5 reasons to date a paintball player?

[Benfica4ever]

I did a search and i dident find them.
I cant remember them either
what are they again? i have seen em around but i just cant remember them.

[yeahthatsme]

arent afraid to get down and dirty
have atleast a 12 inch barrel
can fire many rounds without tiring

cant remember the others.

[TraXeR]

Although this is supposed to be a paintball terms, it still sounds hilarious. And seems relevant.

We always use a condom
We can get in the oddest of positions
We're good with our fingers in small spots
We keep our equipment clean
We have back up rounds
We need 5 minute breaks, and we can go again.
Some of us don't mind taking face shots (too far??)
We don't like to play alone
We can do 3, 5, 7 and 10 people at a time

Ok I'm done before I go too far.

[Emily]

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126387&highlight=reasons+to+date+a+paintballer

[member#10,261]

finger dexterity

[skife]

we've got more balls :P

[Konigballer]

"because we"...wait....on second thought, most of us are kind of dorky, you would probably rather knock up some musician:)...:(

[Tiberius]

Lol 1. speak for yourself:p 2. I wouldnt mess with an angry dork with a gun:eek: 3. Musicians arent any good anyway except they know how to blow on stuff really hard lol.

[Rather]

because I can rip 16 spasms a second. :eek:



Too far?:cool:

[Athius]

We are trained for combat.


We see killin as a game.


We love to push hard and fast. :D

[Konigballer]

uhh....keep an eye on that guy above me. If you live in puerto rico, avoid clock towers.