You know your shooting too fast when...

[Korrosion]

1. you measure your shooting speed not in bps but in pods per min.
2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"
3. You spend more time reloading then actually shooting.
4. You shoot your body weight in paint in a day.
5. You see the Q-loader advert and think, man thats only 33...
6. Odyssey makes you their posterboy...
7. You can make your e/x-mag stutter at 23 bpsish with 4.0
feel free to add more...

[QUINCYMASSGUY]

8.) People don't hear rapid fire firing coming from your marker, only a steady hum.

9.) You try reprogramming a WAS board to have a debounce setting of -30.

[pito189]

9.) You try reprogramming a WAS board to have a debounce setting of -30.

HAHAHA

10.) You don't close your hopper lid, it just waists time closing it.

[MrWallen]

11) Your index and middle finger have an uncontrollable twitch.
12) You outshoot not only your hopper, but your gun too (on a tourny electro).

[Bucky]

13) you have to get out a microscope to see any distance between the balls in your "rope" of paint.

[Z-man]

2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"


Yep SCP did that in honor of me....

here are some Mag specific ones

"When people refer to your Mag as "the cheater gun"

"When all the Timmy owners bad mouth you but won't ever race you on video ;)"

"When you can destroy an RT bumper in a single day"

"when the oil you clean off the bolt is sliver in color ;)"

"When you need a pod boy to refill after each game to make the next one in time"

"When you canot find a video on the net of someone shooting paint faster than you (BRING IT!)"

[USAF-Flyboy with a Mag]

When every one thinks your Xmag is a shocker because..."Ain't no way in hell a mag can shoot that quick" :D

[Lohman446]

When every one thinks your Xmag is a shocker because..."Ain't no way in hell a mag can shoot that quick" :D

When the field owner considers allowing full auto so everyone can keep up with your e-mag and the F5 cockers...

When you tell him your just an adjsutable tank, a modified sear, and a victory boarded halo away from full auto at 30BPS and he says the rule allowing it would not apply to you.

[ShooterJM]

To figure out their quarterly earnings RPS just calls you and asks how many times you plan on playing paintball in the next 3 months....

[USAF-Flyboy with a Mag]

To figure out their quarterly earnings RPS just calls you and asks how many times you plan on playing paintball in the next 3 months....
HAHA that's a good one

[RenagadeOfFunk]

...when you deplete a full 88-4500 tank in one 5 min game(and not because of leaking)...

...when your 88 cubic foot scuba is out of air before mid day...

...when there is no more paint to buy at the field...

...when 100k shots on a gun doesn't seem a lot to you...

[Slimm Jimm]

When your shot counter turns over every game

[AGDlover]

"when refs tell you to turn off your full auto"

"you bought a 04 JT proharnes when you hear it could hold upto 20pods"

[1ofkind]

14) When you waisted all your paint and didn't even get one person out.

[dwab3000]

when you shoot as fast as me...
i get my gun checked every game for full auto...


2. Because of you your local field makes a specific rule in their safety breifing that says "You cant do what he used to do"
i liked this one cause im friends and he tells the newbs not to imitate me
*its for insurances*

and if you like me use all 5 of your 140 round pods in a 15 min game
(i do that often)

[TeamNausea]

You arent to modest eh Dwab?

[puckmaster]

Your are pissed when you find out your jt pro harness holds ONLY 20 pods.

but common people. there is nothing wrong with accuracy by volume.

[Blazingace]

.......pro players stare at your gun and say "No way that can be a 'mag."

.......the refs follow to each bunker.

.......you preorder a victory board.

.......you steal paint from your front guys.....3 bags worth :)

[Major Jam]

...when you deplete a full 88-4500 tank in one 5 min game(and not because of leaking)...

...when your 88 cubic foot scuba is out of air before mid day...



These could be due to the fact that you might be shooting an Emag with level 10 bolt.
:)

[paintpiggie]

you know you're shooting too fast when youre straight up BROKE! (kinda like me)

[TeamNausea]

Piggie i found a small prob in ur theory there... I'm broke and max at like 16bps...

[kauai_paintball]

when you practice walking your trigger for two hours a day ( i havent even shot paint out of my angel yet, and i think ive depleted half of the 400,000 shot battery life) im getting pretty good at walking off the break. i practice in my backyard.

[angelbeast24]

when you shoot as fast as me...
i get my gun checked every game for full auto...


i liked this one cause im friends and he tells the newbs not to imitate me
*its for insurances*

and if you like me use all 5 of your 140 round pods in a 15 min game
(i do that often)


5 pods in a 15 min game?...im a front player and i do that in 7 mins and my back players shoot more than me...reason for this statement you are not a trigger whore :eek:

[TraXeR]

.. you outshoot your q-loader

.. you outshoot your RT valve

.. you fired off your full hopper and 17 pods before your front players even get to the 50

.. you buy paint by the skid, not the case

.. you get pissed off when you can't break 25 bps

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

you know you're shooting too fast when you have to use a splatmaster just to save paint

you know you're shooting too fast when you leave puddle of paint surrounding the bunker

you know you're shooting too fast if you work just to afford paint

[steveo356]

Ya no you shoot fast if you get kicked off the field for wearing wholes in the bunker.

