Voting will now commence for the SEXYTURTLE ANODIZING CONTEST!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Ladies and gentle the time has finally arrived, we will now commence voting!

This is how it will work: Each member may only send in 1 VOTE via email, Cast your vote on the SUBJECT LINE(nothing more, nothing less). Voting will last indefinitely until we see fit to end it. The top 5 entrees will then advance to the final round! Then you will vote to see who wins $100 AND A FREE ANODIZING JOB!

Send all votes(IN THE SUBJECT LINE ONLY) to - [email protected]

Visit our website at http://www.sexyturtle.com

Here are the entrees:

1. Bill May’s Super Happy Cool Fun-Time Paintball Emporium

2. Ye Olde Anodizery

3. Bill May’s Extra Chromosome Anodizing

4. Bill May's Radioactive Turtle Friends

5. Bill May’s Super legitimate Anodizing Service

6. The Stupendous Bill May and his Paintball Emporium

7. Bigger than Jesus Anodizing

8. Bill May's economical quality anodizing

9. Bill May's quality slave labor anodizing camp!

10. Bill Mays won't quit his day job ano

11. BITE ME or Bill's Information & Technical Expertise (in) Metallurgy & Electrolysis

12. Bill May's surpassingly cheap anno center

13. Bill May's minimal-profit drivin anno service

14. One Two Anno My Shoe Three Four Anno The Door

15. Double Stampies No Erasies Annodizing

16. The Best Annodizing Times Infinite + 2

17. All Your Anno Are Belong To Us

18. The Ultra Stupendous Happy Star Paint Palace

19. Big Gay Bill's Annodizing

20. Bill Mays Going Ano Craz

21. Little Bill and the Naughty Finger Anodizing

22. PMS Anodizing.... "Let enraged women go wild on your gun!!!"

23. Bill's House Of Hot Annodizing Action!

24. Welfare Annodizing

25. To Lame To Make Up A Name Annodizers

26. Bill Mays excellent anodizing adventure

27. Bill May is GOD Anodizing

28. Bill May is above GOD Anodizing

29. Sexy Bill May

30. Bill May's Radioactive Turtle Fiends

31. Billy May's Oxy-Anno

32. crazy men and an anno bath

33. Ano-Mano

34. You wanted what color? Oh Sh*T!" inc.

35. Better than sex with Bill May Annodizing

36. Chunky Funky Monkey

37. I Like Eggs

38. Bill May is Sexy

39. Paintballing is Like a Box Of Chocoletes

40. Eat My PooPoo

41. Colored PooPoo Anodizing

42. Flamable Kittys

43. I Am A Gay Moose

44. Moo Cow Inc.

45. Flying Poo Anodizing

46. World's Best No-Name Anno

47. K-Mart Anodizing

48. POO- performing over others

49. PIMP-Perfection In Marker Purdieness

50. Super Uber Color Kings

51. Bill May's Huge Corporation that Conquers Everybody

52. NTAC Anno ... No Talent *** Clown Anno

53. Bill May's hyper super shining chocolate rising ultimate happy hampster dance attack annodizing

54. The Billy May Foundation

55. The Annodizers formely known as Sexy Turtle

56. Big Bill's Affordable Annodizing

57. Cap'n Bill's Anodizing Emporium

58. Poop stain

59. We're Better Than the Other Guys Annodizing

60. Groovytastical Annodizing

61. Eptileptic Seizure Inducing Annodizing

62. Go Go Anno Rangers

63. Short Bus Anodizing

64. more gooder anodizing

65. YAY! annodizing

66. Bananas in Pajamas anno

67. You send us your manhood, we turn it different colors.

68. FU Annodizing- Freaking Ungodly Anodizing

69. BUMA- Bill's Ungodly Master Annodizing


***Again please put your choice on the subject line! Not in the email!***

[FreakBaller12]

wow i actually made the list:D

32. crazy men and an anno bath

[Python14]

I say 35...I don't know why it makes me laugh but it does.

