What do you want to see SnYpER do?

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

what stupid thing do you want to see me do at my local field this weekend?

-attempt to bunker someone without a gun
-throw a paintball at someone
-do a crazy dance in the middle of a game
-attempt a suicidal rampage and run around the field shooting like a mindless idiot
-silly string someone
-*SUGGESTED BY RENEGADE* play without pants
-*SUGGESTED BY ECHO* drop all your gear and start running
-*SUGGESTED BY A FREIND* Do log rolls in the middle of the game
-take a ref hostage
-take a teammate hostage
-take myself hostage
-use my bazooka to scare someone
-*SUGGESTED BY BLUE SMURF* do jumping jacks to get to another bunker while yelling
-*SUGGESTED BY RRFIREBLADE* Play a game as a bunker, Play with your shoelaces tied together, Play blindfolded.

Anything else you guys can give me?

[ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ]

do jumping jacks across your side of the field to get to another bunker while your yelling

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i hate jumping jacks but ok!

[RRfireblade]

Play a game as a bunker.

Play in roller skates regardless of the surface.

Play with your shoelaces tied together.

Before the Ref counts all the way down,start screaming,run across the field and shoot the whole other Team.

Play with your gun taped to your butt so you have to shoot sideways with your butt sticking out of the bunker.

Play with your gun chrono'd at like 100 fps.

Play blindfolded.

There's a few I'd like to see.......

[can'tthink of1]

Charge at a opponent and tackle them

Run head-1st into a bunker.

Start playing "tag" in the middle of the game.

Stop and take a pee on a bunker.

walk up to an opponent and ask to trade markers.

walk up to an opponent and ask him if he can help you fix you marker.


There is a few.

[Rather]

-Do nothing but "bunny hop" and yell Hacker

-Sing the "I feel pretty" song

-Use a $1 squirt gun to surrender people

-Use a pump BE as far into a game as it will last

-"Blowdart" balls at people using your barrel

- get a catchers mitt or something that will not break the balls and then run up at the person and throw it at their mask...easy breakage.

-play 1 day with your boxers/briefs on the outside of your pants (inside pair optional)

-See how drenched in mud you can get ( i won this contest when i did it with my friends) while playing and doing moderately good.

[yeahthatsme]

-stop posting?



j/k


-ummm scream "i hax0red you noobs as you attempt a crazy run through off the break down the middle, aftershock style.

[bleachit]

tape a bingo dauber on the end of your barrel and instead of bunkering people, bayonet them. Then, in strongbadesk fashion, you scream "BAYONETTED!!!!!" well.. thats what I plan on doing this season...

[Barfly]

-go out guns akimbo
-bunker everyone you aren't suppose to ie. refs and your teamates
-wear a velcro jump suit, so when the game starts you can rip it off and then charge down the field stark raving mad blazing away at the other team.
-don't play next weekend, now that would be frickin stupid.

[adam68c]

stop being a tool

[TransMan]

jump off a bridge into a dry river bed

[painTech]

ive done most of the reasonable ones before.:(

[p8ntball1016]

put your nuts in a meat grinder

[magking1971]

Dress as Elvis and sing his songs as your playing.
Or stop posting.

[personman]

start breakdancing in the middle of the field :p

[-=Squid=-]

Do a combination of two and bunker somebody with silly string. Be sure to conceal it while walking onto the field so that they dont see it coming. :D

[Reaver]

bunker someones shooting gun backwards IE over your shoulder.

[bunkermaster10]

Just play shirt less and pants less w/ just boxers, that should be pretty stupid and get some looks :rolleyes:. And play only with silly string :eek:

[Crimson_Turkey]

Run around with only your barrel trying to get barrel tags.

Take people hostage and hole your self up, asking for a pod full of paint as ransom. Take them out of the staging area.

Wear skin tight leather and act as if you can dodge bullets, jump 50 feet, etc.

Use a barrel and the power of your lungs to launch paintballs.

Stick paintballs to your gloves and hit somebody.

TAKE PICTURES!

[Echo419]

Charge at a opponent and tackle them

OMG Snyper you know i told you to do that last nite because i rembember you said

"thats physical contact.. i dont want to get kicked out"

and cantthinkof1 stole it

[Sir_Brass]

I saw he should take himself hostage :D. That would confuse the dickens out of the opposition :p :D.

[breg]

wear a wedding dress or grass skirt, and nothing else but your mask.

[Ultimator]

Kill yourself. Really.

