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tyrion2323
02-22-2004, 01:26 AM
Well, went to Head Rush today for my normal "get my *** kicked by pros" day and took a shot to the chin...BY MY OWN FREAKING TEAMMATE!

Here's how it went:

First game - took the bugle at our 30 and took out two behind their 40 soda can. Then moved up and tagged a guy behind their breakpoint. Then I bunkered a poor lil' guy and the game ended. Not a bad start at all!

So the next game rolls around, and this dude with a shawka (that's how it's pronounced around here) tells me that he'll sweetspot as I run for our dorito at the 30. (we switched sides). So I run to the dorito and lay down cover for our man in the snake. I then run past the center X and tag a chick who's shooting from their pillar at their 40. Some guy who hasn't yet seen me runs towards past the X and I turn around to tag his arse. MY OWN TEAMMATE, the SHAWKA-MAN, tags me in the chin.

OUCH:

http://www.elementpaintball.us/Gallery/ouch3.jpg

BTW - Yes, I know my skin is less than perfect - I would appreciate if we could refrain from any comments...

Overall had a great day (as always) though my team is having a hard time getting formed....

Jacob

gibby
02-22-2004, 01:29 AM
Hrm...someone's not going to be shaving for a few days! OUCH!!! At least you had a nice few runs though! :)

breg
02-22-2004, 01:29 AM
There is one word I can think of to describe that....

OUCH!

I'd hate to have to explain that one to a stranger...

SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
02-22-2004, 01:38 AM
http://neondawg.com/paintball/uploads/dsc01227.jpg
at least yours wasnt bloody and black like mine

Rope a Dope
02-22-2004, 01:40 AM
http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/ahh!.jpg

tyrion2323
02-22-2004, 01:46 AM
Oh, it was bloody - but my girlfriend took care of me! Yay for girlfriends!

member#10,261
02-22-2004, 02:32 AM
ya girlfriends rock.

I had 6 like the one on snyper's neck, only mine were on my back thank g-d. The turd bunkered me from outside the tapeline. I was at a can right on the tape (we don't have nets) I'm reloading and he runs from his can (also on the tape) to mine, only he knows I'm looking out the field side so he thinks he will be sneaky and bunker me from the tape side, before he agnologez the ref I got 6 in the back. Each one looked like snyper's neck.

Wes Janson
02-22-2004, 04:34 AM
Since he made an illegal move and would have been disqualified for it, did the shots count?

JuggaloDave
02-22-2004, 05:35 AM
*with joe dirt accent* wooooooah, dude, that looks like suck, seriously.
i have been playing for almost 5years and have yet to catch a shot in the neck *knocks on wood* guess im just lucky so far.

TheDoveDecends
02-22-2004, 09:41 AM
ouch! Something real similar happened in a tourny at my local field yesterday.. our main home team was up agianst a field team south of us (these guys rocked), and CIA (our home team) started off the break.. and one of our guys shot their team mate right smack in the neck. God did it leave a mark, and the sucky thing is he called out (not knowing it was his own team mate). But all was well because that game ended in a tie, and they had won the previous game agianst them, so they won the tourny :)

DementedRabbit
02-22-2004, 09:44 AM
Ow. What mask?

sneakyhacker420
02-22-2004, 10:04 AM
i had one line on snyper's neck... but it wasnt black and bloody... it looked like a friggin hicky... and i had school the next day

do ya know how embarassing it is for a FRESHMAN (not college either) to go walking around school with something that looks like a damn hicky on his neck!?

member#10,261
02-22-2004, 10:27 AM
Wes Janson- Nope, and he was balled out (yelled at) for shooting me so much from so close from an illegal position when he was out. I continued to play and me and my teamate won it for us.

Paintball_4_Fun
02-22-2004, 04:23 PM
OH that is so going on my web site www.BigWelts.com (http://www.BigWelts.com)

NGp8ball
02-22-2004, 04:47 PM
i wear a neck protector and its saved my neck a couple times.

shaunyoung000
02-24-2004, 05:08 PM
Wow, those are some hardcore super jedi paintball hits there. Almost makes me cry looking at it, but then again they are kind of funny too. Excellent battle wounds!

SlartyBartFast
02-24-2004, 05:13 PM
Reminds me of when I had to spend two weeks with the mother of all welts right in the middle of my forehead.:(

Shot from short range, ball bounced, I was knocked out cold.

Had to be carried off the field. :p

acropilot19
02-24-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by SlartyBartFast
Reminds me of when I had to spend two weeks with the mother of all welts right in the middle of my forehead.:(

Shot from short range, ball bounced, I was knocked out cold.

Had to be carried off the field. :p

Lets here it for the Scots!!!
:D
You'll NOT be gettin us Scots off the field oonless you be Bloodywell carryin us off!
:p

Mindflux
02-24-2004, 06:08 PM
That's your jaw.

Your chin is that nub on the end of your bottom JAW.

PM me for more anatomy lessons.

Lee
02-24-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Mindflux
That's your jaw.

Your chin is that nub on the end of your bottom JAW.

PM me for more anatomy lessons.

dude.....that offer frightens me more than seeing the welt....:eek:

Mindflux
02-24-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Lee


dude.....that offer frightens me more than seeing the welt....

Pervert.

Lee
02-24-2004, 07:09 PM
ummm...i'm not offering LESSONS....

Mindflux
02-24-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Lee
ummm...i'm not offering LESSONS....

You're the one that thought of THOSE type of lessons.

Sicko.

JonDaAzn
02-24-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Paintball_4_Fun
OH that is so going on my web site www.BigWelts.com (http://www.BigWelts.com)

dude, put the pic of the guys sack on a different page with a warning or something, some of us dont want to see that

Wes Janson
02-24-2004, 10:36 PM
I, for one, share Lee's fear...

tyrion2323
02-25-2004, 12:14 AM
You're right, Acropilot. I'll try again. Mindflux - please keep your sarcasm away from this post. Thank you.

acropilot19
02-25-2004, 12:27 AM
Hey Dudes
Remember- this is all in the name of FUN. Lets chill with the namecalling & Negative Vibes. Its okay to tease but lets not get personal.

Leave the 'Tudes with Mommy & Daddy.

Pacifist_Farmer
02-25-2004, 07:15 AM
nice welt...

Did you drive all the way from Williston(?) to Syracuse?

Lee
02-25-2004, 07:40 AM
my apologies for any offense.

TheTramp
02-25-2004, 10:22 AM
What type of mask allowed a hit like that?

tyrion2323
02-27-2004, 03:58 AM
Pacifist - I go to school right near Syracuse :p
TheTramp - JT Flex7