TOP 10 reasons

[Q01]

going over many fourms you see post like
"top ten ways to tell your a paintballer"
or and this was my favorite "top ten ways to tell you broke you cocker"

so i figure why dont we just start a massive list on 2 thing and blow the socks off all the top 10 posts every where else

To start we should go TOP XX REASONS AGD ROCKS*or why to buy from them*

Secondly lets go "TOP XX REASONS MAGS ROCK"

now i wont take all the good ones so for top xx reasons agd rocks

1: Graet staff
2: Great online community
3: Tom Kaye

top xx reason mags rock

1: they are like ak-47 they can be rusted and filled with sand and they still work
2: they were the FIRST semi auto
3: the x-valve

so take it away

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Top 10 Ways You Know You Broke a Cocker
1. It keeps on chopping
2. it doesn't recock
3. you hear leaking
4. it doesn't shoot at all
5. it's extremely inconsistant

[AGDlover]

the 1 resason why AGD rocks
1. AUTOMAGS.ORG

[ZapTheMad]

Here's my reason why mags rock :)

(see gun in sig)

[dj89]

Top 10 Ways You Know You Broke a Cocker
1.you tryed to shot it
2.you made the trigger shorter
3.you told it you were going to play this weeken
4.you spent 400 on it to get it to stop leaking and it still leaks :D
thats all for know

[UltimatePaintballer]

Top reason you should this thread sucks...
1!) you touch yourself at night :D

[slade]

top reason why mags rock:
1) being able to fan your mech ult at ~18bps

[The Action Figure]

not even close mechs wont shoot that fast till the hair trigger

[68magOwner]

top reason why mags rock:
1) being able to fan your mech ult at ~18bps


which brings us to our next topic, top xx reasons to leave the P out when qouting your BPS.

#5- to sound cool
#4- Its teh internet, no one can MAKE you prove yourself wrong with a vid
#3- your AGG?
#2- your on PBN, where "everyone does" 20+
#1- your not Zak Vetter

[AGDlover]

Top reason you should this thread sucks...
1!) you touch yourself at night :D


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yet kinky lol j/k :p

[slade]

which brings us to our next topic, top xx reasons to leave the P out when qouting your BPS.

lol yeah, one of my away messages is: "99.9999 times out of a hundred, when a paintballer is talking about BPS, the "P" is silent."
i stole that from someone a while ago, dont know who...

im not sure EXACTLY what i can get up to, but my gun is fairly new so the ult is still reactive... i have an electro piranha that is 15 bps full auto, and when i fan/twitch my ult (well, at least while it still has its reactivity) i can get it to shoot faster than that, at least for a short period of time. so i can at least top 15... unless my piranha is screwed up.

[barberjohn]

not even close mechs wont shoot that fast till the hair trigger
maybe not with ult, but z-man can do it. i do believe he hit 20 bps on his rt.

[jesseyo13]

with 3000psi directly to the rt valve!!!

[slade]

maybe not with ult, but z-man can do it. i do believe he hit 20 bps on his rt.


with 3000psi directly to the rt valve!!!

um, care to elaborate/send me a link?

[dj89]

maybe not with ult, but z-man can do it. i do believe he hit 20 bps on his rt.
ya you are right it is posable.......... ;)

[magman#1]

top 10 reasons YOU'RE a paintball player

sorry to be a grammar whore, but it's YOU'RE not YOUR

[Lohman446]

LOL - I have my e-mag set at 14BPS and you'd never beleive how many people think thats 20+ BPS

[dj89]

haha i sold you it i rember ppl telling me that too. :D


ya you can only spell wrong if you have this in your sig
"I Can't Spell So Get Over It!" ;)

[LittlePaintballBoy]

um, care to elaborate/send me a link?Our very own Zak Vetter with his RT hooked up to an unregulated scuba tank... (http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=132492&highlight=Z-Man)



which brings us to our next topic, top xx reasons to leave the P out when qouting your BPS.

#5- to sound cool
#4- Its teh internet, no one can MAKE you prove yourself wrong with a vid
#3- your AGG?
#2- your on PBN, where "everyone does" 20+
#1- your not Zak Vetter :p I LOVE IT!!! ROFL

EDIT- Sigged! *still laughing*

[barberjohn]

with 3000psi directly to the rt valve!!!
actually it was 2200 psi, and he hit 32 cps that time. his brother worked his rt pro with a maxflo and hit 20 bps with paint, that should also be on his site. the 20 bps was runaway, but he also did another without runaway, completely legal, 16 bps with his rt pro.

[TeamNausea]

Way to know you broke your cocker
1. You bought it.

[slade]

do you know who origionally came up with that saying? i think i stole it off someone on ao a while ago.

[punkncat]

Top 10 Ways You Know You Broke a Cocker
1.you tryed to shot it
2.you made the trigger shorter
3.you told it you were going to play this weeken
4.you spent 400 on it to get it to stop leaking and it still leaks :D
thats all for know


Youv'e played with a cocker before haven;t you? :cool:

[dwab3000]

what happened to my post about the mafia one....

im pretty sure it was here :confused: :confused: :confused:

did i post it

if not here it is again

1) Smart Parts - Patents
2) Dye - matrix aftermarket
3) Kingmann
4) Nppl, Psp, & millenium Owners
5)NPS
6) Draxxus
7) PMI
8) RPS
9) Early AGD
10) WArped sports a couple of years ago
11) WDP

[dj89]

Youv'e played with a cocker before haven;t you? :cool:
never played with one owen one for a week and sold it................................ ;) pos

i shot it in my back yard i'll ever get ride of all of my mags...... ;)

[Z-man]

not even close mechs wont shoot that fast till the hair trigger

Thank you all! I just got back from Modesto and so I could not respond.

Here is the unified page with all the videos you can care about.

http://www.zakvetter.com/Pages/Paintball/Z-mans_AO_Corner/Z-mans_corner_main.html

AND ITS NOT RUNAWAY! ITS RAPID-FIRE!!!!

http://www.zakvetter.com/Pages/Paintball/Automags/Rapid_Fire/runaway.html

[dj89]

:( i can't wacth them :( help plz :confused:

[Z-man]

:( i can't wacth them :( help plz :confused:

It's Quicktime. I did not make all the videos streaming videos unfortunately (which are the ones that appear and you can watch them as they download) So you have to sit and wait and watch the MB's start loading. You can also right click and save the file as... for you oddball PC guys...

I think Ill need to make all the movies streaming.... don't know why I didn't in the first place.

[dj89]

it tell me save pic as :confused:

[Z-man]

LIES ALL LIEZ!!!

yuor Windowz has stolded yur megahurts!!!!111

(aim me at VetterNoisesii and we fix you up good)

[barberjohn]

AND ITS NOT RUNAWAY! ITS RAPID-FIRE!!!!

http://www.zakvetter.com/Pages/Paintball/Automags/Rapid_Fire/runaway.html
yea, whatever you say :D.

[Z-man]

I defy you to write a rebuttal PUNKS! :D

[Ov3rmind]

Top three ways to know you bought an SP gun:
1. FSDO
2. It comes with a detailed pamphlet covering all the patents that apply to your gun.
3. It's modes include semi, ramp, full auto, burst, and lawsuit.

[eddie885221]

do they have a "o s*** wdp is suing us, wut do we do!?!" mode?