-Yours Truly

[UltimatePaintballer]

crawl on your hands and knees down the whole field while getting lit up by the other team, and don't stop;)

[snoogans]

off the break, hold ur gun so the back of the tank is at ur waist and hold the trigger frame with two hands and walk, then thrust your waiste forward and shoot 1 rnd and do this up the center of the field, (works better with a pump so u can hold the pump handle then step cock and thrust/shoot!)i did it at my local field once, got a few laughs.


all else fails, play with your pants down to ur ankles but for the love of god keep ur boxers on ;) :p

[UltimatePaintballer]

ALRIGHT! i have the best one for you. do the dead mans walk but when you get behind someone, do snoogans humpy dealy and shoot the guy in the arse! lol that woudl be funny

[snoogans]

yeah do that,and when you do it scream "OWNED!!!!!"

then have some1 take a pic of it and someone could photoshop the words onto it and we could use it on here lmfao :)

[FutureMagOwner]

setup your friend on the other team then "bunker" him by leap frogging over his head and keep going or both of you leap frog on the same team to your bunkers :)

[Tyger]

Snyper? Where is your local field? I could use some video of goofy stuff for a 'bloopers' reel... :)

-Tyger

[f3rr3+]

Originally posted by Echo419


OMG Snyper you know i told you to do that last nite because i rembember you said

"thats physical contact.. i dont want to get kicked out"

and cantthinkof1 stole it


someone call the wambulance wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :p



anything involving serious injury and permananent handicap on your part...

[tony3]

Originally posted by Tyger
Snyper? Where is your local field? I could use some video of goofy stuff for a 'bloopers' reel... :)

-Tyger

Badlandz this sunday tyger....be there.....

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

badlandz - i got a video camera if anyone would like to video tape all of this :)

[FordPrefect]

"What should I do?"

Jump in front of a moving train??;)

[rehme]

play with a be blade!!!!!!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

did that with a talon, ended up with a giant lump on my head

[Kevmaster]

Stop Posting on AO?

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

won't happen :p

AO is like a giant family, and every family has a screw up (me)

[ramenjames]

snyper.....your crazy man
good times:p
finish the gettonator and play with that (that was an old thread)
or use the RC landmine

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

for some odd reason my sheridan that i sent for repairs never came back... i called the shop 5 times and they said it should be out shortly... well...5 months later i got absolutely nothing.

The Operation Moving Bomb still needs the landmine, and currently the cheapest one that i can find is like $200 which is way too high for me to spend on something that will only come in handy a few times a year.

[ramenjames]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
for some odd reason my sheridan that i sent for repairs never came back... i called the shop 5 times and they said it should be out shortly... well...5 months later i got absolutely nothing.

The Operation Moving Bomb still needs the landmine, and currently the cheapest one that i can find is like $200 which is way too high for me to spend on something that will only come in handy a few times a year.

EXCUSES!:mad:

jk
yea make a video of your crazy cappers:p
(but not one that hypes up a great trigger then cuts off right after talking about craping your pants)

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol sorry about that, it was suppose to be a promo video to "hype" you guys up but it obviously didn't work too well.

Made me look like a bigger idiot than i already am but just to tell everyone - I DIDNT MAKE THE VIDEO

[PyRo]

Pin about 20 paint grenades to your chest , and somehow rig up a string you can pull to get all the pins out at once. Do that then go hug someone on the other team, and turn both of you blue :)

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

grenades are way too expensive. and i think i will get shot up before i reach the 50

[Konigballer]

get caught in a shootout between rival cuban and haitian gangs while clammoring for attention as per usual, and flock of seagulls will play softly in the background as the camera pans over your riddled carcuss:)

[Snertz]

Mock the other side by setting your bum hairs on fire, followed by ripping a big one.. during a firefight on field

The fireball that is your rear end would be pretty amusing either way :p

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

konigballer - yes, i seek attention :) that's nothing new (i'm a little child that knows no better :p )

snertz - i tried lighting my bum on fire, it doesn't ignite

[TraXeR]

play in shackles and a ball gag... muahaha

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

...kinda overdoing it there. ballgag would be useless since i got goggles on, my replacement for shackled would be my pants pulled down

[PyRo]

Get a plastic bubble.

[Snertz]

appearantly you've never tried the addition of some flammable fluids into the mix.. :p

[rkjunior303]

how about in goalie equipment from ice hockey

[Crimson_Turkey]

Leather jacket, some big gun like a VM-68, shades attached to the outside of your gogs, and an australian accent.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

...reminds me of the Terminator

[Wolfen]

Break a paintball and do a shot of the fill. Actually, on second thought, don't. That's just nasty and you shouldn't listen to me. Blech

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

http://jayloo.com/lib/get_file.php?id=1116
Got the silly string :)

along with 4 rolls of film - this should be interesting

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

since my pants will be down, i decided to humiliate myself some more with these candy cane boxors

http://jayloo.com/lib/get_file.php?id=1119

[Warewolf50]

Why dont u do what newt did at AOSC this year, find some guy shooting a xmag and challenge him saying i bet i can tag u with my squegee b4 u shoot me 10 times, then after trying that and failing a couple of times chalenge 3 guys shoting x mags.

[Brak]

wear safety goggles on top of sunglasses on top of reading glasses on top of your mask. then try harder to light your bum on fire

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

well we have around 8 mag owners going that day, and i'm planning on doing a 1vsAll