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JEDI

01-17-2004, 01:22 AM

In Clare's poster with the Ron Stern sketch, how much air is in her Flatline? Anyone know without looking? Her mag isn't connected, but how much air is in the tank? :D

$tevo

01-17-2004, 01:25 AM

my guess is that it is empty..

JEDI

01-17-2004, 01:37 AM

whoa! Sussex County NJ? Me too!

Well that lasted long... Good guess, yeah the tank is open so it must be empty... But why does the input gauge have a reading?

Demobilized

01-17-2004, 01:55 AM

Magic Elves

Chojin Man

01-17-2004, 04:33 AM

aww jeez now when looking at that pic why in the world are you looking at the gage on the tank? There are some way better things to be looking at in that pic.

thecavemankevin

01-17-2004, 09:24 AM

well, not sure about the pressure, but it looks to me like there are three gauges there instead of two

rehme

01-17-2004, 09:27 AM

what about a tank i dont see one in the pic :D

p8ntball1016

01-17-2004, 09:34 AM

whoa! shes holding an xmag. i never noticed that before.:)

wyn1370

01-17-2004, 09:37 AM

yep three gauges, here's a clearer pic and sample of my horrible photo editing skills
http://www.clarebenavides.com/portfolio/images/1.jpg

tony3

01-17-2004, 10:05 AM

Oh so Clare gets the cool fancy stuff, and we just get 2 guages:(, I think it was a bad editing job or something.

50 cal

01-17-2004, 10:49 AM

It's just a poster. There's no hopper on it either, does that make a difference?

ChucktheMAGician

01-17-2004, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by thecavemankevin
well, not sure about the pressure, but it looks to me like there are three gauges there instead of two
Yeah I thought that's what he was trying to point out too. Her underwear is also showing, someone should have told her that before they took the picture:p

Muzikman

01-17-2004, 12:48 PM

That's underwear? I thought that a string was coming off the pants....geez

:D

MantisMag

01-17-2004, 12:58 PM

what are you talking about? it was clare's idea.

clare: is my unda-wears showing?
camera crew: yes ma'am
clare: grood. i mean good... and great. great and good.

Chojin Man

01-17-2004, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by MantisMag
what are you talking about? it was clare's idea.

clare: is my unda-wears showing?
camera crew: yes ma'am
clare: grood. i mean good... and great. great and good.

LMAO "grood"

thei3ug

01-17-2004, 02:26 PM

it's about time someone did this...

it's only been, what... 8 years since the idea started getting thrown around?

Smoke

01-17-2004, 03:36 PM

There's only 2 gauges, that thing in the middle is glare. I'm looking at that poster on my wall...

*goes back to looking*

:D

Scarface

01-17-2004, 03:58 PM

p8ntball1016

01-17-2004, 04:02 PM

Clare

01-17-2004, 05:35 PM

what are you talking about? it was clare's idea. clare: is my unda-wears showing?
camera crew: yes ma'am
clare: grood. i mean good... and great. great and good.

Lol!, SO GOOD! And for the record, it wasn't my idea. :p

yep three gauges, here's a clearer pic and sample of my horrible photo editing skills
I've actually got not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 gauges! That's right, 5. ;) :p

FreakBaller12

01-17-2004, 06:19 PM

on your tank!?
what for, i think your pulling our leg.

ntn4502

01-17-2004, 06:29 PM

No, she's telling the truth, Ive saw it.

p8ntball1016

01-17-2004, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa

Lol!, SO GOOD! And for the record, it wasn't my idea. :p

suuuuuuure it wasnt.;) :p

$tevo

01-17-2004, 07:03 PM

hey jedi where in sussex county do you live? near newton?

JEDI

01-17-2004, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by 50 cal
It's just a poster. There's no hopper on it either, does that make a difference?

Clare doesn't use a hopper. With her goddess like powers she imagines balls in her breech, and *poof* they appear.

...and thats not underwear, its a rip cord to a big inflatable raft incase things get ugly. :D

$tevo - Work in Newton, live in Vernon.

Zumina

01-17-2004, 08:32 PM

and you care......because?

Branchvillian

01-17-2004, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by $tevo
hey jedi where in sussex county do you live? near newton?
Represent SC. I live about 5 minutes away from newton, in branchville.

MantisMag

01-18-2004, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by thei3ug
it's about time someone did this...

it's only been, what... 8 years since the idea started getting thrown around?

what idea? making people imagine what clare's unda-wears look like?

