I swalloed a carrier O-ring...

[Branchvillian]

So I was sitting here chewing on a spare carrier O-Ring, nd all the sudden it pops into the back of my throat and I swalloed it...lol.

What's gonna happen with this O-Ring now, im not in any danger lol, right?

[sneakyhacker420]

gonna have an o-ring in ya bum bum now :p

[Branchvillian]

Does this make me half man, half lvl 10? Cause that would be *****in'.

[Brophog]

Praying to Congress:

"Please invest more in our education system. Please invest more in our education system.....";)

[Ov3rmind]

I hope it doesn't seal any holes.

[felony]

you are gonna blow an oring man...

gonna be leakin all over!

dan

[arsonpaintball06]

check in the ole toilet tomm.......might find a suprise:)

[Big_Chops]

you should be alright. i once swallowed a quarter...long story.:D

[penguinpunk555]

This is somthing I would expect from Suicidal Snyper


Suicidal Snyper "This was somthing I realy wanted to do"

I am just guesing^^^^^

[cphilip]

Well Son... the good thing is this too shall pass... this too shall pass.

However I would not try and recover it! ;)

Reminds me of a joke. Gather round kids cause Unka Phils got one.

A guy goes into the hospital emergency room via Ambulance with a terrible stomach ache and possibly serious condition.\
They X ray him and it turns out he had swallowed over 300 coins for some reason.
Pennies, Nickels and Dimes mostly...
His wife finaly arrives frantic and upset to find out what is going on.
And she waits in the lobby to hear.
After a while he is admitted
And the Doctor goes out to brief her on his condition
Upset and crying she asks the Doctor "how is he Doctor"
The Doctor replys "Still no change"






:D

[Branchvillian]

Yeh, I'm hoping it doesn't seal any holes as well...

[sneakyhacker420]

level 10 low-impact crap log :confused:

[OysterBoy]

lol I swallowed a marble.....


anyways... yea, who knows, maybe if you dont chew your food enough your larynx will go all level 10 on you and chuff it back up..

"Chew, damn you!!!" -Branchvillains stomach...


ahahhah....Im so not hilarious....

[Timmee]

Originally posted by cphilip
Well Son... the good thing is this too shall pass... this too shall pass.

However I would not try and recover it! ;)

Reminds me of a joke. Gather round kids cause Unka Phils got one.

A guy goes into the hospital emergency room via Ambulance with a terrible stomach ache and possibly serious condition.\
They X ray him and it turns out he had swallowed over 300 coins for some reason.
Pennies, Nickels and Dimes mostly...
His wife finaly arrives frantic and upset to find out what is going on.
And she waits in the lobby to hear.
After a while he is admitted
And the Doctor goes out to brief her on his condition
Upset and crying she asks the Doctor "how is he Doctor"
The Doctor replys "Still no change"






:D


Thanks, now I'm cleaning soda off my new computer. :)

[cooldawg69]

I swallowed a balloon one time.............and a day or two later it came out lol. you'll be aiight, don't worry..........I'm still ok, except for that wierd humming sound when I burp, lol jk.

[EsPo]

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420
gonna have an o-ring in ya bum bum now :p
I thought there was already one there?

[50 cal]

Originally posted by Ov3rmind
I hope it doesn't seal any holes.

No, it just constricts the holes already there! Think of the exit velocity now.:eek:

[chizle97]

I swalloed my texan neighbor once. It was tasty going down but it gave me some pretty bad indigestion. Retrieval is a whole other story all together.:D

[cris8762]

shouldnt this be in tech talk?:D

[f3rr3+]

Originally posted by cris8762
shouldnt this be in tech talk?:D



haha

[Lee]

Originally posted by Branchvillian
So I was sitting here chewing on a spare carrier O-Ring, nd all the sudden it pops into the back of my throat and I swalloed it...lol.

What's gonna happen with this O-Ring now, im not in any danger lol, right?

in about 8 hours, you'll have added new meaning to the words "chuff chuff".....

[tony3]

^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[RRfireblade]

Just keep it in there till you start to leak air down the bung hole then go down one carrier size.

[Branchvillian]

When I go down a carier size, should I stay with the same O-Ring? Then chrono?

[RRfireblade]

Same o-ring,drop your drawers and let 'er rip....but your gonna have to swallow a few paintballs first.

If your bung hole has Reactive Tension (R/T) you need to fire one off then squeeze and hold,then fire one off and repeat.

Try not to burst a blood vessel in your forehead or your gonna have to start all over again.

[felony]

Originally posted by RRfireblade


If your bung hole has Reactive Tension (R/T) you need to fire one off then squeeze and hold,then fire one off and repeat.



Almost worthy of quoting in my sig.

Of course i will need permission of firblade himself.. haha

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by felony


Of course i will need permission of firblade himself.. haha

I won't release the terms of the agreement but I will say that Felony has licensed the rights to anything I post that he deems sigable.;)

[felony]

done and DONE

dan :D :D :D

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i thought i was stupid...