[JT2002]

personally i dont like either of them. idk what your motive is but most of those names dont imho (not trying to bash or pick fights) reflect the name of a quality, respectful, reputable, and professional anno company. imo you should look for a name that isnt so "Lets make a joke" and more, "professional" if you will.
i dont think timmys would be so popular if bob had decided to call them the bob long "shizzle my nizzle, or gay bandcamp men gun..." do you? ;) :rolleyes: :p :D :D :eek: :cool: :D

[UltimatePaintballer]

well thinking of a professional name, im not going with any long ones cause they don't sound right. the only one that really sounds good and is short is

Big Gay Al's Annodizing

BGAA!

[JT2002]

its late but heres my vote... :D

Chicago Anodizing .inc
Chicago Anodizers .inc
Chicago Pro anno
Chicago Professional Annodizing
Bill May's Chicago Ultimate Anno
May's ano .inc
Bill May's annodizing service

lol late but wat the heck, i like em over the otehrs lol
;) :rolleyes: :p :cool: :D

btw, if the city of anno shop is wrong. lmk and just replace it with right one

[coolcatpete]

# 10 #10
Pete

[Automaggin2]

Ye Ole Anodizery

[Rather]

My fav's are #63,16, 5. They are funny, unique, and I wouldn't be (too) questionable about sending my gun to the company with either of those names.

[RRfireblade]

Geez, all mine were better than that whole list and not one of them made it. :rolleyes:

Maybe you guys didn't get mine. :(

Jay.

[Gunga]

You're not seriously going to use any of those are you?

[LaW]

Originally posted by JT2002
personally i dont like either of them. idk what your motive is but most of those names dont imho (not trying to bash or pick fights) reflect the name of a quality, respectful, reputable, and professional anno company. imo you should look for a name that isnt so "Lets make a joke" and more, "professional" if you will.



And he wonders why people would never use his business. Everything he says, the way he conducts himself, the name of his company all of this is negatively affecting his ability to establish any kind of reputable busienss.

I am not sure if he runs this whole annodizing thing himself since he is only 14 but if he does I think he should try starting over with a more professional approach. If there is a more grown up individual involved, that person really needs to step in and help this kid out.

Everything he posts, his website, his company name, the names he wants to change to represent in my eyes disrespectful, unprofessional, and immature business practices.

If this is the direction he wants to go, obviously its only my opinion and does not need to be taken to heart. Just my .02's

Of the above names I dont like any of them, perhaps something simple and professional like along the lines of JT2002's suggestions, although I dont like his suggestions they are a lot "cleaner" and more "professional"... Unless of course this is not what your company is all about. Perhaps its more about Cheap, fast and easy annodizing for people that dont want that best? Of course it I jumped to conclusions like that what kind of a person would I be?

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

LaW you understand that this isnt my company correct? i just work for them and we aren't based in Chicago, the shop is in Virginia.

[alexrusek]

I got a good one

Mayday Anodizing


mayday as in an internationally recognized distress signal via radiotelephone


I think thats actually a good one!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol sorry we aren't taking anymore entrees

[.tMan]

hiring a 14 year old as a business partner

yeah sounds pro to me

[JT2002]

yep heh. sry suicidal but i dont think your gonna get much business in the direction your going. just my opinion

[LaW]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
LaW you understand that this isnt my company correct? i just work for them and we aren't based in Chicago, the shop is in Virginia.


You advertise like its yours. Like Tanner Johnson said, a 14 year old as a business partner... some business.

You have nothing to do with the company really then correct? You live in illinois? So you dont actually see the anno process or the work being done do you?

To put all of this in the hands of a 14 year old with no business experience... I am sorry but this business has serious issues that wont be solved with an even more immature name.

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
lol sorry we aren't taking anymore entrees

Do you remember getting any from me?

[email protected]


Jay.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

all entrees were suppose to be submitted to the email adress provided in the thread. if you accidently send them to me i forwarded them to bill.

