Things You learn from Paintball

[Onryou]

I would like to put the top 10 "life lessons" you learn from paintball on a T-shirt. Only thing is I can't think of any right now. What about you guys? If I get enough different things, I'll make a poll to determine the top 10 and put it on a shirt.

[FreakBaller12]

ALWAYS wear protection;)

[tony3]

Remember to shoot your firing lanes wink wink....wait that has nothing to do with real life....I honestly can't think of any....

[Head knight of Ni]

Stupidity should hurt.:D

watch your arse.:D :D

[Glickman]

Its not the size that matters....






















its the paint to barrel match :P

[einhander619]

credit cards suck.

[ramennoodles]

filling pods taught me out to pour five bean salad into a plastic ziploc without spilling any of it, yeah, i just got back from a barbeque.

[dj89]

cold c02 tanks and my tongue don't mix

[Chojin Man]

Any girls that play paintball adds five points of hottness.

Money can buy you skills.

[HoppysMag]

like everything else in life. nut shots hurt...


and the classic. Chicks dig welts/scars

[tony3]

But the fact is 90% of girls that play paintball aren't hot

[dj89]

Originally posted by tony3
But the fact is 90% of girls that play paintball aren't hot

you can;t say that in my town becouse all of the good looking girls play pb

[tony3]

Fine....around here atleast, I have seen 2 hot girls play paintball, and 1 of them regularly plays with my group....

[ramennoodles]

hey dj89, i'm coming to your house and we're going to get us some girls;), because around here we don't have any girls that play paintball much less hot girl

[dj89]

ok but wait till may thats when the new outdoor pb fealed opens[the only one too]

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by Chojin Man
Any girls that play paintball adds five points of hottness.


amen

#1 blowing your load in under ten seconds is not a bad thing

[Mag Master 04]

dont sit on airball bunkers, you may get launched...lookie. this is very funny

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1387355#post1387355

[mjs1217]

Hahahaha best thread ever!

But, I have nothing to add. Maybe I will tommorrow..

[Onryou]

some my friends wanted to add:

Friends don't let friends get shot in the back.
Two fingers are always better.

[Head knight of Ni]

Busting your balls SUCKS.:D :D :D ow

[Bad_Dog]

3 on 1's arnt bad... as long as your on the 3 side:D

[Target Practice]

You will, at least once, forget to take the safety off at the start of the game.

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by Target Practice
You will, at least once, forget to take the safety off at the start of the game.


YOUR FIRED

[Emily]

The only place you can shoot your kids and not get arrested

or

The only place you can shoot someone and it's legal

[Target Practice]

Originally posted by elpimpo



YOUR FIRED

Hey, we were all noobs once. Well, 'cept for Tom that is...he has always been a PB god.

[trevorjk]

everyone has at least an 8 incher! even the woman!

[chairman_mao]

The thing paintball and life have in common are

Always take care of your balls

[spadge67]

theres gonna be so many references to testicles on that shirt its not even gonna be funny

[TraXeR]

This might be a bit much but...

Guys can also take white goo in the face.

[tony3]

Originally posted by Bad_Dog
3 on 1's arnt bad... as long as your on the 3 side:D

3 girls, 1 guy....

[Lee]

life is like a snap shot...you never know what you gonna get.

i know cheesy, but hey... just want to contribute.

or.....

treat your marker like a fine woman...turn on for best results......

[elpimpo]

remember to always lube up

[lightning rift]

If someone is really ugly, annoying, or stupid, tell them to put a mask on and step outside.

[Onryou]

Roll your balls around between game days to prevent unwanted busts...

[Lethargic]

The 10 Truths of Paintball

Rule #1: Paintball is the only place you can brag about putting your balls on the other guy's face without causing mass pandemonium.

Rule #2: The further you are from the field, the more amazingly you played that day.

Rule #3: When people talk about BPS, most of the time the P is silent. (stolen from somebody's sig)

Rule #4: If all manufacturers hype was true, you would have a marker able to fly around eliminating the other team, while simultaneously cooking you toast and telling oyu the weather in Beijing..

Rule #5: In Paintball, running around all day with hot sweaty guys is a normal thing.

Rule #6: The guys who are aggressive get the most action.

Rule #7: Barrel length is inversely proportional to penis size.:D

Rule #8: The guy with the pump gun is either drunk, crazy or amazingly good. Stay clear of him.

Rule #9: You have the greatest chance of gettign shot right after you open your hopper and a fresh pod, and right before you start pouring the paint.

Rule #10: The guy with the most expensive gear isn't the best player. The REALLY good players dont have the mney for the newest of everything. They are too busy playing.

[steveo356]

paintball the only place you can shoot an angel and not go to hell

[Altimas]

Paintball is the only place where you can Bunker your Mom and not have hel to pay when ya get home.