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
Lol!, SO GOOD! And for the record, it wasn't my idea.

sure for the record. of course. but off the record... you take advantage of the cartoon string effect all the time.

cartoon string effect: any person that sees a piece of string is immediately struck by an irresistable compulsion to follow it to the end without regard for where he's going or what the consequences are :p;)

Chipper

01-18-2004, 04:26 PM

You all are stupid. She has only 2 gauges as far as I'm concerned, and they aren't on the gun, and they aren't very big.

Chojin Man

01-18-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Chipper
You all are stupid. She has only 2 gauges as far as I'm concerned, and they aren't on the gun, and they aren't very big.

Wow I'm sure Clare really appreciates you talking about her chest that way. GJ.

blackclown

01-18-2004, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Chojin Man
aww jeez now when looking at that pic why in the world are you looking at the gage on the tank? There are some way better things to be looking at in that pic. LOL yah :D

laxkid

01-18-2004, 05:03 PM

you know what she doesnt have anything on her feet.

JuggaloDave

01-18-2004, 05:07 PM

why in the world you need so many gauges??

where could a person find one of these fine posters to order any ways?

JEDI

01-18-2004, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Chipper
You all are stupid. She has only 2 gauges as far as I'm concerned, and they aren't on the gun, and they aren't very big.

Wow dude, you're an azz. Why dont you take your lame comments else where. Its not appreciated here. Deek!

-Clare, sorry my thread spawned such a rude comment.

Clare

01-18-2004, 07:52 PM

why in the world you need so many gauges??

I only have 2 gauges! It was a joke..you all can let out your big sigh of relief now. :p

Clare, sorry my thread spawned such a rude comment.

Don't worry about it! Idiotic comments like that don't even warrant a response and don't bother me one bit. :D

Chipper

01-18-2004, 07:53 PM

Ok, gee, Sorry Clare, I guess I was just really mad cause my guitars broke, and I really like my guitar. It's hard. Plus I was pissed at my friend cuase he was being a general *POOF*, so I needed to vent my anger and it accidently gell here.

Don't bypass the filter, or you'll be displacing your anger at some other forum.

Gunga

JEDI

01-18-2004, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Chipper
Ok, gee, Sorry Clare, I guess I was just really mad cause my guitars broke, and I really like my guitar. It's hard. Plus I was pissed at my friend cuase he was being a general *POOF*, so I needed to vent my anger and it accidently gell here.

...ehh... no... :rolleyes:

Chipper

01-18-2004, 07:57 PM

...ehh ... what?:confused:

Mango

01-18-2004, 07:59 PM

JEDI

01-18-2004, 07:59 PM

Jesus! I almost forgot about my unrelenting demand for a Clare Action Poster! WTF? Dont think I forgot Mr. Air Gun Designs :D

Lohman446

01-19-2004, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa

I only have 2 gauges! It was a joke..you all can let out your big sigh of relief now. :p

Dang it... so, out of curiousity, how many of you were sitting here getting ready to order three more gauges to place wherever Clare had them, cause they had to serve a purpose?

Thats a hypothetical question, not like I was doing that or anything :D

JEDI

01-19-2004, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Lohman446

Dang it... so, out of curiousity, how many of you were sitting here getting ready to order three more gauges to place wherever Clare had them, cause they had to serve a purpose?

The other two gauges regulate the air in Clare's head. :p

thei3ug

01-19-2004, 11:03 AM

why do girls show their underwear?

When my pants start to sag (lost weight this winter) i get yelled at.

Once, I was changing brake pads and my crack showed, I never heard the end of it.

Yet women TRY to show their underwear, and those new low-cut pants show the crack when you're standing straight!

what the heck???

Claire, you need a lesson in victorian fashion. Maybe next photo shoot...

Mindflux

01-19-2004, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by thei3ug
why do girls show their underwear?

Once, I was changing brake pads and my crack showed, I never heard the end of it.

Yet women TRY to show their underwear, and those new low-cut pants show the crack when you're standing straight!

what the heck???

Hairy crack is never appreciated.

And women's underwear is a lot sexier than your boxers or briefs ;)

There was a girl at our VW meet yesterday, I swear 2/3rds of her thong was showing when she sat down.. heh

JEDI

01-19-2004, 11:25 AM

Yeah, girls underwear/butt = hot

your hairy azz = not

Actually, blatant exposer is never really cool. Its that sneak peak thats kinda cool.