I know school food is bland, but this is too much!

[1stdeadeye]

Wow, I know cafeteria food stinks, but this kindergardener went a little too far trying to spice it up.:eek:

5 year old sprinkles pot on school lasagna! (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/23/kindegarten.marijuana.ap/index.html)

[fire1811]

thats the only way they could get people to eat it

they needed the MUNCHIES

[TransMan]

I used to "spice up" the school food just bout everyday....... ahhhhh the good ole days :D

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by TransMan
I used to "spice up" the school food just bout everyday....... ahhhhh the good ole days :D

When you were 5?!?!?!:eek:

[Target Practice]

Holy Crap...I mean, gahhh...jeeez...5 years old!

[Mikey B]

Of course he sprinkled it on there, he's 5, he doesn't know how to use it properly yet... ;)

[Rooster]

That and he's not allowed to play with matches.

[StuDawggie]

The boy "may have said it was oregano," said Mayco Villafana, spokesman for Miami-Dade County Public Schools.


Kid sounds like he's 1 of 2 things:

1) a longtime pot head

or

2) a profesional Italian Cook who knew what the lasagna needed.

[Morally0Confused]

prob found it in his parents room and his mom told him she puts it on lasanga

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by StuDawggie

2) a profesional Italian Cook who knew what the lasagna needed.


BINGO!

[TransMan]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


When you were 5?!?!?!:eek: Nah I guess I was more like 9 or 10 :D

[sneakyhacker420]

i love the second story at the bottom:


Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour.

Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

"This could have killed these kids," said police Sgt. Roger Tuchek.

Indianapolis police said Tuesday they were still seeking the boy's parents, Kenneth Lee Green, 24, and Andrea D. Jackson, 23. Jackson was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court, court records showed. Green had been convicted of carrying an unlicensed firearm, resisting law enforcement and marijuana possession.

[Automaggin2]

Scott, you better keep an eye on your kid! Make sure he isnt mixin up some of that funkey oregano with his Lucky Charms in the morning!!

[RT pRo AuToMaG]

LOL! I just saw that on the news. How the hell would a 5 year old know what pot or oregano is? They don't, he was just a stoner, and wanted to get his friend doing it so he can sell some more, and then start an empire!



or he just found it in his parents room and thought it would be funny to put in his friends food not knowing what it was?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

"Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour."


well damn thats some ghetto **** right their.

[AutomagRT1483]

Just wow. :p

[DukeNukem#1]

Originally posted by AutomagRT1483
Just wow. :p ditto

[angelbeast24]

"DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CURSE FILTER"! i remember when i was 4 i use to bring my gi-joe figures into school now kids are bringin 10,000 worth of crack to school what is this world coming too haha

[AssassN]

Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

I woulda arrested her too, how did she know what it was? Teachers arent that smart..

[xXHavokXx]

Crack doesnt look like flour.

[StuDawggie]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
Scott, you better keep an eye on your kid! Make sure he isnt mixin up some of that funkey oregano with his Lucky Charms in the morning!!

What's the worst that would happen? The kid gets the munchies and then eats the entire box along with a few microwave burittos, a bag of Fun-yons (sp?), and a large grape slushie from White Castle.:p

[RtDaNiMaL]

studawggie
that was the funniest thing
o my gosh i was cryin