Your favorite qoute

[Automaggin2]

What is your absolute favorite qoute

Mine is


"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all the time,
and have the time of your life"

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

my sig :)

[Benfica4ever]

"if theres one thing ive learned these 12 years, its that math isnt my strong point in academics, but english i done really good at"

[UltimatePaintballer]

i can't think of one i like but one i hate is

shut up brain or ill stab you with a q-tip

[03vert]

"Im here to kick *** and chew bubble gum, and im all outta buble gum..."

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I have a couple.

"Throw a rock into a pack of dogs. The one that yelps the loudest is the one that got hit."

"You can live for many causes, but only die for one. Chose that one very carfully."

"I fear neither death or pain. Only failure."

"I want to stand my ground unshaking. I want to tremble when I kneel."

"Never Get Your Hopes Up, It Makes Disappointment Alot Easier."

And finally the most paintball related one

"The haze clears on a sunday."

Oh one more paintball related but incredibly long.

"Why the travel, the losses, hours of practice? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just to potent, the products of the road, are memories forever. At tournaments it feels like for once you actually get to live as loud as you want. Its worth the sacrifices, its worth all the bullcrap. Because if you work hard enough a Sunday will roll around and you’ll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among five. Playing for the world title and suddenly all those clichés that you’ve ever heard make sense, and you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player and this moment, right here, is my life. "

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by UltimatePaintballer
i can't think of one i like but one i hate is

shut up brain or ill stab you with a q-tip

from a tshirt at hot topic

[UltimatePaintballer]

Originally posted by Automaggin2


from a tshirt at hot topic

no:rolleyes: i hate hot topic

[Python14]

Keep on Keepin' on

[FalconGuy016]

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Dan Quayle

[1stdeadeye]

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I am not sure about the former though!"-Albert Einstein

[Xerces]

http://www.fallingaway.com/ao_upload/bible.jpg

[Python14]

"I don't worry too much. The way I see it, things can be one of two different things. They can either be things I can't change or help, so I don't worry about things I can't change or fix. Things can also be within my control and something I can fix. I don't worry about those things because I can do something about them."

-Hal Adkins

[Carnage]

" Just because I'm better than you, doesn't mean I have a big ego."

"(,,,)(^__^)(,,,)"

[gamarada717]

Sometimes I think some people here need to read this one.

Humor is like a rubber sword....it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

[Johnny_Reb]

"Expect the Best, Prepare for the Worst"-Benjamin Franklin.

[Southpaw]

"Peace in our times" I think it was Truman about germany just before WWII great quote also "Ech bin eyne Berliner" J.F.K. My german is not too good and I am drunk but loosely translated I am a Pastery :D good stuff

[masterninja]

"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"

[magsRus]

Originally posted by SpongeBobSquarePants



And finally the most paintball related one

"The haze clears on a sunday



That line is very similar to a song from Jimmy Eat World on their album Clarity made in '98-'99
Jimmy Eat World- Sunday

The haze clears from your eyes on a sunday




"Do or do not, there is no try" -Yoda (empire strikes back)

[Sir_Brass]

"Let's Roll."

"Better to be quiet and be thought a fool, rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"Jesus Christ is life; the rest is just paintball."

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Originally posted by magsRus




That line is very similar to a song from Jimmy Eat World on their album Clarity made in '98-'99
Jimmy Eat World- Sunday

The haze clears from your eyes on a sunday




"Do or do not, there is no try" -Yoda (empire strikes back)

Hrmmm, didn't know that :)

[Tobe2be]

whoever did that in the bathroom needs to start eating right and go see a doctor" - Tunaman, AOSC 2

Baseball is all wrong man with 4 balls cant walk.

[impostal22]

-"I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY REGRET I
HAVE WAS THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL SO I COULD
CONVERSE WITH THOSE PEOPLE"

-"REPUBLICANS UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF BONDAGE BETWEEN A MOTHER
AND CHILD." (on Republican family values)

-"WHAT A WASTE IT IS TO LOSE ONE'S MIND. OR NOT TO HAVE A MIND IS
BEING VERY WASTEFUL. HOW TRUE THAT IS (attempting to quote the line "a mind is a terrible
thing to waste")

"IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO"

-all Dan Quayle...sigh lol.

