Hand stuck in hopper.

[penguinpunk555]

Yea,um I was cleaning out my hopper and stuck it in to far and its like stuck now. :( What should I do?

[felony]

Somebody call the nurse.

NURSE!!!

NURSE!!

[abarnhar]

You ought to call SuiciDal SnYpER and talk about all the little problems a day can bring.

Then, unscrew the halves of your hopper and get your hand out.

[Rather]

well you can either amputate...or you can go and unscrew all the screws and take the halves apart so you can take your hand out that way...unless your hand is still too big to pull out then. :p

[penguinpunk555]

The screews are stripped. This is my old standard hopper.
Viewing the fourm with on hand like this is a challenge

[ExtremeODD]

wow WTF, god are people getting dumber and dumber, first a finger in a barrel.... TWICE. then finger stuck in breach of matrix, when "testing" low pressure. now a hand in a hopper.... what next, nut stuck down the barrel with ur tounge in the breach?! jeeze...

get a screwdriver and take the hopper apart..

christ

idiots

EDIT: ok wow, ur fudged, if its a cheaper hopper, get a nice sized balltine or claw hammer, and CRACK it open, or slick ur hand up with some vaciline and itll slip out. that stuff is handy for getting ur hand in tight things and out ;)

[personman]

ROFL
Someone should start counting how many of these we get a week. Seriousally, I thought everyone on AO was smart? :p ;)
j/k
Um.. unscrew the shells with your free hand

[ExtremeODD]

if its an old standard hopper, whyd u stick ur hand in, u can run water through it!:confused:

[penguinpunk555]

SCREEWS ARE STRIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I can't screew with my left hand anyways.I didn't feel like leaving the room.

[personman]

Ah.. if you cant unscrew it then get some lard and smear it all over your hand.. then when you have your hand out you will have an anti friction shell that will make your gun go 23403695309609547695437936097096537065498 bps

[penguinpunk555]

I guess I won't need to ever get a forcefeed if I do that. You should test it.

[felony]

If you are serious, try getting someone to drive over your hand with the hopper on. That will work.

Maybe try eating the hopper??

On second though, I would punch a whole through a drywall, that will get peoples attention, and they will be like, OMG OMG, a hopper just came through the wall.

Seriously though, try filling it with paint and hooking it up to your marker. See if it loads faster, maybe you came up with a new invention.

dan

[penguinpunk555]

I I I don't know what to do.My hopper doesn't taste good. eeeeewwwww.

[ExtremeODD]

it would be hard to fill with ur HAND in the loading port.... u would have to load like 1 ball at a time

[spydervenom]

1. get a pic
2. cut it off
3. get a pic


in that order.

[Pariel]

LOL, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. However, I'm pretty sure he made it up, so no worries. However, if it really IS stuck, grab a hammer and hit it. A lot.

[agdemagman69]

First stick the whole thing in a pot of orange soda, then stick in in the freezer for a couple hours... then BAM it'll taste good

[penguinpunk555]

Go on yahoo and im paintballdude80 I can show you on my webcam thing.

[spydervenom]

hahah...someone get on there and get the pics.

[penguinpunk555]

hurry im gonna try to tear this thing off

[cphilip]

Darwin was right....


:rolleyes:

[SSMercury]

Mmm, if it's an old, VL200 or something, use a 10 ounce hammer.

If it's something electronic, use a 2 lb. sledge.

:D

Honestly, why did you put your hand in it? I just close the lid on mine (VL200), invert it, fill it with water, since it doesn't leak much, then drain. Repea twice=clean, wet hopper. Let air dry.

When my micromag gets here, I'll look at something electronic.

[LaW]

Originally posted by cphilip
Darwin was right....


:rolleyes:


:D

[wimag]

Originally posted by Rather
well you can either amputate...or you can go and unscrew all the screws and take the halves apart so you can take your hand out that way...unless your hand is still too big to pull out then. :p

if you amputate make sure you do it correctly. Start just above the shoulder blades, that should prevetn any further problems.

I cant believe you really started a thread on this. Get off the net and take care of it.

[xmetal2001]

Just take you hand out, both you and I know you can if you want to.:rolleyes:

[penguinpunk555]

I got it off.I signed off yahoo.You missed it.MY hand is all pale now.

[rikkter]

if you got it in, it'll come out, unless your hand magically swollen some how...

just yank it out man lol.

now i'm wondering what the next one will be.. *recalls a rescue 911 episode where a man got his penis stuck in a jet port in a pool....*

[painball]

Please don't ever reproduce.

