Happy Day of Purity!

[Jack_Dubious]

ok..i think im a day late but anyways...

Hope everyone is having a *great* Day of Purity!!!

Day Of Purity (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040213/ap_on_re_us/day_of_purity_1)

Personally i think we should go back to using chastity belts. :p

JDub

[845]

THey should have a safe sex day right before valentines. NYC's percenatge of people with AIDS = that of some third world countries.:eek:

[CasingBill]

Pretty Cool:)

[aaron_mag]

Will one day of pure thoughts forgive me for the other 364 days of the year? If so....I'm in.....:rolleyes: :D

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by aaron_mag
Will one day of pure thoughts forgive me for the other 364 days of the year? If so....I'm in.....:rolleyes: :D

Works for me!!!!!:D

[p8ntball1016]

im not capable of pure thoughts.

[MantisMag]

""The way sex is talked about, it's so casual, like it's an everyday thing, like going to McDonald's," said Millis, 17"

that would be so great...

[cphilip]

...would you like Fries with that sir?

I believe I would!

:D

[845]

Originally posted by cphilip
...would you like Fries with that sir?

I believe I would!

:D


Are you sure you dont want it supersized :eek:

[p8ntball1016]

ive got some special sauce for your big mac!:D

[aaron_mag]

You guys are HORRIBLE!!!! I can't stop laughing.....:D :D :D

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by aaron_mag
You guys are HORRIBLE!!!! I can't stop laughing.....:D :D :D

Too true!

"Want some pie?";)

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


Too true!

"Want some pie?";) mcdonalds or homemade?;)

[Python14]

Aren't two pies better than one?

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by 845
THey should have a safe sex day right before valentines. NYC's percenatge of people with AIDS = that of some third world countries.:eek:

If you want to stop the spread of AIDS, then promote the method that is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to prevent the spread not only of AIDS but prevent teen pregnancy, and also stop ANY STDS from being transmitted: it's called abstinance except within the confines of marriage ;).

If you read the safe sex posters they have in the doctors office, you'll see that it says there taht Abstinance is the ONLY sure way to prevent the transmittion of diseases.

But, you know, why promote that when you can promote condom usage. I'm sure it's success rate is soooo much better than abstinance's :rolleyes:

[aaron_mag]

Who needs cold showers when we have Sir Brass to keep us on the straight and narrow....:rolleyes:

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by aaron_mag
Who needs cold showers when we have Sir Brass to keep us on the straight and narrow....:rolleyes:

your sarcasm wounds me deeply, sir :p.

[p8ntball1016]

hopefully next week rev. brass will teach us to be ashamed to have genitals!:rolleyes:

[cphilip]

Well in fact there is one sexual act before marrage that will prevent it 100% also. Masturbation. Abstenance is NOT the only 100% sure fire way is it? But you wont see that one on no Doctors wall....

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by cphilip
Well in fact there is one sexual act before marrage that will prevent it 100% also. Masturbation. Abstenance is NOT the only 100% sure fire way is it? But you wont see that one on no Doctors wall....

First HAND Knowledge?:eek:

:p

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


First HAND Knowledge?:eek:

:p you forget that phil is an expert in the subject.:D

[cphilip]

For one thing I have had a lot more years experience than most of you..... and I do wear glasses now...


:D

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by cphilip
For one thing I have had a lot more years experience than most of you..... and I do wear glasses now...


:D dont forget to shave your palms daily.:D

[cphilip]

Originally posted by p8ntball1016
dont forget to shave your palms daily.:D

takes a real man to keep it worn off....

;)

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by cphilip


takes a real man to keep it worn off....

;)

Holy Spit!

ROFL!!!:D

Milk out of the nose funny!:D

[Lopy]

The only real sure fire way to stay safe is to have sex with as many people as you can(I'm think this group will probibly include a high persentage of hookers for alot of you) toatly unprotected, especialy the ones that have lots of cold sores or scream in pain when going to the bathroom, then, you will contract so many deseases at once that you will develop 3 stuges sindrom, where so many deseases try to get into your body at once, and they all get stuck and none of them can infect you. It's a scientific fact.

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by p8ntball1016
hopefully next week rev. brass will teach us to be ashamed to have genitals!:rolleyes:

hardly. I refuse to degrade my body, and that includes cheapening it by having sex before I marry. I hold myself to a higher standard in moral issues than the world teaches.

[KillerOnion]

That holds up well until you run out of pizza and sci fi movies or ESPN shows.