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Originally posted by penguinpunk555
This is somthing I would expect from Suicidal Snyper


Suicidal Snyper "This was somthing I realy wanted to do"

I am just guesing^^^^^

i do got a bag of regular tank orings near by...

[arsonpaintball06]

they should deem it sum sort of a sport........the act of swallowing o-rings and then a couple paintballs and in a day or so who can shoot em the farthest eh? heck id start the league.......wat could we call it?:)

[RenagadeOfFunk]

...well i hope it fixes that leak from you A**...

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i think a barrel plug will work better for that situation renegade

[phantomhitman]

just make sure you oil it well, it could have a hard time breakin in :eek:

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

how on earth did this thread even get this far?

[felony]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
how on earth did this thread even get this far?

not sure.

I think many of us are interested in what the outcome is. Though it will probably be anticlimactic, i am still interested. lol

I know for sure i will replacing some old and worn o-rings in my body by this method

dan

[hostage]

well I heard of worst, getting your finger stuck in your barrel...?
-Doron

[WARPED1]

OMG! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! THATS THE MOST POISONOUS THING IN.....wait, thats the red bellied snake in australia, you'll be fine.

[islandboi]

my friend swallowed a quarter for weeks he had to look through his poo by putting it in ziplocks and feeling around tunrs out his brother found it in like the 2nd day threw it out and never told him so for the next few weeks he looked through his poo

[The Deacon]

WHOA WHOA WHOA... how'd his brother find it?!?!? :confused:

[Branchvillian]

Here's the deal, it's the morning after...and I'm not sure if it's related or not, but I woke up with a killer stomach ache. How long should it be till I "shoot it out"?

[felony]

WHOA the post turns serious. I thought it only takes a day or so for food to travel through you. It should be out soon. I may be wrong though.

and I am STILL laughin at the person who ahd to go through thier poo. Ever more funny that the brother got to it first.. hahah

dan

[OysterBoy]

FOR A QUARTER!?!?!?!?

WHy th **** would you rummage through anal excretions FOR A QUARTER?!?!??!!?


lol...

[Crimson_Turkey]

It's official, humans were not made to digest urethane. Nor was branchvillan.

Next time se if you can swallow a 12 gram.

[TraXeR]

Originally posted by Crimson_Turkey
It's official, humans were not made to digest urethane. Nor was branchvillan.

Next time se if you can swallow a 12 gram.

Until the top gets damaged from acids and it springs a vent and suddenly your butt gets FREEZING cold.

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by TraXeR


Until the top gets damaged from acids and it springs a vent and suddenly your butt gets FREEZING cold. Would he vent the CO2 out his butt?:D

[DWill]

My little bro swollowed a nickel once...my mom was supposed to be keeping an eye out for it and we couldn't find it...turns out my dog was the one that found it though...my mom had left out the diaper and the dog tore it apart revealing the surprise inside. But of course we still punished the dog :D

[UltimatePaintballer]

Originally posted by Branchvillian
So I was sitting here chewing on a spare carrier O-Ring, nd all the sudden it pops into the back of my throat and I swalloed it...lol.

What's gonna happen with this O-Ring now, im not in any danger lol, right?

thats why your parents smacked you when you were little for putting things in your mouth:o

[WARPED1]

Did you eat paint chips as a child?

[GoatBoy]

Originally posted by WARPED1
Would he vent the CO2 out his butt?:D

I think it'd freeze the o-ring.

[WatchDragon]

If you get your finger stuck in a barrel, you need a bigger insert.

[WARPED1]

Wouldn't it have been funny if Tom got his tounge stuck in his Xmag during the LX test?:D

[Dryden]

So, it's been two day now, what happened with this? Did everything come out OK? :p

[robdamanii]

I was kind of hoping it would be funny. Seems anti-climactic to me right now.

[coolcatpete]

I am geussing that he did not study all of his poo to tell us if it came out or not so I am geussing that this thread is now dead.
Pete

[robdamanii]

Dude, swallow some gold cup to help everything come out eaiser.

For a week probably...

[coolcatpete]

Originally posted by robdamanii
Dude, swallow some gold cup to help everything come out eaiser.

For a week probably...
I am willing to try a penny/quarter, I did it once when I was piss drunk and I don't think it hurt to bad. I don't really remember. So I will try this on friday I will share results in a few days.
Pete
(right now my post count means I am the devil)

[robdamanii]

For some reason I don't fear you.

I'm well past having drunk a six pack, and I'm very carefully typing right now.

If I truly followed the ideas in this thread, I'd be eating half a dozen+ beer caps right now. Something is stopping me though...


Oh right. The pointy edges.

[agdemagman69]

I can see this ending:

"So I got out of the hospital today..."

[WARPED1]

I don't think a carrier oring is worth sorting through your poo for.

[Altimas]

When I was little I pulled out a loose tooth but accidentally swallowed it... I was scared to death and could hardly poo for 3 days cause my Grandmother said when I craped it out it would bite my ***....

[breg]

Originally posted by 50 cal


No, it just constricts the holes already there! Think of the exit velocity now.:eek:

I wonder what it would chrony at???