[Sparq]

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey

Almost anything else by him too...the man is a genius.

---
"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

[jdev]

"next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water"

-not sure who said this

"Tell me and I forget, show me and I remember, involve me and I understand."

-confucious

"its not what you meant to do, its what you did'

-not sure

"Liquor is good. Stay in milk. Drink your drugs. Don't do school"

-me


"hate destroys life, life creates hate"

-my brother and his friend

[TraXeR]

"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me" speach by Aragorn in RotK movie.

[Quiet]

University Students Mantra

-Coffee should be as strong as hell, black as death, and sweet as love

Winston Churchill

-Yes Madam I am drunk, but you are ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober

Mark Twain

-Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest

[ASDadam]

"Sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes i don't"
- Almond Joy and Mounds

Someone took my Duke Nukem quote so i'm leaving you all with that one.

[devildog]

once i ate a wookie, he was chewy

[bleachit]

"Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon."
- Ralph Wiggum

"Eh, you gotta nuke something."
- Nelson Muntz

[bunkermaster10]

" Say ello to my lil' FRIEND"- Scarface

I love that whole line.

[Jeffy-CanCon]

"It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't"
-Gibby Hayes

[1stdeadeye]

If it's free, it's for me!

It is better to beg forgiveness then ask permission.

[Bad_Dog]

"I dont get revenge..... but oooh boy do I get even"

[Chojin Man]

"It tastes like burning" -Ralph Wiggum

"Check your junk"

"I loved Canada before it was cool." -me

[RamboPreacher]

Paintball is fun! - by: RamboPreacher

[Hasty8]

"I don't make things complicated. they get that way all by themselves." Mel Gibson; Lethal Weapon.

"Assassians!" Conductor Arturo Toscaninni to his orchestra.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Sir Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets a chance to put it's pants on." Sir Winston Churchill

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." Sir Winston Churchill

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Sir Winston Churchill

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." Flannery O'Connor

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate." Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was.

[Latchkey]

"It is better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

[supershifty]

Involvement and commitment is like a ham and eggs breakfast. The chicken was involved, but the pig was committed.

[Digits]

Both from Scarface..

"All I got are my word and my balls, and I don't break em' for nobody"

and

"Say ello' to my lil' friend"

Great movie :D

[Prezents]

"It's hard to play with the Boys in the Hood when your stuck with the hicks in the sticks"

Humor is a shift of whit, that was a whif of sh**

[wish-had-a-mag]

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"-Yogi Berra

[Torbo]

life is a game of inches.

living is the 6 inches in front of your face

we have the rest of our lives to be mediocre

[Collegeboy]

How do you know you believe something, if you can not question it?

Socrates

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.

We must become the change we want to see.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~ M.K. Gandhi

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
~ Mark Twain

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
~ Zig Ziglar

[notime2smile]

"do you know what it is like to try and masterbate in an armwar?"

movie on encore not sure of name, but has something to do with a house, funny as heck qoute, had to be there i guess.

[Timmee]

"They were on that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"

Jeff Foxworthy






:D

[Sir_Brass]

"Preach the Gospel every second of every day, and occasionally use words." ~ St. Francis of Assissi

[Jeremizzle]

"Never let school interfear with your education."
-Mark Twain

[the_next_guy_]

speak softly and carry a big stick

[Rumble]

"64k ought to be enough for anybody" -bill gates

[mxrider250]

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and [blank] the prom queen." -The Rock (the movie)

I'm sure you can guess what the [blank] is :p

[Ginjiroku]

Originally posted by Tobe2be
Baseball is all wrong man with 4 balls cant walk.
that is one of the funniest quotes I have heard in a while.

[GhillieGuy]

"It's not the bullet that kills, it's the finger that pulls the trigger"..

Saccaramunga for the man with the golden gun..

[Ultimator]

I have a few, all by Chuck Palahniuk:

"According to the agent, the biggest factor that makes you a saint is the amount of press coverage you get ... for instance, if Jesus Christ had died in prison, with no one watching and with no one there to mourn or torture him, would we be saved? ... The key to salvation is how much attention you get. How high a profile you get. Your audience share. Your name recognition. Your press following. The buzz."

"You realize people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world. It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling."

"You realize there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled? You realize the agent was right. You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne."

