Never Say These To A Cop

[dj89]

Never Say These To A Cop
OK Only post if you have one to add. the last thread did not work out vary good

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police
officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!



10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


"Bad Cop!! No Donut!"
by Big'n slo

Best thing a cop ever said to me
"So do you guys have any crack or dead babies laying around here?"
by MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata

i forgot

Meow?
by BobTheCow63

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Originally posted by dj89

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


...woops

[dj89]

son were you get that car?

o i found it at a junk yard called "Bobs BMWS" i gave the bum out front 100 bux to take it and he said "ok" so here i am

well that was not a junk yard it was.................

[Paintballzer]

my personal fav....

"can you hurry this up, your wife is waiting for me"

[yeahthatsme]

"i swear to drunk i'm not god, ociffer"

[BobTheCow]

:( My post from before got deleted...



Meow? :p

[Benfica4ever]

"Hmmm i thought i smelled bacon"

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata


Best thing a cop ever said to me
"So do you guys have any crack or dead babies laying around here?"




Haha cops actually use that to see if you are hiding something.

When someone has something to hide, they usually get nervous when they get pulled over. A cop would say a line like that, and usually the person would laugh and take it as a joke. If the person acts nervous or says "no, no sir, i do not" or deny it then you know they are hiding something.

[PyRo]

Originally posted by yeahthatsme
"i swear to drunk i'm not god, ociffer"

My friend actually said that in all seriousness. He sad: "I swear to drunk i'm not god and to prove it i'll drive home"

[TraXeR]

'Sorry officer, I don't have donuts.'

My dad did that to a officer cause his tail light was out. Too funny.

[PyRo]

I want to see a cop pull over the dunkin donuts van, that would make the greatest poster :)

[Empty Havoc]

"Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control."

[The Deacon]

"I hope you're not going to perform a cavity search?"

[WicKeD_WaYz]

About a month ago I got pulled over on the way to school with a donut in my hand. He said I rolled through a stop sign. I knew he was going to write me up because I know this particular cop and he never cuts me any slack so I said "I wasnt paying attention because I was eating my doughnut,cmon you know where Im commin from right?" or something like that and he freaked out. My gf was in the truck and she started laughing and it made it worse. So the effer gave me this 10 minute speach about being disrespectful to authority. And it sucked cuz I was really late to class. Im pretty sure that was his whole plan.