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i like tictacs
03-17-2004, 01:49 PM
http://www.pressherald.com/news/state/040316crossguy.shtml
slateman
03-17-2004, 02:11 PM
Guys like that almost make me ashamed to admit I'm a Christian. Its just friggin ridiculous. He missed the whole point: jesus did that SO YOU DON'T HAVE TOO!!!
PyRo
03-17-2004, 02:14 PM
Ok, the first thing that came across my mind when I saw tried to nail himself to a cross was how the heck was he going to get both hand nailed down. The fact that he didn't think of that shows just how smart this one is.
Thordic
03-17-2004, 02:59 PM
Re: him calling 911:

"It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand."

Haha, awesome line :)
Jack_Dubious
03-17-2004, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Thordic
Re: him calling 911:

"It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand."

Haha, awesome line :)

LOL!! HAHA!

I can just imagine him trying to reach for the hammer with the hand that was nailed down. "D'OH!"
Thordic
03-17-2004, 03:41 PM
Actually, if he had planned ahead and used finishing nails, he might have been able to pull it off :)
PyRo
03-17-2004, 03:50 PM
He could have rigged up somthing to get a nailgun to do his other hand. How did he plan on doing the legs with both hands nailed down though :confused:
Jack_Dubious
03-17-2004, 03:57 PM
He needed to get some advice from these guys:
Philippines Crucifixions (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1901095.stm)

JDub