[Hexis]

Sawzall!
https://www.milwaukeeconnect.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/met/html/images/mediumprod/6537-22.jpg
(http://www.milwaukeetools.com/sawzall.html)

Nuff said.

[davidnj]

:mad: you got it off without a picture. Oh well true or not the thread was amusing :cool:

[SpecialBlend2786]

Originally posted by painball
Please don't ever reproduce.

hahahahaha ouch.

[penguinpunk555]

Free at last free at last

[AngelBoy]

You are bizarre.

[.tMan]

your a discrace to Wisconsinites

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO IM NOT THE ONLY IDIOT AROUND HERE!

[Evil1]

A picture would have been nice. I hope you learned a lesson from all this.

[bornl33t]

now I see how the judge though spilling coffee on yourself was worth 40 grand...NOT.. moron, sell your stuff and buy books till you have the mental kapasity to handle a hopper :rolleyes:

[robdamanii]

If this isn't a hoax my faith in humanity went right out the window.

[1stdeadeye]

You had faith in humanity?:rolleyes:

:p

[oldsoldier]

Stupid SHOULD hurt!!! Break the damned thing! Its plastic! Jeez, dont have kids!!!

[JesseB]

hehe you got your hand stuck in a hopper...

You should have hit yourself repeatedly in the head with the hopper until it broke.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by penguinepunk555
Yea,um I was cleaning out my hopper and stuck it in to far and its like stuck now. :( What should I do?

Maybe unclench your fist next time!:rolleyes:

*me feels far more intelligent after reading your posts*:p

[PolishSausage]

Break it...then chop off your penis, people like you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

[tony3]

Ok, the whole "dont reproduce thing has been said about 3 times, it was funny the first time and lost its luster very fast.

[frost]

umm i just tried to get my hand stuck in my hopper and yea all's i got were a few scratches

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

well i'm a skinny guy so i can't get my hand stuck in my hopper

[f3rr3+]

Ok, people if your dumb enough to get your hand stuck in anything but a <this would definitly get me baned so ima just stop with that> then the first thing i did DEFINITLY WOULDNT BE anouncing to everyone on the forums how dumb i am and the first thing i WOULD DO is come up with a logical solution.... like unscrewing it, and if that didnt work i would def. just break a half..... 6 dollar mistake i will never do again....


BUT IF I WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO WASTE MY TIME POST IT TO THE WORLD.... ,which by the time i posted the info the OTHER ME would have my hand out, by the time the first person posted i would have my hand out....


maybey i would post it as a funny story to make others laugh... but def. not a "help me ima good argument for mercy killing thread"...

oh yeah and for the sake of our gene pool i hope you kidding...


/Rant Off

EDIT: i just read up a few posts about stuff getting old so just fyi i didnt read anything before i posted, so dont flame my arse off if i repeated something

EDIT: i just thought about how its damn near impossible to get your hand stuck, and now im sure your lying.... but my post is slightly amusing... at least to me it is

[spydervenom]

will someone at least go stick their hand in their hopper and pretend its stuck so you can post pics to make me laugh again?

[penguinpunk555]

I can stick my hand back in it. Then go on yahoo and then On the webcam you can take a screenshot.




This was a very small hopper smaller then standard size.

[Smoke]

Nate.......you're a moron.....

[penguinpunk555]

:D and the captian of your spawn off team.:D

[Smoke]

Originally posted by penguinepunk555
:D and the captian of your spawn off team.:D

<---Contemplates making your team our pod *****es.

[penguinpunk555]

As Bender would say "byte my shinny ***!"

[Smoke]

On second thought....you'd probably get your hand stuck in one of our pods.....then we'd have to buy a new pod.

[penguinpunk555]

HeHe.:D

Geoff said your not the brightest person either.

[Smoke]

Originally posted by penguinepunk555
HeHe.:D

Geoff said your not the brightest person either.

I doubt that.

BTW, I can see your next thread now....."Face stuck in toaster".

[AutomagRT1483]

First of all, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:p :D


Secondly, Im seeing that "Face in Toaster" forming already. Keep it up buddy. :rolleyes:

[Leroy717]

get a hammer and bust the mother open

[TheAmazingJelloMag]

Hey smoke i donwana be your pod***** and at least zI'm semi intelligent i'm getting almoast straight a's

[Bad_Dog]

how bout putting a rope around the hopper and tying it to a bridge then jumping off it:confused:

(dont really do it)

[f3rr3+]

^^ dont listen to him, DO IT!

[dinger]

oh darn.. i just got my toe stuck in my tank..

but to make it worse, i just got my finger stuck in my hpr!! that and my tongue is stick in my valve!!


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