"I see in Fight Club, the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential. And, I see squandering. God damn it! An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing car and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very pissed off."

See my signature.

[Warewolf50]

Heres a couple
"Theres an evil monkey in my closet."
"Then i thought to myself wouldnt it be marvilous if i was homosexual"
"Someone peed in my pants"
U know what i havent had in a while....................big league chew."

Arggggggggg i watch way to much familyguy.

[FactsOfLife]

Hesoever that believeth in Me shall have life everlasting.

--HIM

[chizle97]

the one in my sig

"Damn the man. Save the empire!"

"Your a good guitar player. Too bad you have to DIE!"
- empire records

"nobody f$#@s with the jesus"

- the big labowskie

"it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
-American Beauty

[the_next_guy_]

"The kids need to save themselves because the parents have no clue." -Donnie Darko

[HoppysMag]

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
roughly translated "some times i get the urge to conqure large parts of europe. - ceaser, or napolean i forget...

remember, pillage BEFORE you burn.- anon.

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
--Tallentyre/ Voltaire ?

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."-- Sir Winston Churchill

"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
-William Westmoreland

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave."
-James A. LaFond-Lewis

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
-Italian Proverb

"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved."
-Kahlil Gibran

"As I walk through the valley of death i fear no one, because I am the baddest mother****er in the valley"--George Patton

"My job is to kill people and break things." Gen. George S. Patton USA

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero-Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."
-Kahlil Gibran,

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt

"Ours not to reason why
Ours but to do and die."
-Alfred Lord Tennyson

" So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams'
selection from Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."

[Lee]

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
-Ernest Hemingway

"Fast is fine, but accuracy is finer. You have to learn to take you time and do it in a hurry."
-Wyatt Earp


"He had 4 o'clock in the morning courage. You could wake him up at 4 a.m. and tell him his flank had been turned and he'd be as cool as a cucumber."
-Historian Shelby Foote on Ulysses S. Grant

"It's not easy being green."
-Kermit D. Frog

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!!!!"
-Rooster Cogburn

"You could be another Lincoln, with the things that you'd be thinkin', if you only had a brain...."
-the Tinman

"It is said that 90% of life is just showing up. So, now that you're finally here, feel free to get the **** away from me at anytime."
-Me

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
-Verbal Kint

"Always charge an ambush."
-Marine Corps mantra, Viet Nam

[p8ntball1016]

watch the first part of full metal jacket for my favorite quotes.

[tobz]

Are mine, usually drinking...

"Well, I guess you had to be there... but then again, I wasn't there either." - Trying to retell a story while drinking that was originally told to me by my roommate.

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. And I'm not lying.... to you." - Too many shotgunned beers.

"My goal for next semester is to say, 'Devon, I had fun with your sister.'" - My roommate' sister is nice...

Here is a couple from my roommates:

Jon:

"Dude, I just realized backdooring people is cool." - I taught Jon how to play counterstrike and he shot someone in the back.

"Dude, I just smoked my dongle." - He broke his dongle for his network cable.


Devon:
"I'm just tryin' to get Dustin's *** goin'.." - Not sure..

And lastly, a drunk girl that I had at my apartment a couple weeks ago..

"T.J., is your name Michael?"

Those are classics from my apartment.. Maple 203

Peace.

T.J.

[trevorjk]

"F--- that *hit" me

[Southpaw]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein-

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan-

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-Ronald Reagan-
Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
-Anonymous-

[Rooster]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. ... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." ~ Jayne Cobb

"Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak." ~ Jayne Cobb

"we could play shut the hell up, is that a fun game ?" ~ Jayne Cobb

"Ask yerself afore you act, "Am I willing to relocate?" ~ Jayne Cobb

"Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap some gorram idjit upside the head. " ~ Jayne Cobb

"To get your answers, you just need to scare him. Pain is scary. " ~ Jayne Cobb

Its like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain - Captain Murphy

On a scale of 1 to awsome, I'm super great. ~ Strong Bad


They are afraid they will be seen as nothing, it is liberating to know I am nothing. ~ me


An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. ~ M.K. Gandhi

"Thats only true if you are too stupid and backwards to invent something that protects your eyes and puts out the eyes of your enemies." - me

[totalknockout]

all i have in this world is my balls, and my word and i dont break um for nobody scarface


I think some people should get all of there tools taken away from them from being stupid and tearin 8 paintball guns up in 3 months and havin there mommy buy them new ones. totalknockout


I think excuses are like buttholes they all stink

coach bailey

my foot is gonna have a apointment with your butt if you dont stop
coach bailey

[f3rr3+]

Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.

