Slogan Voting is open!

[jas142]

Thanks for all the great ideas and nice comments guys! And thanks for letting me post this Tom!

A few people posted more then 1 slogan, and as I said, we will randomly pick one of theirs to be in the poll. And remember, the winner will have his/her slogan adopted by Cobra Performance Paintball and recieve a free T-Shirt! Good luck everyone!


NOTE: Some of the entries were silly or not serious, so we picked the first 7 serious ones. Don't feel offended guys, but "We like cheese" and "We won't spit any venom but our heads my flair a bit", etc. weren't really all that serious :) No offense!

(Although cheese may be good) ;)

[jas142]

Note, Voting will last 5 days. After 5 days the poll will automaticly expire and the winner will be decided.

[MikeCouves]

I like the Unleash the Posion one...so I voted for it!! Hehe, good luck:D

[irbodden]

We milk snakes and sell the venom? LOL

[-Xugg-]

we make stuff ???

[SIGSays]

oh yeah....... i'm winning sort of........

does the winner get there name embroided on the front?

[MENACE]

Liked the 'bitten' comment...

May be a little late for the poll but, here's a couple of suggestions from that line of thought:

*Get bitten.
*Get bitten by a Cobra.
*Get a Cobra, or get bitten.
*Get a Cobra, or get bitten by one.

:D

God Bless U.S.All!

[jas142]

Sig, to answer your question the winner will have their slogan on the shirt, as well as a logo. G'luck everyone

[mac2k4]

hey yall have i missed somin? whats up with all the cobra stuff? I mean doesn't AGD have to lil' lions sittin next to the AGD words?

[Restola]

hahaha my slogan is ahead. that is so funny.

[Dayspring]

As of this post, I'm tied for third... But I feel confident. (That's what we ALL say)

[MajorDamage]

I voted for "We make stuff" you have to do that one, It just SO rocks! I wish everyone would have witty slogans like "I eat my own Feces" or "We make stuff" :) That sounds like something I would make up!

ENDO!

[MikeCouves]

Man come on guys!! You know you want to vote for "Unleash the Poison", I love that one!!

[Hogosha]

Vote for "Unleash the Poison". I'm a US postal worker, and I may go crazy on you all if "We make stuff" wins.

[udtseal]

Im sorry, but what is this Cobra Performance thing? I've been out of the loop for a while and have no idea what it is. But I voted for "Unleash the Poison", I think that one kicks a$$

[M-a-s-sDriver]

OK guys, it is time to lobby for your support.
As you can see, I have the only logical entry.
Plus, your vote for me is a guarantee that we will start drilling in ANWAR, keep all your tax money in a lock box, pick WAY better looking interns, (INTERNS FOR EVERYBODY!!)
And ARM every pilot who flies with a .454 Casull handgun, loaded with Glasers, of coarse. Just think of Dirty Harry in a pilots uniform (Magnum Force). I also hereby swear that the Cobra guys will put out some awsome paintball loot, and AO'ers will be proud to wear it!!
VOTE BITTEN!!!
Brent Jackson, PFB.

"I am not a crook."

[irbodden]

How is "Make a Statement" not logical? Its not going to win, still your lobby movement is a pretty stupid idea.

[ralicea]

Vote for "Unleash the Poison".

[M-a-s-sDriver]

I think you need some "anger management" training.
Also, work on your sense of humor. Geez, lighten up a little. There's a whole beautiful world out there for you to enjoy.
Brent Jackson, PFB

[Jeb_Hoge]

Heh...I'm surprised "Get bit" wasn't a slogan. Of course, "Bite Me" might be fun.

[irbodden]

How am I supposed to judge your tone or meaning over the internet unless you say "lol, j/k" after it. Think about it buddy.

[Toxic Dave]

How about, Cobra....the name's already taken! I hate to screw you up, but there is a company in S. Cal called Cobra paintball. They make a range of Angels and accessories, most of them pretty nice.

I know how hard it is to find a good name, but you need to start again.

Dave/ Toxic

[irbodden]

Hence the Cobra Angel..

:(

[Restola]

i definatly think my "We make stuff" should not win, no matter how funny it is for me to see it up there.

[Dayspring]

To quote Mel Brooks- "It's good to be king."

(Yeah- it's mine. I admit it. ;) )

[jas142]

Well, godluck everyone! Voting will be over pretty soon(Another day or so I think, it ends automaticly)

Dave: Don't worry, our name is actually "Cobra Performance Paintball" so we're ok :)

Sorry for not posting in the forums for the last couple of days but my computer has been down. I will be at the party tonight though :)

[Dayspring]

We've only got a few more days people. c'mon!! VOTE!!!

[Jonneh]

Bwahaha, should it pass 'We make stuff' will be by far the hilariousest slogan ever.

[jas142]

Thanks for all your support and for casting your polls! I'd like to thank everyone who entered a slogan and everyone who has voiced their opinion. Over 100 people voted, thats pretty amazing!

*Drum roll*

Restola has won with 27 votes. HOWEVER, he has officially retracted his slogan, making M-a-s-sDriver the winner with 25 votes and the slogan "You've been bitten. Cobra."

Congrats!!! M-a-s-sDriver, please send us an email at CobraPB@hotmail.com with your name and adress (Please email us from the adress you currently have set as your official AO one, so we can verify it is you)

Once again, thank you all for participating! Our store will be operational very soon (By early Novemeber at the latest we expect) We will make a grand opening announcement at that time.

And remember... "You've been bitten. Cobra"

[Magadeth]

Damn, you should go with "we make stuff" Its the best! Call your fist product the Cobra "thingy" that would rock.

[MajorDamage]

THATS NOT RIGHT! It <B><I>NEEDS</I></B> to be "We make stuff"!!!!! NOOOO! You'll be hearing from my lawyers...Do you accept 1-800 CallATT...?

ENDO!

[Restola]

yeah they could give all of their products names that dont mean anything, just give them different stock numbers. oh yeah and not inlcude pictures with their cataloge.
so you could pick from
thingy, things, stuff in a bag, stuff not in a bag

[MajorDamage]

Hehe, lol! Yeah, they could call their dropforward "Give me a sandwich!"and their verticle adapter could be "Boom Boom Bang Box"!

ENDO!

[Restola]

hahaha

[M-a-s-sDriver]

Well, it's not often you get to leave your mark in a cool way. Hopefully Cobra will make millions, and thier product will be everywhere, and at the Cobra booth there will be a special "MassDriver"chair so I can sit in it and look upon my followers, and people like Tom Kaye will walk by and say "Hey Brent, how are things"?, and I'll say "You've been bitten Baby"!, and the Cobra chicks will bring me cold Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and I will finally get some respect from that A-hole ARMY, and...and...uummm.
Maybe just some proof that it was ME will suffice, so nobody thinks I'm nuts.
Also, It should be noted that Restola actually won, and even though he thought his entry was not valid, obviosly most people thought it was, including the Cobra guys who put it into the cut.
Again, Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Brent Jackson, Pink Fluffy Ballerinas.

[Restola]

just try not to step on me as you climb out of your limo

[MJS1214]

Originally posted by Jonneh
Bwahaha, should it pass 'We make stuff' will be by far the hilariousest slogan ever.

is hilariousest a real word?

[Restola]

hmm, im interestered. ill look into that