Ya know you shoot fast if ur friedn with the wased eblade is mad at your fast fingers. :)

P.S. I buy paint by the skid lol cant beat 100k balls at 1200 i normaly sell half of em or they get old

[Ginjiroku]

You can't find a tank big enough to last a single game.

[Chowee21]

u begin to sprout blister on ur fingers.

the 10 year old at the rec field comes out crying because of the 26 welts on his chest

[Enemy]

you know you shoot too fast when your gloves have wholes in the fingers after the first game!!!!

[Doobie]

...you have ever had to sit out a game because of finger cramps!

[dwab3000]

reason for this statement you are not a trigger whore

im not...ahhh...but thats only with my mag...you havent seen my new alias do its work *is gonna need a clone to follow him with more pods, feeling that timmy will be hungery next tourney*

[JoyInTheMadness]

You dry fire two or more shots with a HALO B on your gun.

[bunkermaster10]

When your back man is running a remote line from his harness because his tank is so huge. ( Saw a few guys at Max Masters w/ that, they probably were DUMBING some paint!) ( Basically a scuba on the back).


When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!

[tribalman]

When your LCD bps part reads: Error To Damn Fast!


haha, nice.
-when you have to replace a trigger spring every game, sometimes more
-when you hear some1 talking about how they can shoot 23 bps you just turn and laugh at how slow they are at shooting.
-you wear out your bolt in a day.
-we are having an oil crisis because of the paint demands you require.

[AGDlover]

...you have ever had to sit out a game because of finger cramps!

i useto get finger cramps while playing but that was a while ago

[CodeMA]

Sking, I dont think that was from paintball though, was it :rolleyes:


anyway

... When you base paint usage off hopper battery/paint ratio, not day/battery...


... When your hopper motor dies from constant over usage in its first day of play...

[AngelBoy]

When your girlfriend is finally satisfied....

[RenagadeOfFunk]

...when you have more sponsors than pro players...and thats just for paint...

[eddie885221]

u know ur shooting too fast when airgun designs names its newest valve after u

[MrWallen]

^^^^ Or rather when AGD brags that its new valve can keep up with you :D .

[acropilot19]

...When the ref Begs to to turn the Full-Auto feature back on so it will slow you down
;)
...When you begin to like the smell of Delron Burning
:)
...When you become addicted to Delron fumes
:D

[JonDaAzn]

when Diablo gives you a paint sponsorship, and then goes bankrupt after your first game

[goddom]

you know you are shooting to fast when they hire you to paint the roads with your gun...

[Doobie]

i useto get finger craps while playing but that was a while ago

Man, I think you should have seen a doctor about that! :eek: :D

[Evil Preacher]

You walk off the filed to get paint/air and to replace your battery.

[GA Devil]

when you melt your xvalve bumper...not tear


when your lvl 10 orings have to be replaced each week because they have been worn in all the way thru the smallest carrier


when your halo cant keep up and its a mag



when your mag out shoots a timmy with chaos board

[TraXeR]

when your trigger melts from air friction

when you go in to the game with a double trigger, and come back with a blade (rake much?)

when your gun HAS to double or triple feed to keep up

when you use a skid of paint of the break

when you are forced to have a a 32489+34 harness

when you need 4 scuba tanks for one game

when you can find out when the x valve gets shootdown

when your gun is the Tippmann Hellhound Cannon and you still complain about your BPS

when you live by the phrase '1 skid, 1 kill'

you can shoot more balls than all NXL teams in a year... on your practice days
(dear god, that's just too much paint)

[bjjb99]

One can never shoot too fast. ;)

BJJB

[tribalman]

people hire you to paint their 3 story house with ur marker cause it'll only take 2 minutes to cover the whole place, in 2 coats of paint.

[-Tab]

You know you're shooting too fast when you try walking windex bottles

(yea, we ALL do it)

[dragun_30]

^^^ i'd say thats almost an addiction to walking, but i guess im addicted to walkin

[AGDlover]

Man, I think you should have seen a doctor about that! :eek: :D

woops i got kinda a reading disorder ever since i started paintballing so every time i see the word wraps i think of warps

[penguinpunk555]

When you have a six pack quick changer for your batterys in your marker.


You have a personal assitant to reload for you during the games.

You run a scuba tank with a remote instead of a regular air system.

[sneakyhacker420]

"When you canot find a video on the net of someone shooting paint faster than you (BRING IT!)"
the very day i get my freakin viking in the mail - i will OWN YOU

hell, i'll do it with my RT-Z!!! - it's already made my freakin reloader-b burp!!!!! :eek:

heres one that'll happen to me with any bolt with o-rings

"when you smell burning rubber coming from your feedneck and backblock (ENOURMOUS friction on o-rings)" (done it)

as Z-man said, the oil on your bolt has metal particles in it (every day with my mag)

when you need a new RT on/off o-ring after every day of play (usually do)

when you chip a sear doing a string of 24+ BPS on your RT (the stupid chrono maxes out at 24bps) (done that)

when you fracture a brand new LX spring in one day (done it)

when your barrel unscrews itself and falls on the ground (done it... no wonder i was breaking paint lol)

when you're outshooting the recharge rate of your own valve (i did it with my rhythm @ 26 some bps... pretty sad)

when you are able to destroy a blue bumper instead of a clear one (came VERY close to it on the same day that i chipped my RT sear)