy bear and i just used that just now and she actually was sympathetic hahahaha damn AO pulls through once again

-i dont even have a teddybear lol i dont even know why shes making fun of me -

[bunkermaster10]

lol nice.

[dre1919]

Have any Irish in you? Want some?

[Benfica4ever]

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

If i follow you home......will you keep me?

[RRfireblade]

How YOU doin'....

Works every time.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by dre1919
Have any Irish in you? Want some?

That's one of my all time favorites! Been looking for a T shirt that says that for awhile now.

[Fanatic]

this is cphilips fav

"show me you boobies!!....i got candy!

[KornKamp02]

LOL These are great!

[PyRo]

Originally posted by ShooterJM


That's one of my all time favorites! Been looking for a T shirt that says that for awhile now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2866397577&category=15687

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol wow we are doing business here now?

[grw4w34]

How about we go for a pizza and a ****
(after she says what or has confused look on her face)
okay, we can forget the pizza then

[RRfireblade]

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going....

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

You must be from Pearl Harbour, cause baby you're the Bomb - diggity.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long?

Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Jay.

[Bad_Dog]

there once was a turtle and a bunny, who liked to pick apples...... oh crud.... run!..... (proceed to nearest empty room)

~if they stick with ya through that, you know they're interested

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by Bad_Dog
there once was a turtle and a bunny, who liked to pick apples...... oh crud.... run!..... (proceed to nearest empty room)

~if they stick with ya through that, you know they're interested lol

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

*scratches head*

[PyRo]

Thats so dumb it just may work :)

[gam-e]

damn you stink.






wanna go take a bath with me?

[PyRo]

Thats so dumb it might just get you slapped

[pbzmag]

I just love a good muffin, can I eat yours?

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by PyRo
Thats so dumb it might just get you slapped Lol, that too.

[UltimatePaintballer]

*look at the tag in her shirt* *she will ask what you are doing* then you say "checking your tag, just as i thought made in heaven!"

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i think that was already said

[UltimatePaintballer]

no they weren't

[RenagadeOfFunk]

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "I" and"U" together :wink: :wink:...:confused:

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

after testing out some of these... the results were...somewhat bad.

I'm not fred flinstone but i'll make your bed rock - Slap
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away - Slap
If you were a booger i'd pick you first - Slap
You must be from pearl harbour cause baby you're the bomb - Hit with a algebra book
Hi, my name is pogo want to jump on my stick? - slap
Are you from jamaica cause your jamakin me crazy - girl laughed at my stupidity

and much much more!

[DWOOD]

-you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine wrtten all over you.

-you be Dairy Queen and ill be Burger King and we will go wrap my wopper

-i can bench 800 pounds

-if i had a nickle for every time i seen a girl like you id be poor. (that means shes one in a million)

:p

[the_next_guy_]

under my clothes im naked

[pbzmag]

Fe Fi Fo fum, lay down on the floor and I'll make you...well you get the idea!

[ICOM]

Hey, what time does your legs open?

[chizle97]

my favorite but only works in certain situations.

"ARRRRR Im blackbeard the pirate! Give me all ye booty!

[Sunshine]

Originally posted by the_next_guy_
under my clothes im naked

Thats mine, and it actualy works. Well at least 3 out of 7.

[Digi_Gyrl]

Originally posted by RRfireblade
How YOU doin'....

Works every time.






OMG.. u guys are so lame.. No wonder most of you are single still. This is the only one that I wouldn't walk off from. Nice one.

However.. some of these have made me laugh. Too bad they will never work with girls that don't require u to blow them up first or have plastic torsos.

[Sunshine]

mine works on real girls,
you have to have the right body...mine
say it the right way
and to the right girl;)

I re-counted and its 4 out of 8 as of last friday night:cool:

**insert porno music here**
(bew chica bewiweeu) oh yeah

[TooDamnSweet]

Here's a couple I've heard


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hi, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

.......after I told someone I had a boyfriend........

I hope he treats you right because if you were mine I'd spend every moment making you happy.....wanna be mine for the night? BARF!!!...........

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

None of them worked but the last one did make me smile. Mostly because I was intoxicated though.