-Marcus Aurilius

(for those of you who dont know him, DIE!!!!!!!!!!)

[breg]

Our only hope is that we have gone to such extent that anyone in the position to bring the hammer down has no chance of believing anything we have done.

Hope? Hope is the carrot dangled infront of the tired draft horse to make it go further. I suggest that we remove the carrot and go forward with our eyes open.

[Creative Mayhem]

I don't really know any good quotes that are thought provocing, but I have been saying something to my friends for as long as i can remember.

"Life is too short, not to get what you want" - Me

I try my best to live up to this quote/phylosify(sp?), but sometimes life itself gets in the way.

[bleachit]

"Mr. Simpson, I must ask you to pay for your purchases and leave and Come again"
-Apu

[Komoh]

"To live outside the law,
you must be honest"

Don't know who said it but it is the truth

[FactsOfLife]

For all you pacifistic types....

"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving an entire nation of arms as the blackest."

-- M. Ghandi

"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."

-- the Dalai Lama

[Collegeboy]

And from the other side

Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong; and multiplies, instead of indemnifying losses.
- Thomas Jefferson

True pacifism is not unrealistic submission to an evil power. ...It is rather a courageous confrontation with evil by the power of love, in the faith that it is better to be the recipient of violence than the inflicter of it, since the latter only multiplies the existence of violence and bitterness in the universe, while the former may develop a sense of shame in the opponent, and thereby bring about a transformation and change of heart.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know war as few other men now living know it, and nothing to me is more revolting. I have long advocated its complete abolition, as its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a method of settling international disputes.
- Douglas MacArthur

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason.
- H.L. Mencken

[HoppysMag]

to counter that of Margaret Mead

Never underestimate the power of stupid people, in large groups.



"the only true international language is that of the fist" -un known

and in responce to all pacifist quotes

"In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up."
-Martin Niemöller


Still wanna sit around, see if things will work themselves out?

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
-Albert Einstein


"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph."
-Haile Selassie

[WickeDKlowN]

“The odds of being singled out for a lawsuit are 56 million to one. The odds of being struck by lightning are about 90 times greater, but I still go out in the rain.”

Someon taking about downloading music.

[laxkid]

Originally posted by NotDrunkenPenguin
We made one of my friends brake a white fill paintball in his mouth, and ooze it down his chin, it looked like someone splooged on his face it was funny as hell, if only i had my camera. :(

originally posted on pbn

[Southpaw]

the mass graves of this world are filled with pacifists and people who could not defend themselves
-Southpaw-

[Southpaw]

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
-John Stuart Mill-

What if we dont play this game
-Southpaw-

[Collegeboy]

It amazes me how people feel that pacifism means the willingness to do nothing, and war is the willingness to do something, when in fact, it is reversed.

Collegeboy

[SlipknotX556]

"STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON" -Compton A** Terry

[RenagadeOfFunk]

From the Simpsons


Lenny (to Homer): "I thought a man with two wives would be the happiest man alive."
Carl (to Lenny): "No, you mean a man with two knives..."

*camera goes to Moe*

Moe (holding two knives): "Oh man, this is great!"


"We cross the line from being child into becomeing adults when we stop saying "It got lost" and say "I lost it"-me
"The only way to change your future is to know your past"-unknown
"It takes less time to do something right the explain why you did it wrong" - Henry Waddsworth Longfellow
"BOTH optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimists invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute!"

My paintball theme
"You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you have to suit up from them all"

[Sir_Brass]

"There is a time for peace and a time for war. The trick is to figure out what time it is." ~me

"Player, check your hopper! No, not the hopper on your gun, I mean your . . . hopper." ~ unknown ref trying to tell a player to check his groin for a hit.

"All I have left are my balls and my honor, and I bust them for nobody!" ~ Scarface

[HoppysMag]

Originally posted by Collegeboy
It amazes me how people feel that pacifism means the willingness to do nothing, and war is the willingness to do something, when in fact, it is reversed.

