I think they're selling shirts

[TheTramp]

I'm not sure what to make of it but I think they're selling "nice/cool" shirts. :confused: ;)


"JT Cazual

The JT 2004 Cazual™ goodz are the schnizzle my nizzle! These little threadletts of chonus are bizow! Built to last, these fizine batches will last longer than a horchata in a three-way. Don't get caught by tha upper decker, these little batchels'll keep you clean as choxers. So whether you need a crushed bomb diggity or just need to add to your cool-guy-jones closet, we got the bling bling on that frilla. Our tees are made of the real dealio 100% preshrunk cotton and we use only the best Flex-fit style for our hats."

http://www.jtusa.com/2003/paintball/paintball_cazualtees.asp

[Big'n slo]

My brain hurts :confused:

[jayloo]

Originally posted by TheTramp
I'm not sure what to make of it but I think they're selling "nice/cool" shirts. :confused: ;)


"JT Cazual

The JT 2004 Cazual™ goodz are the schnizzle my nizzle! These little threadletts of chonus are bizow! Built to last, these fizine batches will last longer than a horchata in a three-way. Don't get caught by tha upper decker,...


I find this to be completely offensive. Especially the first sentance.

[Wolfen]

Oh wow, head hurts.

Translation:

"The JT Cazual goods are really cool. These threads are sure to wow you. Built to last, these fine shirts will last longer than a . . . WTF?? Oh god forget it! :rolleyes: :)

[penguinpunk555]

Twitches

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by jayloo


I find this to be completely offensive. Especially the first sentance.

I'm not sure how you could find "I'm not sure what to make of it but I think they're selling "nice/cool" shirts" offensive but I'm very sorry. ;) :D

[Fred]

their marketing dept. needs purging...

that's a prime example of a 50 year old trying to be "hip and with it"

kind of like Chrysler with the PT Cruiser, Honda with the Element, etc... designed for kids... bought by their parents... :rolleyes:

---Fred

[logamus]

Originally posted by TheTramp
The JT 2004 Cazual™ goodz are the schnizzle my nizzle! These little threadletts of chonus are bizow! Built to last, these fizine batches will last longer than a horchata in a three-way. Don't get caught by tha upper decker, these little batchels'll keep you clean as choxers. So whether you need a crushed bomb diggity or just need to add to your cool-guy-jones closet, we got the bling bling on that frilla. Our tees are made of the real dealio 100% preshrunk cotton and we use only the best Flex-fit style for our hats."

this makes me want to commit a homicide.

[FreakBaller12]

ouch my brain, that's straight up gangsta home slice...:o

[p8ntball1016]

time to go 187 up in the hizzy fo shizzy:rolleyes:

[Fixion]

Originally posted by logamus


this makes me want to commit a homicide.

Maybe its time for them to grow up.

[Bulldog]

lol, I don't speak Moron, but thats funny.

[Duke of Lawnchair]

LOL

[Garrum]

You know, I can usually decphyer funky sentence stucture, and unusual word usage...but that just absolutely stumps me. I'm not sure some of that was even real words. More like sounds just put to spelling. Do people actually talk like that now?

[Branchvillian]

Meh, I'm not really fond of any of those. If JT thinks advertsing talking like that is going to make them popular, I think they have another thing coming. It was kind of aggravating.

[the_next_guy_]

I wouldn't wear any of those. shizzle nizzle dizzle

[pbzmag]

See what happens when you let BonBon leave!!!!:D

[phantomhitman]

Originally posted by TheTramp
The JT 2004 Cazual™ goodz are the schnizzle my nizzle! These little threadletts of chonus are bizow! Built to last, these fizine batches will last longer than a horchata in a three-way. Don't get caught by tha upper decker, these little batchels'll keep you clean as choxers. So whether you need a crushed bomb diggity or just need to add to your cool-guy-jones closet, we got the bling bling on that frilla. Our tees are made of the real dealio 100% preshrunk cotton and we use only the best Flex-fit style for our hats."

http://www.jtusa.com/2003/paintball/paintball_cazualtees.asp

i have a lot of time on my hands tonight and translated it for you. here you go :D

The JT 2004 Cazual™ items quite attractive and very popular. They will seperate you from the rest of the crowd. With fine quality materical they will last years upon years. They will keep you looking fine and dandy also. Made to be stylish for formal wear on a night out on the town, but also designed for your casual wear needs. They will be expensive, but they will get you noticed by your peers. Made to fit you in the best possible manner.

thanks for reading masterpiece paintball theater. tune in next week when we go over was boards, and their true translations :eek:

[PaintballSmurf13]

wow, that is just way excesive. Way WAY too much. Trying WAY too hard. Just like said above, it's like an old guy trying to be hip and with it.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
-Ryan F.

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by phantomhitman


i have a lot of time on my hands tonight and translated it for you. here you go :D

thanks for reading masterpiece paintball theater. tune in next week when we go over was boards, and their true translations :eek:

Thank you for the translation. I will now go out and "nizzle my schnizzle." Oh wait....:eek:

[Wolfen]

Well, at least someone had the patience to decipher that mess. I just gave up on it. Wasn't worth it's weight in braincells.