P.E.T.A Just gave me a nickel!

[trevorjk]

omg omg omg omg! im so happy!


for some odd reason PETA sent me a nickel in the mail! with about 20 stickers that say something about animals and they have my address printed on the stickers! you know for putting stuff in the mail... anyways i didnt request this stuff at all so who ever thought it would be a funny joke just made my day cuase i was so excited to see my name on an envelope and see a nickel on the inside of the plastic window thing.... man this is sweet!

[PyRo]

Why did they send you a nickle?
Technically its a charitable organization so they can send you a bill for that :)

[trevorjk]

Why did they send you a nickle?
Technically its a charitable organization so they can send you a bill for that :)

oh man if they send me a bill for the nickel im going to burn them all to the ground and then feed them to the animals they so passionatly tried to save!

[Butterfingers]

use it to buy some KFC mmmmm KFC... :p

[1stdeadeye]

Spend it on meat and fur!!!!! :D

[DementedChild]

ill go slaughter a cow and have a bbq infront of there headquarters!

[FactsOfLife]

PETA can kiss my backside...

oh wait it's made of meat, maybe not.

[trevorjk]

PETA can kiss my backside...

oh wait it's made of meat, maybe not.

man if they gave you a nickel for free you know you would take it... of course there would probably be a hamburger in your hand at the time but you know damn well you would take that nickel :)

[1stdeadeye]

PETA can kiss my backside...

oh wait it's made of meat, maybe not.

Yes, but the more of their $ we can get the less they can spend on their lies!!!

[FactsOfLife]

If I got a nickle from PETA, I'd take a picture of the deer I shot with the bullet I bought with it.

[trevorjk]

If I got a nickle from PETA, I'd take a picture of the deer I shot with the bullet I bought with it.


haha at least it was put to good use ;)

[Lohman446]

You know Shatnerball... think we can convince PETA to play paintball with us :)

[trevorjk]

now now... thats crossing the line :)

im going to shatnerball to have fun not listen to peole preach on how my life is wrong :rolleyes:

[Lohman446]

But what if you got to shoot them afterwards.. I mean, it might releive some of the bonus balling StarbaseGCI is going to have coming.

[FreakBaller12]

i did too!!!
i thought it was the new nickel and got excited, then I threw that stupid crap and ripped up the stickers, and thought of meat and juicy burgers :)

[-Jôker-]

i got one too!

[Muzikman]

Ya know, and time I get anything like that...a nice little "Return to Sender" gets written on the letter and dropped back in the mail.

[StuDawggie]

omg omg omg omg! im so happy!


for some odd reason PETA sent me a nickel in the mail! with about 20 stickers that say something about animals and they have my address printed on the stickers! you know for putting stuff in the mail... anyways i didnt request this stuff at all so who ever thought it would be a funny joke just made my day cuase i was so excited to see my name on an envelope and see a nickel on the inside of the plastic window thing.... man this is sweet!


I can only imagine what you might do if they sent you a dime, or tried to rally put some cash in your pocket and sent you a quarter. :p



You know Shatnerball... think we can convince PETA to play paintball with us :)

It's bad enough that they use spray paint on fur and leather, why allow them to get better distance and accuracy by putting a marker in their hands? ;)
Also wouldn't it go against their whiny, crying, tree hugging, tofu eating, sandal wearing hippie way of life?

[Timmee]

Having PETA at Spplat Attack 3 could be a wonderful way of helping to promote our sport (imagine showing non players that PETA supports us), and for that, we could have a barbeque in their honor. :D

[dwab3000]

I GOT A NICKEL YAY :D

and i got stickers saying, got pusss, milk does
and Kfc Is Murder

funyy thing is, i was drinking milk and thinking about going to kfc when it came...

then i spit my milk everywhere,

im writing a letter to bush about this...

wait has he learned to read yet

[gamarada717]

I got one also, but I'm just going to cut off the gay PETA logo on my stickers and use the adress things. :)

[-=Squid=-]

Put a dead cow in a crate and send it to the return address.

