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joker4hire
11-17-2003, 06:11 AM
Heh.. want a good laugh :)

I have a few oldies

yo mama is soo skinny, she can hang glide on a dorito!

yo mama is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her!

any others? :)
dansim
11-17-2003, 09:15 AM
you momma is so fat when she went to hawaii the island sank.

you momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean to go swimming she flodded four continents.
Doobie
11-17-2003, 09:20 AM
Your mamma so fat...she jumped in the air...and got STUCK!

She so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the "W's"!

She so nasty, I talked to her on the phone...and got an ear infection!
PyRo
11-17-2003, 10:50 AM
Slap her thigh and ride the waves
Greenpeace rolled her back into the water when she went to the beach.
Oh so many.
beam
11-17-2003, 02:11 PM
Your mother is so mean, I don't like her.
KornKamp02
11-17-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by beam
Your mother is so mean, I don't like her. That's the funniest one I've heard yet! ;)
mcveighr
11-17-2003, 03:52 PM
Your mother is so ugly that she looks not like a woman, but more like a man.
DJBacon06
11-17-2003, 05:13 PM
your mom is so fat that she was taken over by a small militia and was named the republic of your mom.
Warewolf50
11-17-2003, 05:30 PM
yo mamma is so fat when god said let there be light, he had to ask her to move.
RenagadeOfFunk
11-17-2003, 05:34 PM
YOUR momma is SOOOOOO stupid she had you...

YOU are SOOOOOO stupid cause you made this thread...


Oh, and to be nice....


Your momma is SOOOO fat she disappears into fat air...
CoFFeY[NiTrO]
11-17-2003, 05:41 PM
Yo momma is so fat my whole family could have breakfast for a year from her rolls.
HoboJudge
11-17-2003, 05:50 PM
Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a sign that says "Maximum occupancy, 250 persons or YO MAMA!"
virus
11-17-2003, 10:09 PM
yo momma so stupid if she had a pet zebra she call it spot
personman
11-17-2003, 11:02 PM
www.yourmom.com
They are submitted by random people so some(most) of them are stupid and or not funny and or not having anything to do with anything
MaChu
11-17-2003, 11:31 PM
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2hrs to watch 60min.

Yo mama is so poor she shoplifted a dollar store.

Yo mama is so fat when she starts running I swear I smell bacon.

Yo mama is so big when shes around the house, SHES AROUND THE HOUSE.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she had you, they slapped her.
T-Bird
11-18-2003, 12:24 AM
I tried these on my sister..but it didn't go too well since her mom is my mom as well.............

Your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

Your mom is like a TV, anyone can turn her on.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund.

Your mom is so stupid, she triped over a cordless phone.

Your mom is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Your mom is so fat, I tried to drive around her but ran out of gas.

Your mom is so fat, she uses the interstate as a landslide.

Enjoy!
PyRo
11-18-2003, 12:26 AM
Your mom is such a hoe she has a sex menu tatoed on her back, ill take a number six.