Collegeboy

although you are right, in part, in description. but in practice. pacifist offer nothing constructive.Believing things can happen doesnt mean they will. so you are wasting your effort and and time. and in no way is it reversed. to think that no physical action is justified is rediculous. to think that all things can be solved peacefully is an unrealistic story book fantasy.im not a war monger but i know the truth.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." -Theodore Roosevelt
wanna know the last "negotiations" i can think of. november of 1941. with the japanese. so much for peace huh?


peace is the first option. but you must "Hope for peace, but prepare for war" - i forget who. there are many good peacefull solution but i can prove to you steel triumphs when words failed.
and people please stop quoteing yourself...

( lets end the political discussion. if u do wanna continue. PM)

[SlipknotX556]

"The whistles just go WOOOOO WOOOOOO" - Bubb Rubb

[Rooster]

"Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding."

Ralphie was far from a genius and barely an intellectual. That anyone would buy into his rubbish can only explain why people bought into Hitler's rubbish. Insignificant minds needed something to buy into. Peace can never be obtained through understanding, because true peace would require complete understanding. Neither is possible. However true peace can be achieved through complete genocide, which is perhaps the most horrible act of war. Its amazing Ralphie was so wrong. Remember Ralphie if your nose bleeds it’s because you are picking your nose too much, or not enough.


"It amazes me how people feel that pacifism means the willingness to do nothing, and war is the willingness to do something, when in fact, it is reversed."

I have never believed that pacifism means the willingness to do nothing; I have always believed that pacifism means the over-abundance of stupidity to see reason beyond one's own ignorant beliefs.

[Southpaw]

I know part of this is my fault but if we want to do this lets make a new thread! This should not get closed like it will in a few more posts!

[Cheeseball24]

"I think you need some face time with sweet lady brick."

[Sir_Brass]

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt." ~ unknown

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by Sir_Brass
"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt." ~ unknown

--samuel clemens said that.

"I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees."

[p8ntball1016]

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-- Plato

"I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. --Robin Williams

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
--Jimi Hendrix

[krafty]

"The Oneness is directly proportional to the Coldness of the One. A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all" - Strong Bad

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" - Eric Cartman

"We meet again, Vending Devil. Empty your bladder of that bitter black urine men call Coffee! It has it's price and that price has been paid!" - The Tick (FOX live-action)

[Southpaw]

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
-Emo Phillips-

[Collegeboy]

"Statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception."
-- Mark Twain, Chronicle of Young Satan

"I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it." --President Dwight D. Eisenhower

"The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?" --Pablo Casals

“We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.”
--John F. Kennedy, 20th anniversary of the Voice of America, 2/26/62

"Preventive war was an invention of Hitler. Frankly, I would not even listen
to anyone seriously that came and talked about such a thing."
-- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

"Making peace, I have found, is much harder than making war."
--Gerry Adams

"I criticize America because I love her. I want her to stand as a moral example to the world." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Southpaw]

Ok a new thread to post political quotes is open here is the link http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117942

[DiSoRdeR]

"4/3 of people have trouble with fractions"
"I put the FU in FUN"
:D

[cphilip]

Keep it non political or the thread is dead. Got it?

[SyntaxError]

My favorite quote:

"I felt like I was reborn. All the nervousness went away and was replaced with this powerful feeling of calm and control. As the show progressed I metamorphosized into a different person. All the bad self esteem and insecurity melted away and was replaced by confidence and conviction. I was not a greaser, a jock, or any other label kids put on you in school. I was Steve Vai and I was playing my guitar and it didn't matter if I was cute, ugly, cool, liked or disliked. That damn guitar and the feeling of being on the stage changed my entire view of who I was, and what the world meant to me. I was 13 years old and discovered there was no turning back. This is what I wanted to do, had to do, and was destined to do in this particular life. It was very nice." - Steve Vai


Inspires me to practice anytime I'm feeling like crap...

[mcveighr]

"I don't care what they say, I'm not being an Engineer they can all just suck my..."