[DiRTyBuNNy]

I don't really have any lines...I usually just say "hello"....it worked on Keely Watson...other than the fact that she was in the bunker next to mine and i was trying to provide cover fire for her..hahahaa..

[IWANTMOREMAGS]

i love you is a good one

[Larang0X4]

Girl you are like lucky charms ur magically delicuous

Ur like Frosted flakes ur grrrrreat

Ur like a Construction worker u arouse my P#$!@

[mr9146]

Wha's up baby? Try'n 'a ****? (gotta say it with a slick ghetto drawl) <-- works in Washington, DC

[LIGHTEMUP]

5. Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
4. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
3.Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
2.Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!


1.I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

hahahah :D

[CaliWagon31]

i dont know if these have already been posted, but what the hey

1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

[blackclown]

So who has tried these? :D
i am thinking about it

[gam-e]

ive tried pretty much all of the ones said here, but everyone at my school knows im a joker so it doesn't really have much REAL effect other than causing them to laugh and say whatever Dion

[mxrider250]

The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.


Hey CaliWagon31 those were on MSN.com the other day!

[$tevo]

was your dad a baker? cause you got a nice rack

[stondroopy]

lets finish this bottle of jim beam in the back of my pickup(fiddle plays):D

[Aepetty]

do you have a bandaid b/c i scrapd my knee when i fell for you

works every singel time . "awwwwwww , thats so cute .... your so cute ... make love to me "

[TraXeR]

Originally posted by DWOOD
-you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine wrtten all over you.

-you be Dairy Queen and ill be Burger King and we will go wrap my wopper

-i can bench 800 pounds

-if i had a nickle for every time i seen a girl like you id be poor. (that means shes one in a million)

:p

Like Family guy I see..

[Enemy]

“So would you like to go back to my place for some pizza and sex?” thwack she slaps you “what you don’t like pizza”

My favorite
Hey would you like to go back to my place and polish my 14 inch all American…this also works with boomstick, freak, evil pipe, custom product, and others....what 14 to big i also have an 8inch stainless steel

There is also hey would you like to play with my cocker?

And if you have a group of friends break off saying only cock as one of your friends says eerr.

playing paintball walk up to girl with your lvl 10 and ask if she will stick her finger in your breach..better yet do that to a girl with lvl 10 mag.

[dwab3000]

say this to a animal rights activist you think is hot (for guys only)
you - "do you love all animals"
her - "yes"
you - "what about trouser snakes"
her- "oooh whats a trouser snake"
then you unzip

next
'yo baby yo, ever had your anus licked by a fatman in an overcoat"
then you start to sing 2 live crew

finally
you-hey i bet 10 bucks i can feel your boob
her- i bet you cant

then you touch her boob

btw ive gotten 12 restraining orders and its still counting

[Benfica4ever]

I got a good one!!!!!!!

"Hey" :p

[PyRo]

Assume the position!

That one works :)

[MagMan5446]

btw ive gotten 12 restraining orders and its still counting








......weirdo

[Slimm Jimm]

Y'all are a bad influence. I'm making a list and gonna use it on every girl in my class the very last day.

[1stdeadeye]

"How you doin?" :cool: In a joey voice! :D

[dwab3000]

......weirdo

most of those restraining orders happened while i was high so no reason for name calling



...meany pants

[JonDaAzn]

does this rag smell like formaldehyde to you?

works every time ;)

[1stdeadeye]

does this rag smell like formaldehyde to you?

works every time ;)


No, no, no. The line is does this rag smell like ether? Remember, you only want to knock her out unless you are a necrophilliac. :eek:

;)

[JonDaAzn]

i think formaldehyde can knock people out too

[1stdeadeye]

i think formaldehyde can knock people out too

Or kill them! ;)

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

well than what's the point of trying to pick em up if their dead?

[JonDaAzn]

remember, where I'm from (California), necrophilia is not illegal, as long as they're still warm right?

http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/index.cfm/i/042204n_charges

[1stdeadeye]

remember, where I'm from (California), necrophilia is not illegal, as long as they're still warm right?

http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/index.cfm/i/042204n_charges

:eek:

I guess Dead Marriage will be the next civil rights battle in CA, land of Fruits and Nuts!! :p

[SanDiegoMag]

How about the origional pick up line, "May I buy you a drink?" works like charm ;)