[RRfireblade]

Oh well,I thought some were good.

It is hard to compete with "I am a gay moose" though.

[xrancid_milkx]

My fav:


You wanted what color? Oh Sh*T!" inc.

[Grasshopper]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
Ye Ole Anodizery

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
Ye Ole Anodizery


ditto

[TheDoveDecends]

guys when he posted on this earlier.. he asked for comical entires. Not professional and serious ones..

[JT2002]

Originally posted by TheDoveDecends
guys when he posted on this earlier.. he asked for comical entires. Not professional and serious ones..
well then, good luck in the business. youll need it imo :D nothing personal. (just your representation)

btw i think its about time you g uys at sexy turtle show us how good or bad your anno jobs are, i dont think ive seen anything that you guys have done yet

[Matt1427]

number 19 is the best. or 35

[BobTheCow]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
49. PIMP-Perfection In Marker Purdienesslol, no contest. :p

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

vote vote vote

[mag-hatter]

WTF?! i sent some in and you didnt put them up. dont give me that "huh they wern't good" crap because you put those other worthless ones up there like "poop stain" and "i am a gay moose"

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by mag-hatter
WTF?! i sent some in and you didnt put them up. dont give me that "huh they wern't good" crap because you put those other worthless ones up there like "poop stain" and "i am a gay moose"

Same here,now they can go jump in a lake.:rolleyes:

[JT2002]

lmao. as far as im concerned, this "company" if it ever was anything close to that, is dead

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

nahz, we're very much still alive

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by JT2002
lmao. as far as im concerned, this "company" if it ever was anything close to that, is dead


LOL, Yea, whoever names there company Sexy Turtle is kinda nutty. Suicidal, how old are you, honstly, dont lie, 13?


N o offense, but looking at the pics on your website, it looks like you do some rather LOW quality annodizing, cookie cutter fades and such

[Bad_Dog]

wow, I hate to be the party pooper here guys buy whats with all the critizism? From the looks of it things like this "N o offense, but looking at the pics on your website, it looks like you do some rather LOW quality annodizing, cookie cutter fades and such" arnt neccessisary...? He didnt do anything to call for harsh remarks, and or flaming, actually I give SuiciDal Sn Y p ER props for being mature about some of your comments (by not retaliating). Maby he put those funny names in the list to make people laugh, or to bring a smile to your face when you're reading through it?? but no people dont think about it, some of you are just mad because their entries werent picked...

"Suicidal, how old are you, honstly, dont lie, 13?" What does age have anything to do with any of this? He could be 8 and it would make no difference! Automaggin2... your the one who's acting like the 13 year old.

Some people really need to lighten up, take a breather, and step away from the keyboard...

Good luck with your name pickin'...:)

[Automaggin2]

I dont really care what you say, you obviously wernt around for the original thread about his annodizing company, where he got ripped a new one.

[JT2002]

ohhhhhh, please show! :D :D

[RenagadeOfFunk]

Wheres my...

Bill May Gay Spray, Inc.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i wasn't the one that started the original thread, actually i was one of the people that critisized the original thread.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

top 5 will be posted shortly

[03vert]

Ok props to snyper for this thread cause it is the funniest thing i have ever read. even the one with the play off of "all ur base belong to us". its sort of sad that i get it too... anyways i like #35.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

57#

[andrewnelles]

You ever gonna pick one?

[LaW]

Probably he wont, just more evidence as to how unprofessional this guy he works for is.....

[nate2k191]

#null :

Bill May Gay Spray, Inc.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

contest is still going on :)

[LaW]

3 years later...



Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
contest is still going on :)

[OldSchoolVM68]

#43, "I'm a gay moose" is by far the winner. Its the most creative.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
Voting will last indefinitely until we see fit to end it.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

***UPDATE***
The winner of the contest has been decided, but the new name is not scheduled for release until the new website, which incorporates the name, is online.