[MadChild]

"Keep friends close and show enemies what unfriendly is"
-MadChild

"Soon you'll find yourself under the influence"
-Prevail

"i hate the way i act when im drunk but i drink"
-MadChild

"people like you make me emo"
-whitney anne smith

"I'm outta my mind, but ill be right back"
-MC

[MiniMag84]

Originally posted by cphilip
Keep it non political or the thread is dead. Got it?

w00t

[rehme]

this is a preaty sick one and dont know if was posted or not.


i eat vegatables, now what do i do with the wheelchairs.

[MagMan5446]

"Woe to you my Princess, when I come, I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body."
-- Sigmund Freud

[supershifty]

My favorite quote has to be

"An eye for an eye makes a blind world"

[-Carnifex-]

Originally posted by Rooster
"Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding."

Ralphie was far from a genius and barely an intellectual. That anyone would buy into his rubbish can only explain why people bought into Hitler's rubbish. Insignificant minds needed something to buy into. Peace can never be obtained through understanding, because true peace would require complete understanding. Neither is possible. However true peace can be achieved through complete genocide, which is perhaps the most horrible act of war. Its amazing Ralphie was so wrong. Remember Ralphie if your nose bleeds it’s because you are picking your nose too much, or not enough.



You just agreed with him.

[Rooster]

Complete understanding, aka, omnipotence. Can beings that are omnipotent find true peace? Maybe. Can humans? No.

[-Carnifex-]

Through understanding they can.

[FactsOfLife]

"You persist in trolling, you're gone."

--Miscue



:D

[Rooster]

Incorrect. Humans can never understand everything. Peace between humans is impossible. And to demonstate the fact that true peace is impossible, as long as one person is willing to do bodily harm to another human, even though they understand everything about another person, true peace doesn't exist. I'm willing to be that person. I'm willing to know everything about you and still to bodily harm to you. Why? To prove I'm right. And that is why true peace can never exist (or at least as long as I'm alive, which is all I care about). So how can true peace exist, if I'm willing to destroy it?

[-Carnifex-]

Exactly, through understanding there can be peace. He never once said it was attainable.

Edit: I believe understanding brings about tolerance and acceptance, but I'm not going to argue it. I just wanted to refute that Emerson was a blowhard.

[tony3]

"The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one, last gasping breath I'd apoligize for bleeding on your shirt" taking back sunday-your so last summer

"Don't hold your breath, you'll only make things worse."Taking Back Sunday-Cute without the e cut from the team

"Your so guilty it's disgusting."Taking Back Sunday-Blue channel

"Like puddles in the rain, we wash away."Taking Back Sunday-The things we'll never know

"you said "we're only friends." yeah, real good friends, i bet. i bet." Taking Back Sunday-The Ballad of Sal Villanueva

"well which would you prefer, My finger on the trigger, or me face down, down across your floor" Taking Back Sunday-Cute without the E cut from the team

"Hoping for the best is hoping nothing happens"Taking Back Sunday-Cute without the E cut from the team

"No longer cool, but a boy in a stitch,
unprepared for a life full of lies and failing relationships."Brand New-Sic Transit Gloria

"He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
He's holding back from telling her
exactly what it really feels like."Brand New-Sic Transit Gloria

"Back in school they never taught us
what we needed to know
Like how to deal with despair
or someone breakin your heart"Brand New-77 times 7

"They say you need to pray
if you want to go to heaven
But they don't tell you what to say
when your whole life has gone to Hell!"Brand New-77 times 7

"Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish
I've seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope there's ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield"Brand New-77 times 7

[Rooster]

"Exactly, through understanding there can be peace. He never once said it was attainable.

Edit: I believe understanding brings about tolerance and acceptance, but I'm not going to argue it. I just wanted to refute that Emerson was a blowhard."

Then what he said is tantamount to: "If I knew everything, I would be the smartest man alive." No kidding. What good are grand statments of purpose, if they can't be applied to reality? They mean nothing. Emerson was not just a blowhard, but a self-important blowhard. While I find Henry David Thoreau extremely banal and asinine (why use civil disobediance within the system, when you can use civil unrest and overthrow the system, unless your idea wasn't that popular and no one would have backed a revolution, so you should have just kept your mouth shut) at least he had the fortitude to test his ideas. Emerson just spouted platitudes to the mindless masses.

[-Carnifex-]

He didn't say that at all. It was more than likely a reference to Transcedentalism than the world, i.e. communion with nature bringing about a sense of peace.