Good Quotes.

[penguinpunk555]

Anybody got any good quotes from paintballers. I have seen a couple in peoples profiles,and I wanted to see what other quotes we got.

[kungfuhampster11]

heres one straight from me, "Take What You Get And Run With It"

[-Tab]

when in doubt, empty your hopper

[UltimatePaintballer]

always remember to look both ways

[dwab3000]

this one guywith a cocker
before my team played theirs...
"hi im mike ill be your assasin today, would you like th basic, deluxe, or supreme package..."

i didnt get him,he didnt get me but he tripped fell and practiclly killed his front block...

the feild/store owner explaining the game to some newbs and pointing to our team
"and for insurance reasons, no matter what they say they are a harzard and should be avoided at all costs, no lets move on to your marker"

me when i drank 4 caffinated coffees with caffinated water, and a bag of chocolate covered coffee beans..and not taking my adhd meds
"straight off the break im going to the mid bunker on the 70, unless anyone else wants dibs, i can always stay back at the 60" *this is the only time i have ever run that fast...ever*

when i was banging my head 80s deathmetal style to get the paint outta my dreads
"duuude theres a snake in my mask!!!!!" my dread was caught in there

a newb after he got me when my gun ran outta air and i was the only one left *i was playing against a team with 1 newb and i was stuck with a bunch of newbs*
"oh yea you OUT, O-U-T,oh crap"
he shot himself in the foot by accident

a day when i was with a bunch of newbs and was helping them out *this was before the do not listen to me rule, and yes that is on the sign with rules"
"ok whose fast, you 5 go for the flag off the break me and the rest of the ones left will cover you"....battery had died in my spyder (this was a custom spyder with timmy bolts, and it had eyes, and a brand new frame)

during a scenerio
it was called planet of the apes
"DAMN YOUSE DIRTY APES, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLLL"
its guy going to the medic center to get revived

thats it...
i only put the funny ones in, well funny and clean...
this collection is from like a couple of years so

[tribalman]

i did just this kinda forum idea before, only i am putting them in a .txt doc. here are some that i have:

talking about a halo:
and if you go to a tourney with Field Pant Only with half
or full black shell you'll just turn your hopper into a
soup bowl even faster than before.. -dirty bunny

i forgot to put down who said this, if you know, please tell me.
"Why wuold anyone need this"
"I just ordered one - though I can see no use for it"
"Me too"

Anyone else find it funny that Air America has a reg built in England?
-thei3ug

Humans have a knack of pointing out the obvious, like "my you're tall",
or "lovely weather, isn't it?" or "you seem to have fallen down a 30'
well, are you ok?"
-Warped1

why use the emag when u have a perfectly good m-4
-Loud Tim

I live in MI.. they would have had an easy time getting hold of the dog
to bury it.. the animal control has flat out asked me when a neighbors
pitbull was on my porch if I owned a gun. Im like I live on 40 acres..
arent I required by law to own a gun for each...
-Lohman446

I think Tom should make a new marker to market as the "AGD Pest-a-Sidearm".
-cphilip

[QUOTE=Cryer]Given the situation, I think I would have had an
empty hopper before I realised the dog had turned and started running...[/]
Well... not your fault... he should have called himself out after all!
-cphilip

Location: Location: Location: The 3 most important rules of real estate
......and attending a Wet T shirt contest.
-RRfireblade

wow...now if this didn't just come out of left field...good job K2...
guess I better start buying some stock now...who better to b*slap SP
into submission?
-DiRTyBuNNy

[Lee]

"never follow Lee"

4 or 5 of my best friends after a scenario game about 10 years ago.
still holds true and is often said to this day......

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

read Lee's profile :)

[Beemer]

check these out........and this one......AGD OTB baby


rt's and imp's are both nice guns.
the beauty of the rt is that there really is not much to improve on.
a few different frames are nice, but opening the box is about the
only thing you need to do with the mag. i dont think you will go
wrong with either one though.

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=129193&highlight=beemer


http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=122928&highlight=quotes

[Gabriel]

Some Great quotes over the FN303:

'Now all I gotta do is get a tank loaded and look for a riot to control.'

'A real man would start a riot :cool: '

'...I'll help starting that riot...'


'Maybe you could talk to your local police force and ask about being a civilian riot-control unit.'

'Man, if I had that thing I would be putting it to use on all these stray cats in my neighborhood'

'No, you dont want to shoot animals with the fn303. Baaaaad results'
^^^ Posted by AGD^^^

'haha, I guess we can assume TK or Jon or somebody at AGD tried that one out!'