[dwab3000]

or send em gift certificates to KFC as a thank you

cool thing is...i did, since i have about 500 of em

[Bad_Dog]

think up a way to kill an animal with that nickel, then videotape it and send it back :)

[PyRo]

Do you have a muzzle loader by any chance? Drop the nickle down the barrel and shoot the squirril :)

[1stdeadeye]

Do you have a muzzle loader by any chance? Drop the nickle down the barrel and shoot the squirril :)

Didn't you see Young Guns?

Load it into a shot gun and then shoot some animal. Then you can say that is the best $0.05 you ever spent! :D

[trevorjk]

think up a way to kill an animal with that nickel, then videotape it and send it back :)

hmm so many sick and twisted videos :)

[PyRo]

Better yet, pull it out of the animal and kill another, and another, and another. Then write PETA in big letters with dead animals that you killed with there nickle.

[dwab3000]

LMAO

i just got an email from peta about my gift i sent em...

they recieved em yesterday...

it was just like funny as hell...since i told em to e-mail if they wanted to thank me...

they called me an A-hole who will rot in hell

i want to see the expression when i wrote in that the nickel went to buying the gift certificate (it didnt, i get em for free)

they were pissed in the email...it was funny....

they shouldnt annoy me...

next one i am photshoping a pic of me eating a dear...RAW with fur and stuff still on it...and its alive...

watch news at eleven to see how peta reacts or if my picture makes the news :D

[SanDiegoMag]

Hey! When do I get my free nickel!!

[Gunga]

You gotta go spend your nickel at this place. :D

[countchocula54]

lol...yeah peta sent me a bunch of free stickers.....well i ordered them to dick around with but still...they sent them to me

[Cryer]

I just got my nickel! :eek:
They gave me a lot of address stickers... and a ballot with return postage.


I think I'm going to send them some milk matters stickers.

And a few sticks of jerky. (one of which will be half eaten)

Along with a baggie of sand, or perhaps a small piece of metal, since their footing the bill for postage.

[Cryer]

Ok. I fixed up their questionaire/guilt trip poll and I'm ready to send it in.

On their poll, they asked "would you consider altering your consumer habits, even some of the foods you eat, in order to reduce animal suffering?"
Choises given:
0)absolutely
0)probably
0)possibly
0)unlikely

I answered:

X) Hell no.


On the back they ask for a donation and give choices of
0)$16
0)$25
0)$50
0)$100
0)$250
or 0) other $_____

I chose "other" and filled in "jack *crap*"

and signed the petition as "go *screw* yourself"

(*=denotes a substitution of more forum-friendly verbiage in place of more colorful expletives)

I wrote in where they attatched the nickel: "just so you know, I used your .05 to help purchase the yummy snacks enclosed herein." and I drew a smiley face licking his lips.

On the letter they sent me, they explained how the address labels they enclosed would help persuade all who saw them affixed to my bills and parcels to be kind to animals. I covered that entire page with the address labels, except for one phrase: "thank you". Under which I wrote "no, thank YOU..." Of course, I save one address label for the envelope, so they know where to direct their hate mail.

I then folded the questionaire and letter neatly around 3 strips of Natural Style Teriyaki-flavored Oberto Beef Jerky (with natural smoke flavor added;)) and stuffed the package into the envelope.

MMmmmm.... Teriyaki:p

I hope they enjoy... Its 97% fat free (which supposedly denotes that they were at least healthy cows...right?)

[trevorjk]

HAHAH i think you spent alittle to much time on that cryer lol but damn its good... by the way would you mind sending me some jerky? oh and i need your address cryer ;)

[painTech]

cryer i love you.

[Cryer]

LOL... I was bored, had nothing else to do... *shrugs* :confused: "why not?", right? :D

But yeah, I almost forgot to save the 3 strips of jerky for the letter (even though I got them exlusively for that purpose)

It was worth it, if for nothing else, it was something to pass the time and get a laugh. :cool:

[countchocula54]

hahaha...omg cryer that is so great...id never have the cajones to do that...your my idol

[animal]

I like to go to the local "charcoal grill" and get the triple burger with one patty of each meat they offer:

buffalo, ostrich, beef. and then I top it off with bacon :)

To make that even better whenever a vegitarian is near, I make sure to order 2 more to take home :D That way I hopefully was responsible for killing 12 animals just to feed me. I'd make sure each bacon strip came from a new pig if I could :)