This guy wants to get money to buy a pb gun, so he is selling a kid on Ebay

[thecavemankevin]

check this out....kinda funny
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2993604243&category=1469


I'm selling a rare, one of a kind Sam Piruccello. Hes 13 years old. He can play some instruments and is kinda funny. I think he knows basic math too. Hes about 5 foot 2, and maybe 110 pounds. He has black hair, and is caucasian. I'm sellin him b/c I need money for a new paintball gun. He has some scratches, but I dont think hes ever broken a bone. He is in good health, and even owns an IPOD. I guess he can do household chores and stuff. Please make sure he goes to a loving home, but other than that, I dont care what happens to him. Good Luck and Happy Bidding.


i just wonder if he is house broken

[BobTheCow]

haha, that's awesome. Funny people rock my world.

[Wes Janson]

ROFL! I like the description and the lack of picture ;)

[TeamNausea]

Thats GREAT!!! Someone bid 99999 and took that bid back lol

[ChucktheMAGician]

If you won and paid, wouldn't he be contractually obligated to give you the kid?

[TeamNausea]

Wow i hope he has a really good lawyer lol

[Rather]

thats not pyro is it?!

[robdamanii]

This would be a nice addition to the aircraft carrier, government nuclear arms shelter, and kidney that I bought on there recently...

[TeamNausea]

Lol yeah im still waiting on Venus and Mars to show up... I paid for 2 day shipping its been 3 years... Well, maybe they need a new truck to ship it...

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by TeamNausea
Lol yeah im still waiting on Venus and Mars to show up... I paid for 2 day shipping its been 3 years... Well, maybe they need a new truck to ship it...

I got dibs on uranus... :p

[TeamNausea]

It'll have amazing shipping charges but i mean if you want it that bad... Make sure you pay shipping "protection"

[robdamanii]

I want it overnighted, wrapped in plastic.










This is almost going too far.

[TeamNausea]

Sounds a little painful but if your paying why not




O yeah, and kinky to

[WARPED1]

Thats damn funny. Maybe I'll sell my 14 year old brother..............

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

...so do they fedex the kid?

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by robdamanii


I got dibs on uranus... :p Leave his anus out of this!;)

[p8ntball72]

too tall for what im looking for.{5'2"}
my team needs a midget to work the right side tape.
im thinking wee man with a warp ule would do the trick.

[TheDoveDecends]

Originally posted by robdamanii
This would be a nice addition to the aircraft carrier, government nuclear arms shelter, and kidney that I bought on there recently...

The aircraft carrier was actually being sold.. too bad no one bought it though.

[Paintball_4_Fun]

Lol he probley thinks he was just having fun. but he will have to pay the final value fees :) i think that is 2 % or somthing.

[Branchvillian]

Anything for a new gun:D

[purplemag]

He actually might get in some trouble, there was a post about someone doing the same thing on the Chinese Ebay. One of Ebays rules does not allow the sale of Humans(Dead or Alive). Human Activist groups had a field day with this guy, has a court date here in a few days if I remember right.

[1stdeadeye]

LOL!

He is probably selling his little brother to get his marker. Wonder what he wants to buy?

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by TheDoveDecends


The aircraft carrier was actually being sold.. too bad no one bought it though.

I thought it got pulled before the auction ended?

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Paintball_4_Fun
Lol he probley thinks he was just having fun. but he will have to pay the final value fees :) i think that is 2 % or somthing. Hell cancel it or ebay will remove it, you don't have to pay if that happens I guess.

[Paintball_4_Fun]

Originally posted by WARPED1
Hell cancel it or ebay will remove it, you don't have to pay if that happens I guess.

good point.
But what about a listing fee?:D

[dwab3000]

Damn removed i was looking for a new front player......maybe ill sell my mom on there she has been misbehaving at the nursing home i sent her to *revenge for all those times i had to clean my room* hmmmm maybe ill also sell some pants and claim they have some evidnece in the clinton trial.....maybe even a wrapper of the fruit roll up i ate the other day...ahhh...*lloks around and notices now he has no pants or wrapper or mom.....isnt complaining* well i still have my mag *looks and lost is gear bag in his van*.....i wanna see someone selllike a gatorade bottle mike tyson drank before he bite off thatear...id pay for that:p... i bet if thats a real kid hes gonna need counseling and a botle of prozac daily....

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Paintball_4_Fun


good point.
But what about a listing fee?:D No pics, no highlight. So, a $~3 joke? If he wants to waste 3 bucks all the power to him!